/cum/

this post is very rude, delete it please

why so /dead/

Gonna see my gf soon

gotta take my 3rd poop today, what music should i put on while giving birth?

because its the middle of the day on a monday

Everyone is at work or in class
t. shitposting on toilberg's dime

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back to work goy, my yacht won't pay for itself!

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So I was thinking of Monster Hunter World, Far Cry 5, and Suriving Mars + DLC

No
I'm too busy texting my gf to work :)

whatever floats your boat dude

Sounds good
I got Black Mesa and Civ 5+DLC

is arbys still alive?

the arby's fight club dream is still alive

somehow

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you still drinking or did you quit again

hope arbys isnt getting drunk again

quit again
we'll see for how long

whats the point in not

is there anything you enjoy aside from drinking

umm
shitposting??

are you fat?

6' 185 normally, just on the edge of overweight

guess ill go buy a toilet plunger cause i feel a poo coming on

oh ok, have you always been depressed?

w-when's the last time you shat?

pretty much yes
the times have become even darker as of late though

>terraria 5 dolleroos
fuck maybe i'll get this too

Subscribe to Pewdipie
youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-RL__uN4

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What?
Mailer is the one who sends the mail
Mailman is the one who delivers it

I spent 400 dollaridoos on Vega 64, ama

Playing Terraria with the lads is a great fucking time

kys

so... i was right

blizzard knocked out power for 6 hours
got like 2-3 inches of snow
guess im not seeing the sun until June

why is the northern midwest so shitty?

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why do you hate pewds so much?

you know what my good friend ale, i might just

>72 million bros
youtube.com/watch?v=V2Afni3S-ok

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cringe

How do I slide into a cute Islamic girl's DM's?

say this : أراهن أنك حاولت ترجمة هذا الحق

need a /cum/ server

Woah you read my mind

Last day of "work" tomorrow, then im going back to the good life

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hey

hey, whats up buddy, feeling better today?

hey boys, i got that mars landing stream for you

youtube.com/watch?v=bGD_YF64Nwk&feature=youtu.be

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you can take the swede outta sweden but you cant take the sweden outta the swede

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i hate christmas, probably wouldn't hate it if it last for a reasonable period of time (4-5 days) instead of two months

Somalis are BASED desu

they are a cursed and wretched people, even separated from the hive they must strive to be blacked

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tfw no somali bf

Somalis and Swedes are the only true friends on this wretched earth desu

imagine having a girlfriend you felt comfortable with

*crhssskk* “yep, they don’t make woman like they used to”
*sssiiippp*

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>Stephen Harper is the chairman of an international alliance of centre-right political parties
gross

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Democrat_Union

Wont be using my trip anymore, felt cringy desu

olis

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You take your estrogen pills today sweetie?

lol

howdy

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nah, just not a fan of globalism or neoliberal economics

short attention span

why do they avoid the south?

sorry i dont reply to misogynists

because its hotter the more south you go in the USA

So how’s all that work coming together

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thingken about Nevada

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@97964887
cringe

why

same desu
explain
meh desu

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what would you do if i punched you in the face

There are nuclear craters over in them fields

what's that pic?

kiss you

got my potty unplugged, first time i have ever plugged one
wish i didn't flood the bathroom a couple days ago though

nuclear test site

i clogged the toilet at least once a week

“If you kill your enemies, they win”

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What deodorant do you use?

i used to have to unclog toilets at work on the reg
fuckers either shit big or just wipe a ton and don't flush in between

Generic store brand

old spice, sport

Could really go for some ale right now, get it? ale like the beer and ale like the Mexican poster in this thread
nivea, for men

I don't use it

Fun fact: Trudeau never actually said “If you kill your enemies, they win”

>fuckers either shit big or just wipe a ton and don't flush in between
im a big poo lad usually and i at least have the courtesy of flushing after a poo and two wipes, like fuck you can keep wiping after

Fun fact: Trudeau was a substitute drama teacher who got elected because he promised to legalize weed

trips of truth
least he followed through

Fun fact: i want to marry Trudeau