/cum/

feeling a bit ill desu

yeehaw, i'll also play it on the PC
believe cyberpunk will be a fuckton more interesting though (because you can play as a qt girl)

felling a bit horny desu

cocks...

cyberpunk will be so cool because of first person but i hope they dont make the hitboxes too big and the game too easy

I'm cold and tired and I just want to find a good tv show

...

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its always

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and sad

been watching The Expanse again

I have wide shoulders and a large chest, but my hips, face, and legs are nice and girly. Could I pass as a girl?

Ex came over today to pick her things up and my tinder date was still asleep
I hope this girl will be my gf desu

>tfw killed a thread on /co/ with my sadposting

sunny

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same

kys

Boku No pico

kamen rider zi-o

do gays get turned on by their own penis?

no

That Mitchell and Webb Look

bnr

I look at it and think about doing stuff so maybe

I’m straight and not attracted to men but staring at my penis gives me a boner because I only look at my dick when I’m about to have sex
Even when I shower I just look at the wall

imagine being gay when vagina and boob exists

>im not gay but i like getting fucked in the ass

this
cant imagine not being bi at the very least if you also like men

literally me

youre a gay male

I don’t like looking at other guys dicks
Only my own makes me hard not because I want to touch it but because I want to put it inside someone

Imagine not liking penises
Literally the most aesthetic body part

>brittisk """humor"""
rannsaka mann1
ale, feeling better today? yesterday you where rude af to me

bättre än något du någonsin kommer rekommendera, kvinn1

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i wasnt rude to you

going to get stoned and fall asleep, nite nite

gays SUCK

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Its not gay if it’s a feminine benis

My future gf has beautiful black hair and hazel eyes
She’s very cute desu

Based
Fuck blonde people

nothing feminine about a benis bud

>han försvarar inte sin rekommendation och börjar istället snacka skit om mig för att han vet att hans rekommendation suger
ägd lol
you called me a misogynist

I'm fucking your future gf right now

*posts pic*
u saying?

wheres your second X?

because you said some extremely misogynist shit

What’s her ethnicity and which part of her body does she have freckles on?

jag behöver inte försvara min rekommendation, den står sig på sina egna ben
sen var din kritik från början inte mer än "nej du"

*takes out magnifying glass*

Just got hulu buds

Had sex on the first date but she’s not my gf to yet

how can you be a misogynist if women dont exist?

yeah yeah, i may be a misogynist but saying a joke doesnt make me one. hating women does.
bög, ägd

how can you be if you are not

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You guys excited for Bully 2?

you be like do but do be things are?

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I really don’t like being single
Need to make my relationship official with this girl ASAP
Been single for two days now
It feels wrong

Goodnight /cum/

Been single for 19 years now

gn

I haven’t been single for 4 years until 2 days ago
Feels kind of bad having “matured” with this girl only to break up
Thought I’d marry her for a while there

Good night
Hell yeah

How do I get a cute North American bf?

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hi

fuck

frack*

I am only attracted to girls with vaginas, sorry

sleep tight

Listening to my ex’s playlist again
Just came across In The Aeroplane Over the Sea
Didn’t know she goes on /mu/

only attracted to girls that have penises

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bnr

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>bnr

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Olivia
I need you to save me from this breakup

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based and redpilled also suck my dick

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wow, thanks Yami! At last I see the true way

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me in the pic

My lie to myself about not being affected is falling apart
I can’t be alone right now

civ 5 + all dlc is 92% off, should i buy it?

what do i need to know about moving into my first apartment?
how do i not get scammed by my landlord?

Kill him

Alexis you bitch

you typically have to pay a deposit and first 2 months of rent
you won't get scammed unless you go to a really sketchy place

wtf did i did

I'm thinking about getting Vampire the masquerade desu. I've heard it can get pretty good with mods

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Is this a real picture?

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Steal his food.

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Is that what Ale stands for
Alexis is my ex who left me after we dated for 4 years