Cnut

>Cnut
>At what age did you first start sleeping with (legal) hookers?

I'll start
>flag
>literally the day I turned 18 and haven't stopped since

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whats it like

Hours and hours of making money for a quick root, fuck that

Pros: get to fuck a 10/10 beauty with super model good looks that I wouldn't be able to score normally in my wildest dreams

Cons: it's pricey as hell ($500 per hour) and they make you wear a Condom, which I suppose is for my own good

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i havent had any problems getting girls without paying

I'm too proud to ever pay someone for sex.

Imagine paying for having sex when are literally bitches giving their pussy for free

CHUBEK? IS THAT YOU??

(legal) hookers don't exist here

Don't you feel like it's a waste of money? You're probably rich if you don't.

can you pay more to do it without the condom? fucking raw is what makes it for me, i might as well be wanking with a washing up glove

I'm an autistic NEET with loaded parents

Hookers are like 100€/30min. It isn't that much when you consider you might spend that in one night at bars and won't get any bagina
Hookers are much better looking that I would ever have a chance without money

you spend 100€ in a bar in just one night?

He says he spends 500 bucks for a hooker though. Either Australian hookers are expensive af or he goes for the absolute 10/10 ones.

Buying drinks in bars and clubs is expensive. I have never spent that much in a single night but I know people who have.

Nothing unusual about that if you count in taxi and food.
A lot of czech and romanian (not gypsy) are 10/10 here and just 100€/h.

very nice

Its a bit of both. It's expensive because it's all legal and heavily regulated and Australia but that's also more expensive than normal I think

Australian hookers are definitely pricier than the ones in Europe

But the plus side is that you know they're doing it voluntarily especially if they're white, rather than some drugged up eastern European sex traffic victim. I've seen a lot of Russian/Slavic girls in brothels but I usually avoid them and stick to white chicks so I can know I didn't fuck some sex traffic victim. I only once fucked an expensive black escort and that's cause her tits were natural and the size of the watermelons you see at the farmers market

I wish we had more black hookers. I've had one once and that was the best one I've had so far

It's expensive cause it's easy to make money doing other things in Australia so the women who will voluntarily do escorting will only do it if there's a huge pay off and they genuinely want to. It's not like in shithole countries where women do it out of poverty, here they just do it cause they're greedy sluts who want expensive cars and big houses and jewellery. Some of the ones I've slept with told me how loaded they are and own two-storey houses all to themselves.

Nope, last I heard he killed himself.
I will never understand the western obsession with paying for ridiculously overpriced ethanol and then tipping the guy that pours them the drink, like, 20% of the price. You'd think someone would have had the idea by now to undercut the market with a chain of clubs and bars selling reasonably priced alcohol.

Khamenei pls

Nice double dubs. 500 bucks is a lot of money still to spend just for an hour.

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why pay for sex when you can get it for free, and sometimes you can even get free stuff.

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Need to open your borders, mate. I never get tired of seeing thicc African girls in tight as fuck pants and their tits and bellies spilling out whenever I go to the casino. Wouldn't be surprised if they all do part time hooking

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Because I'm a 5/10 NEET Manlet incel who spends all day playing weeb vidya and watching anime and couldn't successfully hit on a chick if my life depended on it

The prettier the girl, the easier to get mate.

Ok Monsieur Nõrmie Le Chad

Pretty fucking based.

Wtf for 500 no thanks. That chick definitely isn't 10/10 but muh dick

What is it like with an escort? Is it just go to a hotel or whatever and fuck there? What can one expect?

its too sad man

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yeah the ones closest to me are $215aud per hour, and they aren't bad looking but I want to lose my virginity to a future gf or wife desu

I never slept with a hooker and i never will
I spend my money on drugs instead, less risky

>he ever went to a hooker

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>chain of clubs and bars selling reasonably priced alcohol.
those exist but they attract a certain type of crowd and staff that are just throwing money away to work there and are almost never anywhere significantly populated

tits
now

Be my gf

No

No

shut the fuck up italiana. Your boyfriend/husband is out fucking hookers every time you're not looking and there's nothing you can do about it, bitch.

