/asean/

What's up, /asean/!
Can you hear me?
Is life getting you down?
No money, no job, too much bad news?
Well, there's no reason to be down; it's time to get up!
We have a hot new song that's from MNL48 to make you feel good:
Pag-ibig Fortune Cookie
So dance, /asean/!
Craaazy!

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youtu.be/WZJuYCIZ7EQ
thestar.com.my/business/business-news/2018/11/27/disney-fox-sued-in-us-for-$1-billion-over-malaysia-theme-park/
utusan.com.my/berita/jenayah/anggota-bomba-cedera-diserang-perusuh-di-kuil-maha-mariammam-1.794746
youtube.com/watch?v=rU4q4ZT2T8I
youtube.com/watch?v=eKd_z87qQH4
youtube.com/watch?v=f-7Pn0mjZns
a.uguu.se/N3xqQkmX3xAQ.mp4
fb.com/496362047094236/videos/315747039262519/
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2014/10/09/explosion-sun-complex-gangland-fighting-the-cause/
youtube.com/watch?v=dpT8AB-sEeo
malaysiakini.com/news/453627
forbes.com/sites/christopherburnham/2018/11/16/making-tax-cuts-great-again/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

TL note: If you want good fortune, don't forget to smile!

youtube.com/watch?v=_gc8hIwU5lg

Wakey wakey

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REAL
THREAD
MUSIC

youtube.com/watch?v=YqJAnQTwmJs

That has nothing on my Indonesian boyband from the 90s.
youtu.be/WZJuYCIZ7EQ

you know what? it seems my life and my mind is getting better now since i decided NOT to "be myself" anymore. After tweaking my mind and soul and pretending to be my ideal self, i feel like i could move on with my life after being stuck in a mud called "accepting who you are".

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Inb4 bisayan sex slaves

>MNL48

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whatever sad trash, Im back to insult and destroy your life.
easy as that sad trash,
fucking white, a fucking white.thats you. sad shit.

Just be Batman?

hujan

>tfw diare

Laper

pengen ngentot gan

skrrrt brap brap

3 idiots

1 nigger

1 chink

Peru pls, take your medicine

BLACKPINK

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based
cringe

pengen ngentot gan

thestar.com.my/business/business-news/2018/11/27/disney-fox-sued-in-us-for-$1-billion-over-malaysia-theme-park/

RIP Genting theme park

Dead general, dead region.

Seorang anggota bomba berada di dalam keadaan kritikal.

>Dalam kejadian pukul 1 pagi tadi anggota Unit Bantuan Perkhidmatan Kecemasan (EMRS) Balai Bomba dan Penyelamat (BBP) Subang Jaya itu diserang apabila pasukannya tiba di lokasi selepas mendapat maklumat sebuah kereta terletak di luar kuil terbakar.

>Anggota yang duduk di bahagian penumpang hadapan unit EMRS itu ditarik keluar oleh kumpulan perusuh sebelum dipukul.

>Akibat kejadian itu Muhammad Adib Mohd berada dalam keadaan tidak sedarkan diri dipercayai mengalami kecederaan patah tulang rusuk serta beberapa kecederaan dalaman.

utusan.com.my/berita/jenayah/anggota-bomba-cedera-diserang-perusuh-di-kuil-maha-mariammam-1.794746

youtube.com/watch?v=rU4q4ZT2T8I

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Dua penunggang motor yang melalui kawasan kuil tersebut telah dibelasah teruk orang sekumpulan orang India dan nasib mereka masih belum diketahui

youtube.com/watch?v=eKd_z87qQH4

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Ambulans unit EMRS pihak bomba yang dirosakkan dan dipecahkan cermin. Anggota yang berada di dalam ditarik keluar dan dipukul. Mangsa masih lagi tidak sedarkan diri dan ditempatkan di ICU.

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who tf beats up firemen? What is FRU doing?

dumbfuck poos probably thought the bomba were policemen or soldiers come to arrest them.

Not that. They attack every Malay that they saw.

Those firetrucks disrespected the 134 year old holy tree spirits with their sirens.

