If all of Turkey's neighbours decide to attack all at once, who would win? And how

>who would win?

The world

Came here to post this

Turkey's population is around 83 million and Iran's army is a joke so Turkey stands a good chance

what are we supposed to do in case we win, turkey's like a hundred million ugly shitskins, where are we gonna put them? Germany's already full

Ataturk is long dead my friend, no genius general to save you this time

come to think about it they'll probably want to lose the war so they can become european citizens and escape turkey, probably go live in germany, the netherlands or uk

our situation was really bad at that time too even with Ataturk. now we are tons of times better.

ill escape to your mothers house

can't say the same about yours, turkish women are so ugly they could be modern art masterpieces haha.

haha I'd rather take a bullet in the head than even touch a turkish female with a ten feet stick.

dunno why we'd attack turkey. turkey doesnt really bother anyway. turkish immigrants in the west might be dicks but turkey it self is a wahtever chill country

I mean how do you even get an erection with something that looks like a hairy turd? viagra business must be booming there, no wonder you end up fucking goats and cows or eachother.
makes sense.

Iraq and Syria have some reasons but they won't attack Tukey
Iran is not retarded to start an open war with NATO country
Georgians will collaborate and back stab us as always
>Bulgaria
>against Turkey
huh, funny
Armenia will deal a two-front war with azeris from the East as well: we don't want another genocide, relatively same goes for Cyprus.
Nothing good comes out from this idea, I'll better watch on news how Turkey transforms back into an Islamist sultanate shithole like they used to be.

samefag

You are aware you're all Turkish right

mofo you're indeed retarded aren't you? ofcourse I'm the same person
I'm just riffing on you

you mean a fat ugly blackhaired manlet shitskin?
nah, you're knocking on the wrong door pal.

youre pathetic

well you're a turk

Post your hair.

oh my allah! those gayr*ek shitskinned pretencious subhuman muh we wuz yurop posters are so cringe! they are too easy to S E E T H I N G! next level B U T T H U R T S.

I don't have to post anything to a Bulgarian lol.

roaaaaaach broooooooo!

Puppet komşuuuuuuuu!

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you know without you shitskins around and only your even dumber diaspora this place was pretty boring, we're gonna have some good times again here

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we're gonna have some epic times I hope so, it's been almost two years without a big happening.

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I hope we will, komşu!

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hope so, you shitskins have given the best laughs here, you know there was only one shitskin left after you banned yourselves here and he just spent his time posting black memes, you fuckers are weird.
I even saw a mexican calling you fat ugly shitskins, they're stealing our jobs. it was the Greeks job to ridicule you not everyone's.
You're OUR ugly fat shitskins.

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so are you

>you are our fat shitskins

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FPBP

well yeah, who else's, shitskin bro?

We could turn the entire region into glass and call it good. Would eliminate a lot of problems on the world stage. Just sayin'.

>be gayre*k
>post something about being shitskinned
Kek

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Turkey, because caucasus and balkans are the meme, arabs haven't won a war for centuries, and iran will have civil war with local turks.

>be turk
well, can't really think of anything worse haha.

butthurting too much gyre*k komşu. just relax. embrace your shitskin.

Turks are the biggest paper tiger after Russia
Watch how the PERSIAN BVLL will wipe the floor with this fragile roachspawns
Lmao, Iran from the East and Assad the lion from the South

>tfw we still haven't wiped the stain of the Turk off the ass of humanity

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I'm embracing my shitskin, you'll always be my bro shitskin bro.

Iran would be problematic and combined with the rest it would probably be game over for them, but excluding Iran they would BTFO the rest pretty easily. Turkey has a modern military force, the rest are not really comparable.

Going with the Turks, equipment seems better and the numbers of active duty aren't nothing to laugh at. Plus home field advantage, their population would rise up.

Iran isn't all that modern their air force seems to lack.

plus turks can hold more guns

Good point they also can carry larger ones if they use their extra limbs as for stabilization.

Turkey has ethnic problems though, Kurds can cause pretty problems from inside, plus western powers secretly want them to fail.

>can cause pretty problems from inside
Yeah, I bet you know how to cause problems from inside, huh?

I can imagine you can probably mount a canon to one and let it run on six legs.

>exploits, kills, rapes and assimilates for ages
>wonders why subordinate nations rebel every time

Syria and Iraq are a mess
Greece is an economic mess
Bulgaria is weak
Georgia and Armenia are non countries
Iran's army is badly equipped and the terrain doesn't favor them

Turkey wins and occupies Bulgaria, Greece, Georgia and Armenia but going into Iran is impossible.

Turkey.
First: It's a very mountanious region that makes in general hard to invade.
Turks will just need to protect important passes.
Non of those countries would have enough capacities to give enough cover with bombings.
All Arab Countries are just autoatically dismissed since they propably the by far most incapabe people at war.
Besides that Syria and Iraq are also in very bad condition.
Greece. Greece can easily take out entire Turkish Navy and block all Turkish Air Forces tho it can't invade. It can't get any hand on the Turkish land at all. (Exceot Cyprus and a few irrelevant Island maybe).
Bulgaria. No way.

>Georgia, Armenia
They could defend easily against Turks but also here only because of the good Terrain. Zero Chance at an Attack.

Iran. Bow here is the only serious contender who has still no chance since Irans Air Forces are shit, And not even Iran has the Capacity for Invasion. besides that all Iran has was made for a war through Iraq eith Saudi Arabia what will be useless in non flat land Turkey.

Much easier one can destroy Turkey from within.
They are much more vulnarable in their own popuation.

It will be entirely enough to support Radical Movmenents of Islam and Kurds and Turkey will vannish.

Turkey. We will support them.

friendly reminder that turkey lost to ww1 italy

Why would they do such a thing? How would they coordinate their actions?

Syria and Iraq are bogged down in civil wars; how & why would they attack anyone else?

Iran's only saving grace is it's population. And they'll honestly have a lot of civil tensions it outright civil war in the next few years

The winner will be the one who controls the Bosphorus strait.