/balk/ - Balkan Thread

I really like tits to be desu honest

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Come and take some photos

i bet you have a calendar from 2008 with a naked chalga diva in your bedroom

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wish i had a gf

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t.ranlo

>no midget gf
why live

gay sex

Wish you'd stop being such a massive faggot

will you be my gf?

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I want a gf (male)

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homosexual love

Maybe on skenderbeu Square

ASSSSSSSSSS

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hahaha this song thanks for sharing it with me

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lol the lyrics

BASED and redpilled

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sashe what are you doing in austria? are you trying to escape the cia?

Nice iPhone

>lol the lyrics
damn, i thought fyromians dont speak BULLgarian...

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youtube.com/watch?v=dphqEG1SStE

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My Serbian girlfriend is on the airplane back to the Netherlands and she is bringing me sarma from baka, I miss the smell of my girlfriend but I also want that sarma.

im not in austria im home Jow Forums put an austrian flag on my ip because of the yacht picture of me which has austrian flag

why would Jow Forums do that?

Издeзoдopaнcиpaлиce? Дa тe мe идaм, чaкaи ceкyндa

ill beat the shit out of every single sofiashit hippie hipster faggot

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are you romanian?

dunno i guess its a cultural thing of this website and i have became a symbol of something i guess

The worst place

I am fully Dutch, my gf is war diaspora, Serb that survived Operation Storm but her dad didn't.

She lied to you, I am picking up her from the newly named Friendship Airport.
Will destroy her pussy like sarma and add some cream on it for you to eat it.

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can you explain what the q continuum is ?

Just chill, mon...

youtube.com/watch?v=FyV_49qbvU4

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walgelijke kaaskop

I visited every country in the Balkans and Macedonia was my favorite, I really love Skopje.

Dat mag je niet zeggen makker ende vrind, woorden doen pijn.

>her dad didn't
BASED

vergeef me vriend :). heb je ook albania bezocht?

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Post based manly music

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...

>dating a Serbian woman
Why do Westerners fall for this meme?

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>I visited every country in the Balkans and Macedonia was my favorite, I really love Skopje.
Come on dude, you are making me break character why r u nice

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>2018
>not being a tiger
>not having money
>not having pretty women

Y I K E S
I
K
E
S

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why you wanna know

its simple a plane of a dimension that views everything from the fractals that make up this universe and other universes to the code of human thought

well i have worked and i have made a dimension where i died in 2014 where you humans after your death can go and be kings of the world

right now in this dimension im alive so i need to finish college and to become a pilot and to go on 4th planet closes to this star

and to live in a palace in cyprus

now i have some girl issue freaking whores who made bad decisions and are not virgins bother me

im also certain there is a secret facebook group made of anons and who invited all of my friends from fb and you guys talk over there about me

FUCK winter

i want Big Dick Summer, bros

youtube.com/watch?v=nlTR052uku0

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wouldn't mind to albo a shkina 2bh

>calendar
>chalga
You wish grandpa.
Only Dio and Savatage for me and maybe some Crom.

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>now i have some girl issue freaking whores who made bad decisions and are not virgins bother me
based
>im also certain there is a secret facebook group made of anons and who invited all of my friends from fb and you guys talk over there about me
im sure they do the subhumans

good luck on your journey

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Her uncle fought in the war too, his restaurant is named after draza something.
Ja, mijn vriendin wilde eerst niet maar we zijn uiteindelijk toch gegaan.
Jezus Christus wat ziet dat land er uit, ik heb een jochie met een putdeksel zien wegrennen, overal opengebroken waterkranen, echt een schijthol.

Because I fell in love, I didn't even know she was serbian but she did seem a bit foreign because Serbs are a bit bronze compared to Dutch women. I love her for her personality though, not her heritage.

I dont know, Macedonia also had really nice castles. Did that students throwing paint at statues thing get resolved peacefully? I remember seeing a bunch of soldiers walking around Skopje.

>but her dad didn't.
BTFO

>Only Dio and Savatage
holy fucking cringe

wanneer ben je daar heen gegaan en welke plaats heb je bezocht? ik heb met veel mensen gesproken die Albanië hebben bezocht en iedereen heeft goede indrukken. Misschien ben je echt naar een shithole stad geweest. Of misschien ben je helemaal geen Nederlander omdat je favoriete plek Macedonië was. echt verdacht om eerlijk te zijn

>Did that students throwing paint at statues thing get resolved peacefully?
That was hijacked at the end by the current leading party to gain points, sadly. Now the same party deleted us out of existence lmao.