>keling
>civilized

The fireman medic is now on life support

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This. They're begging for the return of the flying parangs

Chinks are just laughing at all of this, the plan is going smoothly.

A Malay woman was also attacked

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The director of One City is allegedly Terese Kok's nephew

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>riot is about temple land rights and money and greedy developers
>somehow people start turning it into race problem anyway

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In few months before, One City organised a Tabung Harapan event, attended by 3 DAP leaders, one of them is Teresa Kok

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>dap menuduh orang melayu
serious question, where are these DAP statements blaming the malays for bullying poor kelings
also who the fuck is tharma seelan

These are hard times and people are looking for an outlet. See the McDonald's trashing of '16.
Also that racebaiting Keling MP

>Michlan is a hated e-celeb in /a/ and /v/ now
Why are flips always the biggest embarassment in asean

Should've voted chadPAS you faggots.

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PAS are even bigger hypocrites than that turd burglar running the PKR. Fuck them.

YB Ganabatirau is a DAP Adun for Kota Kemuning and also an EXCO Member in Selangor.

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youtube.com/watch?v=f-7Pn0mjZns
This video is kino.

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Best ke hirup kencing tu?

will we get some Banjar action this time?

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PAS already went to the temple to help cool down the atmosphere meanwhile even Waythamoorthy and his gangs don't even dare to go down there

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the keling wanted this to happen. Make no mistake about it

Yeah, that guy's a dumbass for spreading the online rumors further, especially since Selangor MB stated on record that it wasn't a racial attack. Social media is a mistake. I still hesitate to say that this one guy saying it = DAP saying it though, just like if Ahmad Maslan said some dumb shit about marrying children I still wouldn't claim that he speaks for PAS. In truth most DAP members individually are just people and probably not trying to start race fights and this exco member needs media training and know how to shut up and let his seniors put out the official line.

In seriousness though, this kind of situation is what NSC act was designed for, isn't it? Think Madey is itching to pull the trigger?

>Madey
>not trollshielding his true kind

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They acted very foolishly. Even chinks could sniff the smell of upcoming war

Why are you debating me and involving PAS in this? I was not the one making the statement, you ask for proof, I gave you proof. Not my fault you're not alert of the situation and putting the blame on me.

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we're kind of sort of in ASEAN

Why are you so defensive and acting like I'm blaming you? I just commented that exco member statement =/= DAP statement and use a comparable example, why does mentioning PAS trigger you? Calm your tits bro.

Also who is Tharma Seelan?

So let me get this straight...
>there is an uspsurge of weapons smuggling from the Thai-Malaysian border
>for some sort of alleged attack
>apparently a bunch of masked men come raiding a temple which was about to be relocated for land development
>One City development company is Teresa Kok's cousin
>the Keling MP kept saying it was Malays who did it
>do they have proof? I don't know (answer me)
>a malay fireman got attacked
>a malay women got her car wreaked
>Pas steps in trying to assure the Kelings it wasn't us
So is this the chronological order? I'm trying to wrap my head my head around this shit

How do I calm my tits? I don't have tits. You can do your own research. I gave you answer, you pusing pusing. Then ask for more. I have the same internet as you. If I spoonfed you, then you pusing pusing lagi. What do I get?

Is E-heads' album Cutterpillow the greatest contribution of Flips to music?
It's like the Beatles, no matter what age you are you will enjoy it.

are you having a stroke?

>there is an uspsurge of weapons smuggling from the Thai-Malaysian border
>for some sort of alleged attack
this is ayen conspiracy mill running into overdrive and has no relevance to this incident that has been yet demonstrated
>apparently a bunch of masked men come raiding a temple which was about to be relocated for land development
yes
>One City development company is Teresa Kok's cousin
hasn't been definitively proven with citable news source yet, but assume he is
>the Keling MP kept saying it was Malays who did it
>do they have proof? I don't know (answer me)
No proof that "Malays" did it, eyewitnesses identified some of the attackers as being Malays but that doesn't mean they were a "Malay" gang, just thugs
>a malay fireman got attacked
yes because dumbfuck kelings
>a malay women got her car wreaked
yes because dumbfuck kelings
>Pas steps in trying to assure the Kelings it wasn't us
Pas steps in trying to score political points and yes

