/brit/

sex havers will be sorry one day

me? had sex
virgin freak? also me

I'm a virgin freak but I've shagged more than 20 birds still
If you can even remember the number you're lying and a gay bellend anyway

i've unironically shagged the girl on the far left that was an extra in Game of Thrones

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>5 "top tier" girls

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every male virgin needs to be arrested and prosecuted for high treason

What about female virgins

Very good post

proof or it didn't happen lad

This. Like how can you not recall the number of women you've slept with? Surely you've added it up in your head when you're bored or talking about shagging

The posters in the previous thread that said "ooo errr dont really remember" are liars and virgin freaks and sperged out when I called them out on it

what about Santa Claus

>talking about shagging
vf behaviour

if you CAN remember you're a lying gay bellend, learn to read

No such thing over the age of 16
Except in saying you can't remember you virgin because you can't
People who count exact numbers are lying

Lmao this is so true. Also for anyone who says 3 when they're asked how many people they've fucked is automatically lying.

What if you have only shagged twice in your life? what should I answer

only had sex with 1 girl, approximately 15 times
this was about 10 years ago

Had a thing with my friend's mom for a while, taught me to appreciate a nice rimmer

lmao are you's still upset? fuck me lads. which one of you mongs was it that didnt understand basic mathematics and why didnt you reply to my post in the previous thread?

>how can you not recall the number of women you've slept with?

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If you shagged less than 10 or something then you're going to remember but if you're claiming to have shagged like some odd amount like "I shagged 27.3 women before I was 19" you're just lying lol

You just lose count

im a good match in the sack (tried and tested) but barely get the chance to unleash my masteries

not twice but rather only shagged 2 girls, ever.

Saying one or two is fine because it's a small enough number to arouse pity. Saying three is automatically suspicious because in the mind of the VF it's small enough not to arouse suspicion, but not so small that it would be pathetic.

Is he a virgin too?

You do realise most people keep a list of who they've slept with on a notepad on their phone? You're a fucking weird cunt mate, stop trying to claim people don't count their shags you fucking freak

Based he even shagged men haha fuck it

business idea: a book about a man who is 10/10 looks wise, rich, funny and has a great personality but his dick is cursed with a smell of foul, foul human feces and it can't be washed away

19 years old and a virgin, is it over for me?

all you faggots talk about is sex

>most people keep a list
Lmao no but they don't though

>You do realise most people keep a list of who they've slept with on a notepad on their phone?

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virgin freak

this girl just added me on tinder, lads

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I DESERVE a latino girlfriend

They literally do, I've seen girls show me a list of people theyve shagged. There was a tweet on twitter that blew up about it as well, you lads are just out of touch

inbred freak

someone call the cops we have a real life virgin freak over here

huh?

Any Cx Network viewer in?

At 24 my family has started asking me when I'm gonna have a kid

up until now it was "Don't go and knock up some floozy"

is the Fury fight this weekend?

I shag
do you shag?
shag shag shag
FUCK OFF you BORES

Corrr don't get me started
You've outed yourself as a virgin mate

>there are three swedes here

>5 """"top tier""""" girls

you alright there you fucking casanova?

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Tonight senpai

her waist trainer is causing her intestines to bulge out in the front

I take it you don't shag pal haha

lmao don't seethe just because you can't get model girls

she doesn't look too healthy boys

corrr imagine posting this unironically, dire dire DIRE

Everyone seems to agree with me for the most part mate, don't worry lad its honestly not that big of a deal if you haven't slept with more women than me at least I don't think it is, but don't pretend you have and come out with philosophical incel bollocks

I'll keep you updated if I sleep with any more women though lad, keep your eyes pealed

>me fucky fucky
Hello nigger

extremely good post

>5 top tier girls

ahahahaha what a fucking FREAK

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Bitter virgin freak post of I've ever laid my eyes on one

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ROCK
AND
ROLL
hoochie kooo
lawdy mama, light my fuuse
(light my fuuse)

3 1 2

>top tier

next he'll be using /10 system to rate women the fucking virgin

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is it at 2100 in LA?

why do they do this

bitter virgin resorts to Bradleyposting in a vain attempt to make it look like his seething opinion is the general consensus
seen it all too many times

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>I saw it on a tweet once
Yeah that'll count as a citation

its all about FUCKIN

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hope you're doing this ironically

You can be honest with me mate, the air is cleared as far as I'm concerned. Do you have anymore insightful views on women lad?

Want a model gf but they only shag rich or famous men minimum

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Much more accomplished than me

Dave's at it again with his reaction images

>I've slept with 5 """top tier"""" women

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Haven't talked with my parents in 12 days. Not missing it 2bh.

>but they only shag rich or famous men minimum
they do not LMAO
literally just have charm and looks, you can approach them like other girls, just have to be smarter and try harder

>freaks trying to push virgin runtoid freak acceptance in this thread
the cops shall be arresting you shortly

>5 top tier women
bwahahahaha

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How had he already graduated UCLA at 21

Spoke to your mum last night me
And this morning haha

hahahahahaha ziiiingg

the lad that's shagged 5 fit women has really set this virgin off because he's going to spam Bradley pics for a whole thread

*knocks on your door*
*lays one on ya*

me thog, me fuck top tier women

this thread has some potential

tyson fury fights at 4am sunday morning

Settle down lad, we know its you

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