An Icelandic gf will be delivered to you within 2 months if you post in this thread, please state:
What hair colour you want
What weight class
What breast cup size
and any further details you want
Post in this thread to receive an Icelandic gf
Caleb Cruz
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Luis Bailey
I only want BLACK women
Andrew Morgan
ï don't care, just deliver her to tromsö train station
Carson Brooks
I'm gonna post here even though I don't want one
just to make someone else not get one
Landon Roberts
Gib white wimmen
Isaac Sanchez
Neapolitan (brown, grey, and pink).
What is a weight class? 125 pounds.
Single D, that's just a little smaller than DD so just perfect.
She cannot be Catholic or a follower of the new Sumerian(?) religion founded in Iceland.
She must be familiar with American comedy movies produced before 2010.
Thank you, that is all.
Parker Gutierrez
Ooga booga where da white wimin at!
Jordan Phillips
Blonde hair, B cup please.
Asher Lee
Yeah, gimme that masculine blonde gf.
Luke Baker
I want a BIG BLACK BEAUTIFUL WOMAN from Iceland, can you arrange that?
Ian Long
Please correspond to address our questions and comments. Do we need to post email address for eligibility?
Connor Williams
>What hair colour you want
Brunette or redhead
>What weight class
Just not obese
>What breast cup size
Fuck that, IDGAF, just gimmi thick thighs and a fat bunda.
If she holds Catholic/Pagan values and has a major on literature or anthropology that'd be great.
Hunter Scott
>Catholic
>iceland
Ayden King
You're targeting my first application to mess up the process, sir. I don't appreciate it.
Cameron Rivera
>Do we need to post email address for eligibility?
No, we will find you.
She will be delivered to your home address
No
>If she holds Catholic/Pagan values and has a major on literature or anthropology
We have chosen a gf with a masters in Old Norse literature, please confirm that this is ok
Nolan Perez
I want gf but not to be delivered. I want to move to Iceland and get out of this mutt shithole.
Tyler Cooper
I want a brown haired and green eyed (like me) qt that has cute pale cheese smelling feet and i want her to shove her soles and toes in my face and mouth every day
Landon Stewart
>masters in Old Norse literature
Stop it. I can only get so hard.
William Edwards
It's not unheard of for American citizens to get refugee status because of the authoritarian Trump regime. Please fill in this form. utl.is
Liam Lewis
You will have wait a bit longer as the feet of the GF provided will have to be made to smell as per you request, no more than 2 weeks longer.
David Howard
Her milkers should be average and she should be a little bit chubby or thicc whatever you call it but in healthy, like have meat on her body but still thin style if you know what i mean like i dont mind her having 1 or 2 cute little tummy rolls
Oh yeah she should be 18-23 and she should be pale as snow, not tanned
Jace Jackson
are you me ?
Gabriel Moore
IM DESPERATE PLS GIB
any hair colour is fine
45-55kg is fine (normal bmi)
A or B but i'll take anything that is proportional
must love me please oh god im so lonely
Adrian Torres
Thank you fren
Luke Williams
You cannot fool the system like that
Sent
Pic related is the only one who meets your filters, but she may be taller and heavier than you requested, do note that we can not guarantee the gf provided will be shorter than you unless you post your own height, and unless you mind a lot, we rather suggest that you ignore the height of the girl completely as every gf provided is guaranteed to love you or else she would not have signed up for our services.
Aaron Wood
need a icelandic woman to inseminate with the andean seed
Brayden Edwards
it is alright icelandbro she's perfect thank you very much
Luke Peterson
Im short tho so if x is height, then let x < 1.76cm thank. could be cool if hse looks like bjork
Adrian Foster
Blonde
120 lbs
32H
Thomas Clark
Here is my trip code in lieu of email address. I get priority in case of a conflict of interest between me and the other entrants, correct?
Joshua Peterson
Jokes aside I've heard about icelanders having problems with procreating because of their limited gene pool. One agency in charge of fixing traditional marriages with foreigners in exchange for allegiance to Iceland would unironically be a good idea.
Samuel Miller
Quiet, frogposter.
Andrew Evans
I'll take whatever you got between age 14 to 16
Justin Wright
You've been banned from this service, and the gf shipped to you has been retracted, any negative, propagandistic comments against the People's Republic of Iceland will be met with an immediate and permanent ban from the service.
That service is only available on Tor-based chans and comes with added costs
Nicholas Bennett
>Can't even get imaginary gf from random icelandic shitposter
This is like hitting a new low, lads.
Connor Jones
Morges is the only Icelandic women that I love
Parker Morales
brown hair
C or D cup
5'11"
66kg
green or blue eyes
Dominic Turner
also pale skin too please thank you
Austin Diaz
I already have one
Isaiah Roberts
We live in Denmark and I am home on holidays.
Josiah Cook
Blonde
Athletic
B
Thank you based Icelandic pimp user
Josiah Howard
Is Iceland even real?
Jackson Bell
I already know which one I want.
Wyatt Gray
Björk
Leo Walker
any
any
also any, even if its flat
further details is that she wants to help me get better and doesnt want to give up on me
and also likes cuddling and holding hands
Grayson Cooper
black hair
average
don't know sizes probably b or c
Easton Flores
Can I get an Icelandic bf instead
Blonde
20.5 BMI
13/12cm benis
Josiah Ward
black
small
B
korean/japanese immigrant
Christopher Sanchez
gib me
Josiah Parker
bork bork bork