I don't think so, I don't have a bf/husband

do you have a problem if a guy slept with girls that are not hookers?

probably cause you're a hooknosed fake-jewess

Why not?

no because obviously then he'd be a chad. Women/feminists oppose prostitution cause it gives incels and uggos a chance to fuck hot women, which they don't think they should have the right to do. It evens the playing field, which angers roasties.

$500 per hour? You're getting fucking jacked Op.

Look up A Touch More Class. It just opened, brand new 40 girls on all 10/10s. Unlimited bar while waiting and unlimited bar whiles in room.

Prostitution isn't legal in Australia you dirty criminal.

it is.

Even in the states where it's """officially""" illegal, police have turned a blind eye to it for decades and madams are even prominent business members of society.

CUBs waste money.
Proper rich people are rich because they know not to be wasteful.

No, it's illegal. You're a criminal. All prostitutes and prostitute-users are criminal scum.

No

No because I don't want one

See previous reply

>no
so why is it ok for him to sleep with random girls for free and not ok for him to go to a prostitute?
i'm starting to think is right

pretend you are grinding to level up.

life is the worst JRPG ever.

I've been on that one site and seen many attractive ladies, mostly Czech. What are the chances that something gets stolen if I call one over to my place?

darn tootin. the only time drugs make me feel bad is when I run out.
tell me more about my country...
no, its illegal as fuck and the cops jerk off thinking about busting a whorehouse, because that is straight up promotion material. only in really, really hick counties or solid ethnic beaner greaser areas are there whorehouses, and they are just some shitty old trailers with junkie bitches with skin falling off, 8 year old kids, and old women.

Whores are keeping me off pursuing a gf desu. Every time I weight the costs and effort and it is way easier and less expensive to call a whore than to try finding a girl and the outcome is guaranteed

You misread his post.
>Even in the states where...
is not intended to mean
>Even in the United States of America, where...
but
>Even in those states in which...

He's talking about the different states of Australia; criminal law varies by state.

>tell me more about my country...

nobody mentioned your stupid worthless country you fucktarded hick. I'm talking about states in Australia

who cares about your chinese colony sheng?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Australia

its legal, bruh

>The """""law""""" says I'm allowed to do it!
The """""law""""" says moslems can be """""citizens""""", too. The """""law""""" even denies the doctrine of Terra Nullius. Just because the """""law""""" says something doesn't mean it's really law.

America should literally and unironically be nuked.

17. I'm 31 now and have been with like 200 prostitute.

I slept with my polish ex gf when I was 16 and she cried because it hurt and bled all over my bepis

tits or gtfo

say prostitute or whore you faggot

cry more faggit

When I was 19 everything happened. Lost virginity for free to a tinder slut, got a happy ending at a massage parlor, and got sucked by a French whore in Paris (St. Denis is weird as hell). So far my dream is to find some Turkish girls in Istanbul and fuck them raw. They are rare enough that most tourists settle for Slav whores instead.

Imagine knowing that you will never be able to have a pure, chaste marriage. I would want to kill myself.

>wanting to getting married
oof. yiiiiiiiiiikes

Pussy is never free

Based aussie. Same thing here. Though I don't actualy sleep with them

Imagine having to buy a prostitute just to get laid.

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wtf 666

>only once fucked an expensive black escort and that's cause her tits were natural and the size of the watermelons you see at the farmers market
Shieeet. Where can I get one of those please?
>t. tiddy hunter

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Never
I get girls easy for free

This is true
Honestly chef from south park explains it the best
A prositute is like any other woman they exchange something for sex

Never would have sex with a black Hooker their crack heads most of them in the usa
But my cousins 80 year old grandpa wants the time of his life so I am buying him a cheap 40 dollar black hooker