>are you having a stroke

a.uguu.se/N3xqQkmX3xAQ.mp4

Here's a good compilation video of the events.
fb.com/496362047094236/videos/315747039262519/

reminder that declassified British and other foreign documents and dispatches suggested 13/5 was not a true race war but orchestrated by Tun Abdul Razak and friends including Madey as a coup against TAR

our very own niggers :)

Based

I've read 3 versions of this btw. Tunku's, laporan Mageran and Kua Kia Soong's (who argued about the coup).

That's a multiracial country for you, the in-group out-group mentality is hardcoded into our DNA. I think some AI researchers recently mathematically proved that the best way to calm racial tensions is to physically separate everybody and make them live separately (although looking at India and Pakistan still wanting to kill each other after partition I have my serious doubts)

>They acted very foolishly
This part really bugs me, considering previous underworld cases in KV over the years gangs prefer bombings instead of mass attack of 80 guys which is suicidal if SOSMA is invoked.
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2014/10/09/explosion-sun-complex-gangland-fighting-the-cause/
But Madey is western agent too with all those Thatcher deals with Bongs and SkyHawk mystery with Burgers.

Martial law when?

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Soon
TODI RISE UP!

Kita hidup dalam masyarakat...

>Toddy drunkards
>Living in society
user what did your parents tell you about the neighbourhood toddy drunkard?

It's a meme you dip.

Back to Jow Forums old man, such old memes is too ancient for 4channel. Sentinelese society is the new fad.

Guys, this one Indian guy is looking at me rather suspiciously. I'm at usj8 trying to eat mamak right now. Wat do?

Take his picture and post it here.

get a parang. Preferably a flying one

habislah
he wants your bp

DAS RITE

youtube.com/watch?v=dpT8AB-sEeo

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are True Aryans more legit than Black Israelites? who'd win in a fight?

why'd he hit the guy
nak rompak, rompak je lah sial

The very reason why average Malaysians should own guns of our own.
#Guns4TheBumis

you're allowed to apply for license to own a gun if you have to go and explore the jungle for land survey or something

Some videos of the gangsters breaking shit and pushing people. Hope the police confirm soon who paid them.

race war NOW

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malaysiakini.com/news/453627

>At least three One City Development Bhd employees were among the 19 remanded over the violent clashes at the Seafield Sri Maha Mariamman Temple in Subang Jaya.

>One City Development Bhd owns the land on which the Seafield temple sits. Attempts to relocate the temple led to clashes and rioting in the early hours of Monday.

Lmao dumbfuck developer sent their own people into the temple? Hopefully people will use their brain and figure out that corporate greed is the true culprit, just taking advantage of racial tension to try to profit (which is really the story of modern Malaysia isn't it?)

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>be me
>make a recipe and sketch the plating
>come up with a really well-put together recipe that blends smokey and spicey flavours and draw plating akin to higher end dining
>lect trashes my recipe, changes it to basic bitch recipe, re-do my drawing, telling me i have to plate like "budak baru belajar"
heck his was so simple i could draw it here

(lll )

those 3 lines represent meat, rice, and vege respectively

no fucking wonder i hated these kinds of teachers back then, suruh lah orang expand their mind and cuba dulu benda baru
fuck sial la ni dia suruh aku buat bodoh2 je

I hate ariffposting

rate my /fa/

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Where's malay-chan?
Did he become a wagecuck after his btc failed?

He used his previous profit to buy palm oil plantation. Madey pissed off PRC by trying to cancel contract to give it to Japs, China retaliated by buying from Indonesia, Malaysian farmers got palm sap up the ass with falling revenue and primary industry minister who doesn't even know differences between hectares and acres.

So where is he now?
Does he still post in /asean/?

We'll see who's laughing when China's economic bubble implodes next year

forbes.com/sites/christopherburnham/2018/11/16/making-tax-cuts-great-again/

Laper

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Eat Cum

wow thats fucking retarded
just bee yourself

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