PAWG slags edition
/brit/
Caleb Phillips
Jason Ward
All Jannies Are Bastards
Josiah Davis
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is it's covered by the NHS, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.
John Miller
Oi
David Cook
we are legion
Angel Adams
piss off janny
Justin Roberts
She would get it and no mistake
Brody Garcia
OH TOMMY TOMMY
Jordan Baker
god damn mongorians
Jace Taylor
Girls have no willies??
Christian Martinez
THANK YOU TOMMY
David Butler
Tommy who?
Josiah Ramirez
>[Deleted]
Ryan James
>(Dead)
Jaxson Walker
watch naked attraction with my rents
Brayden Fisher
OH TOMMY ROBINSON
(to the tune of Oh Jeremy Corbyn)
Charles Watson
might say the n word
Caleb Powell
janny understands that slags are /brit/ related
based
Ryan Thomas
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon scans better
Julian Ramirez
Poor guy they cut his bollocks off
Juan Baker
yummy
Owen Smith
UHUUHHAGGHHHH KEEP POSTING
Ian Ramirez
card got rejected at greggs
had enough money on it. HSBC just took exception to my pasty consumption levels.
Austin Nguyen
Not often one encounters a bank with taste.
Julian Sanders
went to an end-of-term predrinks at my college but dipped before we went out to the party, coz i have work to do
there was this cute guy there dancing and chatting and so on who had the thiccest ass ive ever seen - like Eden Hazard but taller and with a beard, if you know what i mean
me and my friends were in awe
all 5 of us literally just sat there for 30 minutes staring at his arse and cracking jokes
love hanging out with girls i do
theyre such perverts really
Wyatt Baker
>University of Mississippi Medical Center Says There Is an Active Shooter on Campus: "This is not a drill, RUN, HIDE, FIGHT"
How many you predicting, 4 dead?
Evan Myers
I work for HSBC. Sick of customer runts like you asking why your card gets declined and then I've got to put you through to my incompetent paki colleagues at the fraud detection team
Dominic Torres
Wish I acted like rik mayall in bottom when confronted with a bird
Caleb Cook
>predrinks
wat
Ethan Collins
Why do women feel so uncomfortable around their vagina? It's not that they can be size shamed or anything
Asher Cook
Liam Bell
>The cash-strapped, service-slashing council that sold all its chairs for £5000 - and replaced them at a cost of £18,000 when they realised they had nothing to sit on. Full story in the new Private Eye
screaming
Lincoln Ramirez
Oh janny boy
The hot pockets
The hot pockets are calling
Jason Anderson
Link?
Lincoln Davis
when you are a student and cant afford to spend much money, what people do is they have "predrinks" in a casual venue (usually someone's room) where people drink cheap Tesco alcohol and chat in a more lowkey environment before getting drunk enough to actually hit the club/party/whatever
Jackson Evans
New years resolution is to move to Yeovil
Luis Thomas
Asher Moore
They can be shamed for being roasties, it's why they get so angry over the term.
Kayden Perez
new years resolution: gf 2019
Nathaniel Sullivan
Crazy how when you know someone personally and are aware if their dirty laundry, their persona and sort of..."aura of righteousness" just dissolves entirely when they try to preach from moral high ground.
You know what I mean? Me, I don't lie. Lotta people fake it till they make it.
Angel Scott
Feck, it's like something out of Les Mis.
Landon Robinson
>RUN, HIDE, FIGHT
Matthew Gomez
Got a sudden urge to mate with female primates
Thomas Ward
based and white
Lucas Carter
idiot mick
everyone does this
even the poshos
t. just got back from predrinks with the poshos
Jack Green
say some shit bout America lil nigga see if I don’t pop off buck BUCK
Liam Morgan
Oxford
Anthony Hughes
Women tend to be insecure even though it's not needed for them
Asher Phillips
fav foods: banh mi, com rang ga, nasi goreng simple as
Joshua Gonzalez
women are children, sexy, sexy children
David Baker
The match
Logan Cox
same pawg slag
Isaac Parker
Did you just arrive yesterday Świętosław?
Julian White
Was Google Street viewing around Manhattan and contrary to my believes, those Yanks do just look like the people around here
Nolan White
PAWGs are without a doubt the Holy Grails of females
Juan Martin
I respect an honest degenerate more than any (((shyster))) or snake oil salesmen. But that's just m e.
Camden Taylor
What's com rang ga?
Eli Sanchez
Ian Sanchez
Zachary Lewis
The quote is "Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can't face reality"
Eli Lewis
Weird how they get so triggered by this and it's unacceptable body shaming, yet claiming a man has a small dick is their go-to insult.
Michael Davis
go be a nigger elsewhere
Jaxson Rogers
posting from the bog lads
Jayden Kelly
That’s because Manhattan is actually NEW AMSTERDAM
Lincoln Martin
It’s called pregaming you fucking virgins
Ryan Diaz
there are people in this thread that think this isn't porn
boggles the mind
Logan Wood
not sure what my penis thinks about this
Connor Murphy
Christian Morgan
fat cunt
Adrian Wright
getting drunk me
fridya innit
Colton Stewart
vietnamese chicken fried rice i used to get one from the place beside the big church in hoan kiem in hanoi, had beansprouts carrots peas and crispy onions on top and youd lather soy sauce or hot sauce on to your hearts content fuckin drooling thinking about it now
John White
peak around Washington Heights and you'll see amerimutt caricatures
Aaron Phillips
Feeling very melancholic right now
Hunter Rivera
she doesn't fuck white people if you know what I mean
Nathaniel Foster
why don't you just find a different general instead of yankishly crying about perceived porn?
Luis Turner
Austin Rivera
same
Winter time SAD innit
does a number on me
Ethan Hughes
It's London, everyone's a pansexual metadaemon in an open relationships with a whole host of men, women and animals. There's lots of fucking but no love whatsoever.
Gabriel Sullivan
Henry Gutierrez
had too much chocolate cake
Michael Thomas
Eli Flores
Sounds good tbqh.
Noah Williams
Wyatt Campbell
Shan’t be clicking that.
John Miller
fuck off with this danish tranny
Ryan Cox
stupid fuck
Hunter Bailey
4chanX's embedded twitter thing isn't working and I refuse to open twitter links on a new tab.
Ethan James
TREEZA U PAGAN
Tyler Perry
King Carlaus of Swindia
Joshua Jackson
fucking internet was down pretty much all day and it was pissing rain non-stop and my car is in the garage
wanted to fucking KILL myself 2bh. did give me the chance to finally watch some Vikings I'd been sitting on for ages. good show. plus I broke out the old yamaha and made a few chill ambient tunes on audacity so wasn't all bad I guess
Jacob Jones
truly oppressed
twitter.com
Nathan Brooks
Joseph Peterson
so pathetic when you look at ronaldos social media the top post is always some retarded muslim say he should convert to islam
Andrew Peterson
Well lads...
Aaron White
actually mind boggling that people STILL go on about a second referendum or stopping Brexit altogether
Jacob Carter
he should tbqh
Luis Nelson
Camden Cooper
Cultists, eh?
Dylan Butler
Even for the boys underwear competition?
Evan Edwards
>when you look at ronaldos social media
Right well I don't ever do that