Resume

Give it to me straight, is my resume good?

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no

You've got a green ID op, so don't worry you will make it

you should stop using the word redacted so much

kek

Buy a layout

I bought one for like 5$ and it makes it look x100 less shit

aight

damn is it really that shit? i thought it was ok

>2 page resume with little actual content
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The info is fine but recruiters get a million black and white standard resumes

A layout with some color will make you stand out

Need add some more layout work. Bigger heading text, spacing. Help guide my eye through the main points on the page, right now it's just bold heading giant block of text bold heading giant block of text

>two page
no

bruv

aight i'll color the headers or somethin later.

Generally you want to put specialized experience under the heading of a specific employer, project, school, etc. Sections like 'Mathematics' and 'Programming & Finance' look weird, I've never seen a resume formatted this way.

This is autistic. I don't want to read your life story. There's no reason you need two pages.

I'll probably replace most stuffs with bullet points to help guide i suppose. I'll do the bigger headings too, but should i keep them bold?

also why not 2 pages?

1 page max. Period. No exceptions.

Just buy one you cheap fuck
You obviously suck at this and won't make it look much better

"Functional Resume" is apparently what it's called. It's easier for me to type and, well, I've still gotten plenty of interviews with this style so I assume it's not complete garbage.

Aight guess im gonna condense.

>top 1% of mathematics in redacted country
Mexican detected

>no about-self section
>no humanitarian/volunteer work
>no professional references
>no personal references

about-self sections... in a resume? wut lmao.
also not mexican. I'll give you a hint: burger.

I kid about the attitude of'm sorry.
This fence, waiting to check all online. Robbins asked online users. Rape of 100 products produced in more than three weeks.
No information. In fact, some of the death of Thomas.
I started with a small, but in reality it is not.
What is appropriate for the user / developer / ChainLab for use in fish?
The lack of a lack of connection between science and public sectors, I do not know, and I know the competition. However, this was great fun.
You need something?

>wut lmao
Yes, interviewers like to see a few points about your personal life. Have you ever fucking been to an interview even?
>burger
>top 1% math
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what fresh autism is this lmfao

Honestly, pretty bad. I get the impression you probably accomplished something, but the formatting is so bad I actively don't want to read it.

What kind of job are you even appliying for? Customer service, programing mathmatics?

I mean yea, I tell them about my life in the interview. But a resume? c'mon man.

And doubt if you want but it's true. I mean, granted, burgers are kinda dumb.

yea im goin through templates rn. I still think it looks fine but i'll trust Jow Forums on this one and change the format on the chance I'm retarded.

No seriously what kind of job are you trying to land? If you're looking for customer service, I don't care about two thirds of you're resume. If your looking for a programing job, I don't care about a different two thirds.

And the amount of detail you provide in your education section is redic.

Sounds like perfect to become a pizza delivery boi user :^)

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It's basically a programming job at a bank but i'll still be interacting with clients too, sorta internship level, but not technically an intern.

and yea i'm condensing everything. I've literally attended multiple institutions simutaneously, including for highschool, so that's where it kinda comes from.

Lose all the customer soft skill buzzwords they're plain cringey and don't actually tell the employers much. You should be able to convey that you have all these skills within your work history

nah you'd see some highlevel logistics manager somewhere in there with a focus on A* analysis to most efficiently path to client's establishments topkek.

And I've always had a deep fear of being shot in the face while delivering pies anyways.

for real? aight.

Autism, the resume.
>I'm good at customer service because selling renewed contracts for clients shopping for competitors. as well as selling company-wide products. Clients feel welcomed with effective tailor solutions to difficult and irrational issues.
Get someone professional to write this all up for you so the average HR department will actually pass it on.

yknow it's funny i've put that on my resume in the past and all the HR's eat that shit up it's unbelievable.

you know the ponzi collapsed when resume r8 threads start showing up

Leave it be if it's working for you then.

>2 pages
>work experiences at the end and 0 achievements
>half a page of soft skills

Thats what the cover letter is for you nigger. Resume is to highlight education and experience

again, HR's eat that shit up like it's a 3 course dinner. I know I'm good at my job coz I've been offered jobs while I'm working but I just can't seem to write a good resume rip.

Do people actually submit cover letters? I've never done that in my life lmao.

Shitty, Has terrible structure. Go on indeed and search for public resumes of people with similar skills. Copy their format/structure and way they present themselves

This has to be bait.

In the case it's not. Rewrite the entire thing. Put a summary at the top just talk normally. What the fuck is with the italicized items for soft skills? They even sound counter intuitive, you're autonomous and engaging?

It sounds like you don't have a lot of experience which is fine just list your education and any jobs you had chronologically, and say what your role was and what you did there as sub points to each one.

as is, 0/10, this is terrible, would burn immediately when I got to the line that you're "experienced at brainstorming"

noted

Pretty shitty OP, no employer will hire you if the only Info you give out is [redacted].

I don't like the customer service and "soft skills" part at all. Just call it experience mang

Also, fuck the tab formatting. Just put everything under the bold titles in half a tab's distance from the left and start each paragraph with a single or a double space.

It'll look much better, I promise

kk will do

skimmed it, and yes OP its a good CV...programming, good background ...you won't have any issues getting a job.

.tt someone who has worked for big corporations etc

You need to add a subtle reference to Chainlink so the HR sees you really need the job

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