/brit/

lisicki discovered drill a month ago, he doesn't even have any black mates

Doug I'm sorry but you can't use the n word on 4channel

it's honestly painful in the I'm A Celeb threads

190 what is your stance on Stormzy
I think he is insanely overrated end of

real white niggas listen to soundcloud rap

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you shan't be trimming your balls. you only use your good old razor

Would you rather a private jet or a comfortably large boat, if you were rich enough for one? And how big would they have to be to be appealing to you?

shall be going to the barber's to get my balls shaved
thanks Pierre

I listen to grime sets on pirate radio

I find it hilarious just how much people cannot bring themselves to just not reply to him there.
Simply cannot do it.

>Stormzy
>2018

HOWLING

it's baffling

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Probably the boat, although I love the thought of having a private jet the boat has more utility.

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the first
afraid of the open sea ngl

yeah one of those two

Is this normie humour?

Headlining Glasto in 2019

Wow...

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literally never shaved anything myself. always only used a trimmer (or the barber shaves my beard). don't want to experiment on my balls with a razor

wonder if matey got his shoe back

>my nu leng is drill

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yeah because he's washed

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>Rise up is not only a decent read; it is a very important book

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is 190cm a good height in bongland?

tfw no mixed gf

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LOVE 190, he's far more interesting than most you fucking freaks here

He's the only relevant UK rapper.

spacker

>uk rap
>relevant
lmao

you don't want a mixed race gf
they're all severely mentally ill

hope youre all reading your BBC News in Pidgin lads

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Name a good Stormzy track since his viral meme track

I'll wait

yes i do
they're peng as fuck

not really... hes the only relevant uk rapper appealing to white people.

sue

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instagram.com/lil_topo01/

OH NO NO NONOONONOONONOO

Quintessentially British

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one hit wonder la'

What is a "viral meme track", lads?

t. 56%

white people are the only relevant race

the only relevant blacks are the monkeys that dance and sing for our entertainment

It's all nigger babble you wigger gimp poof

Correct but he's still not any good

Listening to slowdive in the Tesco car park

Something that someone who doesn't know the meaning of the word "viral" nor that of "meme" might say.

when kino comes to real life

can feel my heart physically straining to pump this plasma around
hope it gives up soon

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stormzy - mans not hot was a summer 2018 tune tbf

Is THIS what happens when you hit 40 and still want to be a rapper?

youtube.com/watch?v=ieYp4yhrXj4

just blew my nose

These made up genres are getting daft

It's a band, not a genre.

HYPE HYPE HYPE

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Hello nigger

keep us updated

Old England bros, check out /New England/
We'd love to have ya :)

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*goes and watches a better act at one of the other stages*

poor attempt at jumping over him, I would have nailed that

and all the guy on the bench had to do was lift his fucking legs

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Don't think calling someone a racist is a sustainable argument 2bqh

lads update with the girls ye

currently talking to a girl doing her masters in Cambridge, any red flags to acknowledge

>girl
>doing a masters
yikes!

gf wants to fuck me for the third time today cya losers

>Stormy
>Ever
State of your life you wigger gimp

go for it Tobes

could easily force myself on 190 if I wanted to but I'm not gay
he'd probably love it though

why accepted your mutt face is a red flag

story behind this?

matey sorting this drinks package is trying to get cocktails and prosecco included
it's a fucking stag do

Test

>Appealing to white people.
Any white person who likes stormy is a lose cause and not white in mind

pissjugs filling up nicely

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guy jumped in front of train and bounced off

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Damn bros they blocked me from posting pics from my phone

you could jump off that train safely

who in their right mind thought the channel tunnel was a good idea?

youtube.com/watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0

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>40
he's in great shpe

instead he started breakdancing

lmao good one

for me left > right

the businessmen who got the contract that's who

that's because you're not white