Deep Brain Chain DBC

How long until someone starts selling coins as a service.
And by that I mean you pay someone money and you receive the "coin package" which can include things like logos and white papers all the way up to "real" social media profiles and actors for your team position.
Then you could pay a monthly fee to get your coin shilled on Jow Forums and reddit, or even have conferences.
All enough to get some idiots to pour money into your coin, while saving yourself all the troubles of involved with crypto currency and ico's.
He would have a team of pajeets and chinks doing most work ard just churn out generic code and white papers with some customization to make them appear unique.