/cum/

He is a literal socialist, poor Mexicans.

Downloading fortnite so I can understand zoomers better

rico

i dl'd Doom overnight

fuck me why are games so bigly now

Sluta prata Spanska

You aren't allowed to post in this thread unless you have an Italian surname, not so fast Gonzalo Guzman

developers don't care about compressing textures anymore because they're bitches

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games are bloat
stop playing games that arent quake

gracias mi bebe xoxoxo

>slut
>prat
>spank

wtf swedish??

>PLC is collapsing

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I know a girl who is a ho' (yes, I do)
Well, she, she work the block down from her house,
She turns so many tricks every night, now, yeah
But you know she, she makes enough money to live her life,
Well, she, she makes enough money to live her,
Well, she's livin' in poverty and misery, it's such a pity to see

And I want you to know I'm tellin' nothin' but the whole damn truth,
Well, people, let me tell you, lyin' it don't mean a thing to me
Not to me
Not to me,
Not to me,
Not to me.

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does pewds ever use swedish words

yay y'all niggas heard 6ix9ine's new shit? shit fire

who

dont talk shit about my language clown

My name is not Gonzalo Guzmán.

sometimes he did a happy wheels and amnesia video in swedish back in the day

swear words

a swedecuck boomer trying to stay relevant by throwing everything at the wall and hoping something sticks in a sad and pathetic attempt to appeal to zoomers

I'm sorry Nahuel Lopéz

sory i cannot help you please call 1 (800) go fuck yourself

want to hug someone in a erotic way

god i hate pewdiepie

also sandíaaaaa háblameeeee

racist

>a swedecuck boomer trying to stay relevant by throwing everything at the wall and hoping something sticks in a sad and pathetic attempt to appeal to zoomers
And making $12 million a year, poor him. Sad!

What do I say to her /cum/?

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parle français? ;)

give me enough for a plane ticket to alaska so I get hired on a crab fishing boat and die

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HOW DO I GET A LIFE

Anyone who unironically uses "swedecuck" is a Jow Forums NPC

>blonde

yikes

varför är dina läppar så stora?

Thought it was conjugated parles?

CHINA NABA WAN
YOU SUCKY SUCKY
I WAS BORN HEAR

Anyone who uses NPC memes is an NPC

Let's see what she had to say

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LMAO

If she replies DSLs you won

Anyone go to Jow Forums Jow Forums out of sheer boredom?

Nope

I go there to drop leafpills

sometimes i go there to bait

Chadeau was right about Saudi Arabia all along

>How much is a hour?

What do you want?

No because they're all super predictable and boring just like the NPCs they talk about

quiero hablar contigo

I have zero motivation to get anything done

Barista put a smiley next to my name does she want my benis?

Yes
Nail that broad

>Barista
Cringe desu

>Barista
Most fucked up women that I know are baristas

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING HOE

alri buds I'm off, take care. I'll keep an eye on y'all.

youtu.be/073NBKoO5bk

LOL do you guys have Starbucks on every block like us?

wtf dude, she'll think about it forever now thanks to you

It seems i'm getting sick. There is pain in my lungs.
What do you guys do to threat yourself if you've got cold?
Probably if it about americans you guys have to go to the doctor where you'll get bill like million dorrars for doctor's service, huh?

lov u

this
t. insecure man

What is this

we have cough medicine and decongestants (but you cant but too much because theyre used to make meth)

I WANT TO LARP WITH SOMEONE RIGHT NOW A A AAAAA, IT USED TO BE SO FUN BEFORE AND NOW I HAVE NO ONE TO LARP WITH

i'm a smug frog i like my hog snogged

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what do you mean with LARP

playing with friends and pretending to be someone your not

he wants to have textual gaysex like: UwU (pornographic anime pic)

dont ever talk about me again freak

oh i get it now
ummm thats ERP

I got an actual Swede, is she asking if I eat ass or do I like having my ass ate

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she's probably fucked up if she finds me attractive so I'm ok with that

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>theyre used to make meth
Here must've been joke conecting with Breaking Bad, but i couldn't think up anything.

youtu.be/1tPN-YOE8A8

Never did get ERP, like nigga might as well just sext each other it's less cringe than pretending to be a 1000 years old succubus male Loli or whatever the fuck

Quite many of them in the centre of Moscow
In the outskirts less of them
In Spb many of them
Other big cities may have 1-5 of them
We have many analogues to Starbucks tho (for example ДaблБи (DoubleB))

"my ex is also called Alex, he likes to be licked in the ass do you like to be licked in the ass as well?"

>she's probably fucked up if she finds me attractive so I'm ok with that
Just dont user
Especially if she has weirdly colored hair (I guess thats american/european thing)
Not worth it

perkele :DDD

That's finnish dummy

Test

But I'm not done yet

see

dont know who that is or what that says

Haven't changed my socks in 4 days

are you NEET

I'm lonely
(someone post apu holding a rolled blanket)

hes out current president, and it says "hes going away", its last day of his presidency

>Go on Periscope
>Watch guy from Texas
>Try to make fun of him
>Ask him if he has a gun
>"I darn do!"
>Grabs a rifle
>Starts playing with it
>Scratches his face with it
>"Oh shit the mag was still in the rifle".

What the actual fuck

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No, just depressed