Hi, guys! It's me, John! I'm in heaven now.
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Hi, guys! It's me, John! I'm in heaven now
Brandon Lopez
Aaron Jenkins
Which denominations made it, and which didn’t?
Parker Edwards
Are the 72 virgins really that tight?
John Sanders
*pfwip* *pfwip* *pfwip*
Ryan Gomez
Okay, this is epic
Robert James
Ow! That hurt!
Leo Thomas
am i going to heaven
Aiden Clark
protestants don't go to heaven and neither do americans
Brody Evans
Did you die for our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ? There's your answer, sweaty.
Logan Roberts
And yet here I am. Checkmate, monkey.
(P.S. Brazilians never get into heaven. Never.)
Cooper Thompson
>Britain is heaven
Welp, I better make sure I go to hell
Henry Johnson
Ethan Ward
duckduckgo
Brayden Watson
Watch it, Davit.
Xavier Wright
Ah yes, the famous German humour
Aiden Cox
how did an island of ~100 native people invent a bow but millions of aboriginals inhabiting the entire continent of australia couldn't invent anything past a stick?
Jonathan Brown
Why are Ameriturds so fucking retarded?
Everybody knows that island is dangerous as fuck and that many people died in there but that moron still went there.
He's just as stupid as the ameriturd that got imprisoned in North Korea for being a fucking idiot.
Landon Murphy
come on, admit it, that one was quite good
Thomas Moore
This is why he voted Brexit.
Luke Carter
It wasn't bad for a German
Lincoln Watson
but the natives were so friendly in avatar!
Julian Reed
Pocahontas too!
Aiden Moore
ok
Jonathan Campbell
Is it true that heaven is mostly Brien people?