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VIRGIN FREAKS ARE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
SEX HAVERs GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

willies bums and finally a bit of poo

third

omg

Am at toil so I'm fine
You need anything manlet? Some lifts? A job? An education? A pro?
He's mentally ill

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fucking idiot

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If you don't have curry sauce on the chips you get out of the chippy you're a paki in my eyes

alexandria is a 9/10 qt

for me, it’s cheesy chips

I only post once the thread is about 15 posts in.

The first few posts of a thread are largely ignored because it's just people desperate to get the first post or just post silly stuff to get attention.

The true course of a thread is set around the 15-20 posts mark

I shant however decide the course of this thread as I have decided instead to make you all aware of this

4 more wins on Hearthstone and I'm officially white

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>me: oh you watch anime? What do you watch?
>them: One piece, naruto, hunter x hunter
>me: ever heard of yuruyuri? or hidamari sketch? What about K-ON?
>them: No what are they?

ffs lads sick of dealing with anime-watching normoids

Curry sauce on rice is actually a British invention

Why do you hate Pakis

they like me just fine
just a few particularly obsessed autistic virgins that do the same shite over and over and over again

Your worldview is genuinely the most bizarre and sad thing possible

The term "NEET" is not accurate enough to describe one's position in life. After all, people who are retired or taking a gap year are NEETs but they aren't necessarily pathetic runts. Therefore I propose that we differentiate between voluntary NEETs (volNEETs) and involuntary NEETs (inNEETs).

Curry sauce in the chippy must be aswell. Fucking love it

he hates himself and his family and his community because he had a shit childhood and adult life and he has autism so he can't possibly ever blame himself unless it's to garner more attention because he's a sickly narcissistic freak

go fuck a body pillow weeb freak

(like yourself)

self loathing

>youtube.com/watch?v=P0SAsjxlY2M

literally CANNOT stop listening to this on repeat, need to beat someone up ASAP

been abused by them my whole life

It's the same view as everyone else here

don't hurt me like that, sweety. x

>pakis
>man utd

never thought about it before but fucking hell you're right

my family is rich so i'm voluntary neet but i'm pathetic where does that put me?

Get a job you bloody neet!

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moni do you put on a girly voice when speaking

I don't know what kind of bizarre world you're living in where any of these things are true, but you should do us a favor and leave ours
I read some of your older blogs and you are a truly pathetic cretin. You literally don't adhere to a single thing you used to talk about a few years ago

Its shit.

It's a character

I have got one, I'm starting as an amazon packer on thursday

t. bleach watching freak

alexandria ocasio cortez will be the first female first latinx president

working 6 or 7 days a week from tomorrow until christmas eve lads

>It's the same view as everyone else here
LOL
fuck off

I've been stalking my ex-gf's social media every day despite breaking up 10 years ago.
The first year was out of depression and curiosity. I think from that point on it's just become a habit like opening up Jow Forums or youtube daily.

Dad's taken my parking spot again. Going to shit in his pillow, that will show him.

imagine replying to a nonce
imagine taking a nonces posts seriously
grim lad grim

wahaeyyy haha don't shoot me lad

*west side* don't get your uzi haha get out to south central la much do ya?

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danekike nobody cares about the politicians you wank over

say that to my face mate bet you wont

I don't think he'd dedicate so much time to blogging and posting as a character
He's just a mentally ill saddo

in britain there is a posh cunt stereotype but imo the low class people are way bigger cunts than the posh peopls

cause manna like jaykae where have you been

Never enjoyed dark souls/bloodborne games. They are so boring.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

My voice is naturally fem

What about concert tickets for kendrick? Loophole uh. Sorry you're still a paki.

If you're truly pathetic then you wouldn't actually be able to get a job (therefore you're an inNEET).

hey moni how was your day today xx

you're a cunt

hmmm nah bet i would

think i'm in love with her

brown, educated, beautiful, funny

the whole package

NEED my own apartment, loathe sharing a kitchen with a bunch of randoms

rreeeeeeeee reeeeee reeeee

volNEET

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Literally not a single thing about you is natural anymore, fuck are you on about?

what to get mom for christmas
she hates most things
loves dogs tho

rude povvo

well i'm pathetic for my background not so pathetic I coudln't get a shit job lol

Don't know why this is attractive to me. More of a chebs man me. Yet, I wank.

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Got called a nigger in greggs earlier lads

big black arse plug

his mental illness is the natural result of paki inbreeding

a cat

get a cat then

>her
>funny
yeah sure lmao

fuck up you shitskin

vocaroo

a pair of socks and hug

ralph lauren sweater from tj maxxx that cost 20 bucks but you rip the tags and pretend it cost 150

sue

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you hate Bernie yet you love young brown Bernie with tits

you have no convictions lmao

>Call company because they charged me after I payed some money I owed.
>They tell me I had to call them when they received the letter to let them know that they received the money.

Costumer service workers are literal brainlets.

The onlything worth getti g out of greggs is the bacon and sausage barm with some brown sauce

ah the london experience i hear so much about

Put a loaded gun in your mouth, aim toward the soft spot at the back of your skull.
Pull the trigger.
Mummy and Daddy sigh relief.

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finished Arkham Origins (sucks)

Started FF 13 (seems bad)

Not looked for new jobs

>Don't know why this is attractive to me
probably because you're an actual nonce
no idea how old that girl is and frankly don't care, because she's doing everything she can to look like she's 13

who is your favourite keion

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>he wanks to pictures
couldn't do that past age 14

emmet you are soooooo toxic and problematic

2018 is not 2016

Is there a reason why radio stations only play the same 10 songs over and over again? Do they only have a license to play a small number of songs? Do normies not get tired of listening to the same noise repetitively?

low test

ac odyssey

ff13 is okay moni just give it a chance, have you played any other the other final fantasys? xx

>its a girl wearing black boots epislde

does toilberg give you lads a christmas bonus?

Go fuck your sister before melvin gets to her first

Idk how my friend convinced me to see this but I'll be watching this in one hour

Ticket cost $18.00

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why didn't you like origins xx boom