1. Your cooter

1. Your cooter
2. Are you/is your cooter ready for WW3?
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No, but I was getting bored. Might as well die in an interesting manner.

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I mean considering what their roads look like I doubt Russian nukes are well maintained

1. Proto-Finnich Holy Roman Khaganate
2. I was born for it

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ukraine isn't in the nato, nothing will happen even if they get steam rolled

Delet this, Finnish defence policy is based on NATO Option which means that NATO will save us even if we aren't in NATO

But they are a sovereign country

yes and they had crimea cut right out, technically russia can eat it piecemeal, no problemski

I'm fully ready.

YES

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>implying there aren't neocons jizzing their pants to send men to war against their old nemesis

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Ready to kill mutts, euros and khohols

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>NATO declaring war to defend a non-NATO country
>especially khoholistan
thank fuck I live a country with no draft

Who here ready to slaughter R*ssian dogs?

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russia isn't the ussr, diplomacy wise

What do you mean Muhammad

See you on the battlefield.

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NATO might not fight, but it will probably give a shit ton of military aid to ukraine

Polish soldiers dying for Ukrainian sovereignity would be the ultimate cuckoldry.
If it would ever come to this, we should quit NATO and proclaim ourselves a neutral country.

That would be extremely funny.

Cant wait to kill western pigdogs with my bare hands like my ancestors did

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Lol, that would be dumb even for Putin. He just needs to make sure Ukies will never get their shit together, which really isn't a hard job.

They just fired on Ukie ships somewhere. It's a habbening, all right.

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Shoo shoo faggot

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you two should fuck already

but to be fair, didn't the russians wear brown and the finns wore white?

putin doesn't need to do anything to keep ukraine weak, just let western powers keep enforcing administrations that support the global neoliberal economic order

>enforcing administrations that support the global neoliberal economic order
Oh Boy, you better not learn about former communistic countries in the EU,

Finns wore everything because they were poor and didnt even have tanks

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Good thing your countrymen were nice enough to donate some to them :)

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Only costed them a pile of dead finnshits
Lucky they

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1.Yes
2.Probably, I've played enough hours of Stalker:Anomaly to know how to survive the apocalypse though so yeah

OH NO NO NO

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>lose 95 k men dead and lose the war
>edit wiki
>l-look at our kd
How pathetic fingoloids are?

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> 8% approval rating
> Ukrainian elections in 5 months
LADS RUSSIA IS GOING TO INVADE US I SWEAR REMEMBER TO VOTE MR. CHOCOLATE

t Dolan Drumpf

If ruske will get Ukraine then the battlefront will be closer to us you mindless baboon

You should acquire nukes. Having nukes means never having to say you're sorry.

>dying for pookraine
>dying for the US government
lmao, Uncle Sam has enough willing retards to throw into the meatgrinder. i wont have any part in pointless killing thousands of miles across the sea

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>implying we’d help
Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll do just fine under your Slavic overlords

>inb4 Blumpft is a Russian bot for not wanting to attack Russia
I'm not dying for Ukraine

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>This level of cope

>US builds an alliance for economic and security reasons during cold war
>70 years later the US is pretty much self sufficient only relying in other countries for cheap labor and with a tiny percentage of its GDP involved in exports
>no nearby superpower to threaten them
the US could pretty much drop out from defending every other country and they'd lose nothing

>be Finland
>poor and have no tanks
>have vastly less manpower than Russia
>still BTFO Ruskies
>"Y-Yeah but we won the war Finns btfo"

NATO will do nothing when it happens, between Trump being a dumbfuck retard and Europe tearing itself apart with right-wing populists and Brexit type of shit, plus dumb "leftists" crying they don't want war since "Russia a good boy, we are no longer in the Cold War, America is a nation full of war criminals, muh Iraq, muh Obama drones, muh hawks".

I don't think Russian has a word for maintenance. Have you seen the state of the kuznetsov?

we've been seeing reliable evidence of russia planning full scale occupation of ukraine for the last few decades
when it happens it'll be just like crimea, comparatively low intensity and denied by russia up until we stop putting new sanctions on them for it
please remember that even the lowest hohol is still human, even if barely, and there is some form of decency one can appeal to to try and foster love between east and west

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Russia is going to pull off another Crimea and you fags will watch it happen

It's not NATO membership, it's the Budapest Memorandum. But it's not a ratified treaty in the US, so I don't know how binding our administration considers it.