It did end peacefully, just like the life of a terminally ill cancer patient who is sedated to the max.

>china will overtake ame-
cnbc.com/2018/11/26/watch-nasa-land-insight-the-first-spacecraft-to-mars-in-6-years.html

Also not threw their bodies but their freaking spirits are like HEY PICK ME HEY PICK Me

because im like made everyone a Q continuum creature but what makes me more powerful than the rest is that i have many more of me and i am like the most powerful creature in the 10th dimensions

Have fun getting cucked by a gold-digging Turked roastie.

China is turning into a nightmarish place with their new social merits program, turning the people into proper insects

>take a photo of a potato in a dark room
>WE WUZ ON MARS
lma0
stop seething magyarbey

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>americans arent filthy subhuma-

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Lol NASA btfo

I've yet to meet a Serbian woman who isn't a massive whore.

me too.
t.frequented a couple of tirana nightclubs, staffed by serbian 'dancers'

2015, ik was in Tirana. En wacht nee we waren uiteindelijk bij het strand en daar heb ik in het mooiste hotel ooit geslapen, dus het ligt inderdaad er aan waar je heen gaat.

En ik ben wel een Nederlander, mijn achternaam is letterlijk nogwat hollander.

>Mijn vriendin moet straks met een Servische naam en met het woord Hollander in haar achternaam door het leven.

Ik vond Kroatië ook prachtig, maar in Macedonië heb ik veel aan het water gezeten en de beste herinneringen aan.

Come on now, no reason to be like that, I don't want to upset you.

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This song, Goran Bregovic and Emir Kosturitsa are the only good things that ever came out of serbia

prove me wrong

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Ook mooie moskeeën in Albanië, de reisleider was wel nogal onvriendelijk tegen mijn vd maargoed er is een verleden daar dus ik snap het ergens wel.

never fucking speak swahili in this general again

PITBULL

TERRIER

I love his movies, my gf made me watch all of them

You forgot this song:

youtube.com/watch?v=MerybNefM7U

why are young greeks so not based ?

youtube.com/watch?v=O0wZ-7W-CHY

AJVARAAAAAAAA

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>2015, ik was in Tirana.
niet erg interessant om eerlijk te zijn. Albanië is niet zo veel bekend voor de steden in plaats van de natuur, de zee en de bergen
ook ging je waarschijnlijk naar het strand van Durres, wat een shit hole is en ik neem het je niet kwalijk.
je ging naar de moskee? walgelijk

>young greeks
not enough BLACK genes

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Yuck, what kind of nasty language is that? I wonder how it sounds spoken.

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What are they chanting and why are they gathered there
aИвap
go back to rasha

dutch speak dutch with a terrible accent. Flanders dutch is much better and more sophisticated

>aИвap
its cavier, dumbo

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>What are they chanting and why are they gathered there
you don't want to know

How long did it take you to learn Dutch?

Ich kann auch Deutsch sprechen wenn sie es vorziehen?
Albanië heeft mooie moskeeën.
More gutteral than German, on Jow Forums threads about which language is the ugliest almost always results in every western euro saying Dutch.
On Belgian girls maybe OWO

>ë
Shiptard letter

ja wie heist du ja ja sehr gut spricht mich ja ja spazieren mit dem hund gehen ja scheisse!

Is it something about us because Maкeдoнијa is deff included in this video

>always results in every western euro saying Dutch
damn

i like you, holland, dont let the haters bring you down

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im currently learning it
nooit in een geweest.
welke stad beveel je aan voor mijn volgende bezoek aan Nederland? ik ben alleen in Maastricht geweest

Dreh dich nicht uhm

Ja ja der kommissar geht uhm

Thanks fren, very sad, our language is not so bad.

They're saying kill the skopiano/tsigan or something

students across greece have squat schools because they are agents the deal with you in the video they chant that the army uses about cyprus and macedonia being greek

Naarden-Vesting, maar dat is geen stad, Gouda is prachtig, woon zelf in Overijssel half uurtje van Duitsland af.

just fix your trash team, i always root for memetherlands after >we inevitably dont qualify for the WC in the last 20 years and after Italy fails, so I had no team to root for in the last WC

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there's no future for this gods forsaken peninsula, the younglings are still god damn retards just like their predecessors