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Illinois here, cook county
this is me rn
lost power for 6 hours, came back not but 30mins ago

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Was snowed in all afternoon here.

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>lost power for 6 hours
Spooky. This is why I heat with propane.

Shame
Been a warm winter insofar

Jeez, that must've sucked hard

daily reminder midwest has no culture everything they have is straight up taken from south and I mean everything including niggers like food, guns, patriotism and whiteness YOU FILTHY ASS MIDWEST NIGGERS STEAL OUR SHIT FUCK YOU YOU CULTURELESS TRASH EATING MOTHERFUCKERS CANT WAIT FOR GOOKS TO NUKE YOUR SHITTY ASS PLACE TO HELL YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING FAGS

hellos from Indiana
lots of snow today frens!

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Toothpaste

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wasnt too bad, sleep through most of it
had to leave a shit in the toilet for 2 hours, appearently the plumbing goes out with the power in my commieblock

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nebraskan reporting in

Once the shoveling is done it'll be nice enough

>appearently the plumbing goes out with the power in my commieblock
That's... disappointing
At least it's over, yea?

Whereabouts?

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yeah, the worst of the blizzard let up around 9

south is the biggest shithole the country so hush up now cletus

yee

Lincoln for college

Does Toronto count as Midwest ?

i dont know whats going on but based and redpilled

Leave.

What major?
Sis went there for law

be Grateful you're not from the DC area. i want to leave this shithole so bad

You might as well just leave this plane of existence

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this
fuck the s*uth and FUCK southern "people"

Im moving to Cheyenne honestly
gonna get a big plot of land and wait for yellowstone to take me

>DC
>contributing to the cancerous federal state even indirectly
log off from life dood

All the land around Cheyenne is already bought up by Californian duderanchers
Try Sheridan

perfect actually, im Californian :D
moved to Illinois recently and its too brown and too cold
not even socal was this brown

Physics but switching to computer science for masters, aiming for somewhere comfy like colorado, minnesota, or washington. Did she like it here?

>im Californian
fuck off, don't move to the midwest

Oh, in that case let me know where you move to so I can burn your house down and toss you in the chipper

Yes she did
You're probably going to get good synergy in Washington with a comp-sci degree and comfyness

im already here man, dont worry I vote red

I used to wrestle that makes me 10% midwest

Missouri reporting in

Yeah no
Go away

What's it like living in a state that isn't 80% urbanized?

>dont worry I vote red
that's not the point

That's not even remotely redeeming
Fuck off back to California

It's nice
Wish the transplants wouldn't ruin it but c'est la vie

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Well I admit most Californians are pure shitheads, but theres like 10% that are actually really laid back and not 100% fake. I blame the women, they are the most stuck up cunts in the country and even 40 year olds talk like their 16

what is that even supposed to mean? On an unrelated note I've been interested in St. Paul and Chicago. My parents used to live in the latter. Dad's family is from Michigan too so there's that.

>but theres like 10% that are actually really laid back
doubt it. if that were true, it's almost certainly not the case with you

you're the quintessential carpetbaggers. you move to other states because you've ruined your own and then you try to force your views on others even though no one asked you to be there. you then change the state so it's more appealing to other californians and proceed to ruin that state too. you're like fucking locusts

no one gives a shit if you vote for the democrats or the republicans, they just don't want you fucking with their state

I think most of what people claim to hate about Californians is really what they dislike about Yuppies

I live in a relatively (for my state) rural community. I don't blame you guys for not wanting California people moving into your turf. Every once in a while here people from the Philadelphia area move here to get away from the city, which is fine but they complain about hearing gunshots during hunting season, firecrackers in summer, and the smell of manure in the fields.

You must be from NJ

its not like im some boomer, I had the misfortune of being born there, not my fault
Ive never voted blue in my life. Besides its how expensive it is that drove me out. I just want a quiet rural state to live in.

