/brit/

Any brexit man in

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not quite

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its just one thing that got me trippen
its just one thing i gotta admit it
its one thing you do oohhh oh oh oh
na na na na oh

AYO TREEZA WHERE DA P'S FO GRENFIL

state of this cope easy to do 10+ approaches in a night. been alive for 33 years and appoaching women for over half the time
well the rejection does hurt but I still approach or rather I did approach don't rly leave house anymore so I don't but when I paid for people to be my friends last year I did at least a 100 approaches. nothing. not even when I had a table they would get with people i came with.

/brit/ is /brexit/

how heavy is that cape?

haven't seen that webm in a long time x

mum and dad think im gay because ive never had a girlfriend haha

sue

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Reported to the FBI because it's you isn't it?
Nah you can approach 1k women but YOU didn't. you're just lying. You can't be rejected by 1k women while being a somewhat wealthy landlord

No

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Pretty compelling evidence t.b.h.

the coupe is retarded
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skkrt

The leader. The martyr. The man behind the movement.

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dont understand this one bit

lol yes you can it happened. besides it's not as if I started by saying i am a wealthy landlord (altho if you know anything about clothes u wud konw i wear expensive shit) they are intstantly disgusted when they see me trying to talk to them or dance w.e.

want to put my willy between her thighs
want her to spit on my face
want her to put her feet in my mouth

oh no
not the chicken shops

There are women you see now on like Gumtree who post ads like "Looking for a flat where I pay no rent and you get to fuck me 5 nights a week" in a nutshell

If you're a landlord and a virgin at 33 it's because you want to be a virgin, simple fucking as

why do policemen and grunts all have the taste and self-awareness of a 14yo Linkin Park fan?

'dy 'ell. this a real dvd?

Diego is an intellectual, he understands that women are a unnecessary form of toxicity. Nothing but a burden to a mans success, theres a fine line between a man and a great man and that line is a woman. Diego isn't just a successful coincidence, diego is a scholar which we all should strive to be.

girl I know still sucks her thumb at 23

youtube.com/watch?v=5uOkpjPmjG4

>but when I paid for people to be my friends last year

seething druggie freak

ye gravure film

idol.takeshobo.co.jp/item/29298/

lol that is prostitution that is different and besides I am that ugly that I recon they would turn it down
lol I think woemn are necessary and wish I had one

Want to make a woman suck my toes

I used to work there

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Sounds like you're going to the wrong places

instead of posting on a tablet, i wish you would die from an overdose on tablets

Sueposter is a NONCE
Anime posters are NONCES
Skizo is a FAGGOT MANLET VIRGIN
Moni is a PAKI BENDER SEX OFFENDER
Emmayank is MENTALLY ILL
Rorke is FINISHED

simple as

3lb

give me one (1) example of a police or military patch or insignia that isn't complete and utter cringe

listening to an artist called dj loser
well mostly girls in nightclubs (the fun kind not the boring wanky kind) /at house parties

I have something else she can suck to wean her off the habit

Nonce

any 90s dance music man in? proper choon this one is
youtube.com/watch?v=tN6FIac7Wwc

Posting on a Kobo Forma e-book reader, desktop and phone posters can fuck off

projecting yank
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he must have strong shoulders
do u think he lifts?

spacker mate of mine got a job at waitrose recently
He cannot work the tills, tries to cheat by making his breaks 5 - 10 minutes longer than they ought to be, and can only really do the trolleys

agree with every single one of these points although i would also add that all yank posters are unfunny virgin freaks

youtube.com/watch?v=6mFQTZRGhJg

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agreed
'kin 'ate yanks

MIGHT POO MIGHT POO MIGHT POO POO POO WEEPOOWEE WEE POO POO WEE WEE MIOGHT POO WEE WANK POO WEE WEE WEE WEE WANK WILLY WANK THE WILLY

running low on alcohol already
will definitely need a run to the paki shop before it shuts at 10
let me know if you want 'owt whilst i'm there

it is indeed a tune

especially hate yanks that pretend they're on our side
you're not

no thanks lad got fucking so much booze here

willy wank bum poo

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Prawn Cocktail Pringles please lad

smell like a bloody onion

freak, they're cool af
also based

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That's the same retard that called himself "footy yank" and was crying about how /brit/ used to love him but not anymore. Pathetic

LOOK MA
LITENIN'
TWO LITENIN'
KEEEEWL

Are you away there are other places to meet girls besides nightclubs

but no girls on your line
consider it done

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Lads how do I explain to my mum that I don't want her Shepards pie and instead will be ordering KFC. Mum's gonna be well cross but I just cant shake this urge.

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sign of high test that bro. grab yourself some driclor though

5'10 and the lass i fancy is 6'1

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voted for Leave on the promise of the imprisonment of all women

me as a child

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/brit/ never loved him
every nice reply he ever received was from the villa spliff poster and even he hates him these days

yeah agreed fuckin yanks suck they need to leave

Is Cavalier still around?

Eat your mum's stuff, go out drinking and have the takeaway prepare a shepherd's pie for you for later

Order her a kfc too

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>saving picture of child
nonce

yes no girls
lol strange post

>suck
dude just stop bro

Ordered the Aqcua di gio 3 days ago lads
The fuckers still havent shipped it yet

have both you ungrateful scrote

how about you neck yourself for being a horrifically shit son. how dare you even insinuate rejecting your mother's shephards pie in favour of the salty overpriced shite that is KFC

fan of this one

excuse me, you replied to my post here that post was replied to by who agreed it was a tune

my post was not pointless and someone gave a fuck, be quiet

two different people you're referring to

>yeah agreed fuckin yanks suck they need to leave

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More of a Gucci by Gucci man myself

used to listen to Paris by Chainsmokers all the time with the ex

turn into a gibbering wreck when I hear it played now

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>suck
funny because you were trying to larp as a brit and use our slang but you accidentally showed your true colours

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listening to banging trance music lads. my dad is NOT pleased. has told me REPEATEDLY to "turn that shite down!!" of course, in rebuttal i have only turned it up louder, lol!

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Imagine your little nads would shrivel at the sight of this man on your doorstep.

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