Can we get the comfy link, bedtime stories and positive thoughts threads back? I'm tired of the shitposting and "fud"

greets

sold my insurance stack at a loss
I'm mad i got conned into buying 1k
I cannot imagine being a brainlet who bought 20k, 50k, or 100k

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And so, ETH was sparked, Vitalik blockchain grew from its genesis block and he worked hard along with other smart young nerds to create programmable unfakeable value tracking that could react to the outside world - the smart contract. Many were mad at Vitalik and ETH. Many fudded his vision, saying things like "hahah, ETH will never be worth more than $1" but thanks to his Asperger's syndrome, he found it easy to ignore these nurotypicals, and kept typing at his computer to make a blockchain programming language. But there was a problem. Getting the data from the real world into his blockchain so it could be used by his programming language was proving to be very easy to fake. It wasn't trust less, so the link to the real world was broken. Without that link, smart contracts would be little more than a toy for frens to make gambles with each other within the ETH sandbox. Vitalik was sad, how could he get real world data on chain?

>muh Oracles

the end is near, crash and burn you scamcoin

Decentralized

This was a problem. An oracle problem. But by now ETH had defeated the FUD and had grown huge. Vitalik was snowed under with managing his own blockchain (thanks corecucks), creating a programming language, and leading a community of nerds. He had no time to solve the oracle problem too. That's when one of his smart and philosophical nerd firends who liked plaid shirts, announced that he would lend a hand to bring smart contracts into the light. His name was Sergey.

>Buys an insurance stack just in case.
>Gets ADD mad when his INSURANCE stack doesn't move.
>Sells his INSURANCE stack at a loss.

The fucking state of Jow Forums

I screencap all the fud. When we make it I will make a massive collage and paste it in my room to look at and laugh everyday.

Thanks Discord Fudders. Stay strong.

This.
People who didnt bought back in will neck themselves.

The FUD makes me more powerful. It makes me want to waste the little money i have on whores

I am unironically a vision seeker
I have been very accurate on my average price predictions for coins in short - mid term

Link isn't getting shit more that another solid project is getting in terms of price action.....
For this reason i will use that money on a more valuable coin.

Enjoy being poor friend

Sergey spend most of his time browsing a Hong Kong rubber dog shit appreciation image board and laughing to himself at all the funny pictures, and the rest of the time in market research, pondering how the automated order touchscreens at McDonalds could be incorporated into a closed loop system which determined when the customer had been served their order, and give free Big Macs to customers who had to wait too long. So he delegated everything to Rory, who became a spokesman for the project but whose real duties were managing the expectations of a Sumatran toenail collecting imageboard. It was a full time job

The absolute state of Jow Forums.
You are just ignoring the fact that you stinky linkies are terrible investors who fell into the Oracle meme.

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Eh, who gives a fuck what he thinks? The guy is a pedo and he thought eth should've been valued around 5-10 usd. Also, he eats his boogers like a fucking troglodyte.

lmao LINK is nothing without Ethereum

nah, he always said 300$

blockchain agnostic

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