It means "Kill yourself"
Go Chicago if you intend to move
And your dad being from Michigan accounts for nothing if you don't have any links to it beyond that

None of them are
Go back to California

I don't want anyone of any state beyond the ones that border mine moving here
>Every once in a while here people from the Philadelphia area move here to get away from the city, which is fine but they complain about hearing gunshots during hunting season, firecrackers in summer, and the smell of manure in the fields
Yeah this is probably the most annoying part
Transplants move literally anywhere and then just bitch
They're insufferable

Indeed yes I am. At the moment I'm thinking about relocating to another state, because taxes are too high

Isn't the area North of the Bay area pretty damn rural?

>Besides its how my fellow californians ruined my state that makes me want to take advantage of yours
no, fuck off
move to washington if you have to

the rural parts of California are more expensive than the cities, white flight drove them deeper and deeper into the mountains/valleys

Washinton and Oregon are worse than California in terms of liberal yuppies
The whole hipster craze came from there and is mistaken for Californian influence when that was all them

you made your bed

how? by virtue of being born in California? I never voted for that shit, I never had a say. I think youre mad because you flyovers never really had a unique culture of your own and your cities are rust buckets full of browns
I was expecting people to have the neutral midwestern accent out here, but really everyone just sounds Californian to me.

>It's another "Hey this is about the Midwest so lets only talk about California" episode
Every fucking time, just make /cali/ and fuck off

Were you thinking about keeping it in the Midatlantic or moving somewhere else?

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>turns out I actually hate everything about the people who live in the midwest and only moved to take advantage of your cheap prices
this is why everyone fucking hates transplants
sudoku yourself my man

hello, fellow hoosier

Considering many Califonians are descended of transplanted midwesterners and southerners that's no surprise

I am an asshole. I'll give you that

All of your land will belong to the Californian settlers, the only true sons of the Wild West
We will reclaim the land and transform it to serve us like we did with California hahaha

>larping
you have to be 18 to post here

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I'm honestly not quite sure yet. I want to stay within a 1-day drive of my family so probably Pennsylvania, Virginia, or West Virginia.

I like where I love but It's getting too congested and everything is getting built up. I'm tired of not being able to drive for over a half an hour without hitting another suburb.

The Midwest sounds nice. Low population density, more open spaces, and lower taxes. I don't know if I'll be moving there but it sure sounds nice.

Is Colorado the best state in terms of people?
Everyone from there seems pretty chill.

I live in Kansas

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It sounds nice and then you move here and realize you're in a neighborhood with people who thought the same thing and then you're miserable and move back within three years

Colorado isn't Midwestern
Nebraska is the best state in terms of folk imo

nah, probably Wisconsin or Minnesota

cringe

What about it is cringy

Do all Kansans have fingers that close backwards?

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everything

Not even yoopers sound like that.

And?
I'm not a Yooper

South Dakota

Uh huh

>Nebraska is the best state in terms of folk imo

why?

>dood
>like
>like
kys

They're kind, decent, and polite

My biggest fear about moving to another state is that I'm going to be disappointed. So I'll have to think this through a little more.

in honesty we only ever get that Californian around other Califags
otherwise we blend in with perfectly neutral accents

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Do research, visit the place, stay for a month if you can
That's the optimum way to figure out if you'll like someplace

No you don't

North, south, and west Indiana has different kinds of people

>otherwise we blend in
FACT BLAST: no you don't

I'll try that sometime when I have the money. I have a friend up in North Dakota, maybe I'll visit sometime in the future. I'll try a few states.

Thanks for the advice

No problem, hope things work out for you

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and youd be none the wiser

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what's there to do in Nebraska though?
Hunting?

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Fishing, hiking, football etc.
The movies too
Lincoln and Omaha would be more your speed though seeing as no foreigner ever seems to give a shit about doing anything except sitting at some cafe downtown

your inflections are off
the only people who would believe that you're a native are those who are willfully ignoring it

No dude, I'd like to go to America for the creepy shit.

I love all of the folklore about the weird inawoods spookies. Where can I go for that? Skinwalkers and shit.

You might as well just take acid and go to the nearest forest if you want to have an /x/ experience

>Where can I go for that?
ozarks are nice

You can literally go to any woods in the middle of nowhere and get a spooky experience.

I'd rather deal with skinwalkers than the nigs we have here.

Ayy, I've read quite a few spooky tales from the Ozarks.

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go to Joshua tree park and take 10 grams of mushrooms

>They named a park after a shitty U2 album