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PAWG slags edition

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All Jannies Are Bastards

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is it's covered by the NHS, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

Oi

we are legion

piss off janny

She would get it and no mistake

OH TOMMY TOMMY

god damn mongorians

Girls have no willies??

THANK YOU TOMMY

Tommy who?

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watch naked attraction with my rents

OH TOMMY ROBINSON
(to the tune of Oh Jeremy Corbyn)

might say the n word

janny understands that slags are /brit/ related
based

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon scans better

Poor guy they cut his bollocks off

yummy

UHUUHHAGGHHHH KEEP POSTING

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card got rejected at greggs

had enough money on it. HSBC just took exception to my pasty consumption levels.

Not often one encounters a bank with taste.

went to an end-of-term predrinks at my college but dipped before we went out to the party, coz i have work to do
there was this cute guy there dancing and chatting and so on who had the thiccest ass ive ever seen - like Eden Hazard but taller and with a beard, if you know what i mean

me and my friends were in awe
all 5 of us literally just sat there for 30 minutes staring at his arse and cracking jokes

love hanging out with girls i do
theyre such perverts really

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>University of Mississippi Medical Center Says There Is an Active Shooter on Campus: "This is not a drill, RUN, HIDE, FIGHT"
How many you predicting, 4 dead?

I work for HSBC. Sick of customer runts like you asking why your card gets declined and then I've got to put you through to my incompetent paki colleagues at the fraud detection team

Wish I acted like rik mayall in bottom when confronted with a bird

>predrinks
wat

Why do women feel so uncomfortable around their vagina? It's not that they can be size shamed or anything

Legend
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>The cash-strapped, service-slashing council that sold all its chairs for £5000 - and replaced them at a cost of £18,000 when they realised they had nothing to sit on. Full story in the new Private Eye
screaming

Oh janny boy
The hot pockets
The hot pockets are calling

Link?

when you are a student and cant afford to spend much money, what people do is they have "predrinks" in a casual venue (usually someone's room) where people drink cheap Tesco alcohol and chat in a more lowkey environment before getting drunk enough to actually hit the club/party/whatever

New years resolution is to move to Yeovil

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They can be shamed for being roasties, it's why they get so angry over the term.

new years resolution: gf 2019

Crazy how when you know someone personally and are aware if their dirty laundry, their persona and sort of..."aura of righteousness" just dissolves entirely when they try to preach from moral high ground.
You know what I mean? Me, I don't lie. Lotta people fake it till they make it.

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Feck, it's like something out of Les Mis.

>RUN, HIDE, FIGHT

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Got a sudden urge to mate with female primates

based and white

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idiot mick
everyone does this
even the poshos

t. just got back from predrinks with the poshos

say some shit bout America lil nigga see if I don’t pop off buck BUCK

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Oxford

Women tend to be insecure even though it's not needed for them

fav foods: banh mi, com rang ga, nasi goreng simple as

women are children, sexy, sexy children

The match

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same pawg slag

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Did you just arrive yesterday Świętosław?

Was Google Street viewing around Manhattan and contrary to my believes, those Yanks do just look like the people around here

PAWGs are without a doubt the Holy Grails of females

I respect an honest degenerate more than any (((shyster))) or snake oil salesmen. But that's just m e.

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What's com rang ga?

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unit

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The quote is "Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can't face reality"

Weird how they get so triggered by this and it's unacceptable body shaming, yet claiming a man has a small dick is their go-to insult.

go be a nigger elsewhere

posting from the bog lads

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That’s because Manhattan is actually NEW AMSTERDAM

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It’s called pregaming you fucking virgins

there are people in this thread that think this isn't porn
boggles the mind

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not sure what my penis thinks about this

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fat cunt

getting drunk me
fridya innit

vietnamese chicken fried rice i used to get one from the place beside the big church in hoan kiem in hanoi, had beansprouts carrots peas and crispy onions on top and youd lather soy sauce or hot sauce on to your hearts content fuckin drooling thinking about it now

peak around Washington Heights and you'll see amerimutt caricatures

Feeling very melancholic right now

she doesn't fuck white people if you know what I mean

why don't you just find a different general instead of yankishly crying about perceived porn?

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same
Winter time SAD innit
does a number on me

It's London, everyone's a pansexual metadaemon in an open relationships with a whole host of men, women and animals. There's lots of fucking but no love whatsoever.

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had too much chocolate cake

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Sounds good tbqh.

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Shan’t be clicking that.

fuck off with this danish tranny

stupid fuck

4chanX's embedded twitter thing isn't working and I refuse to open twitter links on a new tab.

TREEZA U PAGAN

King Carlaus of Swindia

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fucking internet was down pretty much all day and it was pissing rain non-stop and my car is in the garage

wanted to fucking KILL myself 2bh. did give me the chance to finally watch some Vikings I'd been sitting on for ages. good show. plus I broke out the old yamaha and made a few chill ambient tunes on audacity so wasn't all bad I guess

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truly oppressed
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so pathetic when you look at ronaldos social media the top post is always some retarded muslim say he should convert to islam

Well lads...

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actually mind boggling that people STILL go on about a second referendum or stopping Brexit altogether

he should tbqh

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Cultists, eh?

Even for the boys underwear competition?

>when you look at ronaldos social media

Right well I don't ever do that