>Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [ie Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas.
- Al-Suyuti
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Well? Doesn't it sounds better than a bunch of guys in white robes gayly playing harps on a featureless cloudy landscape?
I think it does, yeah
Alhamdulillah
i want 2 fuk lolis
Em caso de investigação policial, eu oficialmente declaro que não tenho envolvimento com este grupo e não sei como estou no mesmo, provavelmente fui inserido por terceiros, declaro que estou disposto a colaborar com as investigações e estou disposto a me apresentar a depoimento se necessário, declaro que sou completamente inocente e não tenho envolvimento nenhum com este caso mostrado nesta imagem específica.
Based as fuck
I don't know how anyone can believe this nonsense, it sounds like someone trying to convince people to do something really stupid for his own benefit.
The PF is useless user
that's what you want me to think senhor
It's called religion, and most humans are dumb
Musrats are really (R E A L L Y) stupid, user
It doesn't why would humans need sexuality in heaven? Sexuality is the product of a base, animalistic instinct.
posting this just makes it easier for the brazilian police to find your posts lol
>Sexuality is the product of a base, animalistic instinct.
And so is everything about mankind
Show me some animal fiction and art.
Me on bottom middle touching my neck.
Would impregnate each of them.
me on the left
Would you take responsibility?
>Reason was not shaped by nature
You're a animal user
>dude we're just complicated animals lmao
I don't buy it desu
You should buy it because it's true
Prove it.
>Benis of the Elected never softens
You better not trip in a cloud in paradise, else you might break your dick.
>Trip with everlasting boner
>Pop cloud you're floating on
>Heaven comes crashing down
>9/11:2
>dude we’re just complicated mixtures of reacting chemicals
>dude we aren't animals because we can do math even though we look and behave like animals
We have animal bodies but not animal SOULS you god damn COMMUNIST.
Why wouldnt god do this, hes a nice guy, just because you dont like the idea its nonsense?
Yes I would impregnate cartoons too, you лocь
Why would you want to be under the influence of something that can never be satisfied?
me too
There's nothing wrong with communism
imagine being American and thinking this
epic bants
because it feels good?
Not all Americans. Just the overly sheltered.
Mashallah
Be quiet kafir
I fapped to this earlier today.
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Life is absolutely meaningless without cute 2D lolis.
>not English translation
dropped
Would it feel just as good in heaven after 100 years? 1000? 10,000? If what you want is the pleasure, which is based on neurotransmitters, must you have the physical act of sex to derive that pleasure?
EOPs are technically subhuman.
Based
I can read a French translation too lol
Can we address the flag?
What about it?
Where is "unknown"?
Who knows?
based
>souls
Get the fuck out of here brainlet