Teaching myself French to impress a girl

>teaching myself French to impress a girl
>nothing is spelled the way it's pronounced
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It is though, our pronounciation rules are fairly consistent.

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lmao pronunciation is braindead easy, easier than english for a foreigner to learn
>he hasn't even got to the part where there are dozens of conjugations

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>teaching myself French to impress a girl
lmao

European english is more similar to france than american

English is 10 times worse. You now know our suffering.

Just try your best my girlfriend was flattered that I tried speaking it, her parents did laugh a little but all in all, it is good :) though sometimes I don't understand what she says.

Imagine learning german and finding out Book is a he, bycicle is she, the chair is a he, infinitiv verb is an it instead of he
And in the end it doesnt matter becaus you cant know the gender for every noun

Are you aware that english is way worse than french when it comes to being phonetically retarded?

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>teaching myself French
yikes.

then just learn finnish, it's literally spelled the way it's written, it should be easier :>)

>bycicle is she
Das Fahrrad is neutral.

Ferdinand mange de la piscine
hon hon hon

Mange
Manger
Manges

All pronounced the same as far as I can tell

french is super easy maybe you're just retarded

It's easy to read but hearing it spoken is absolutely fucking hopeless. All their words roll into each other and it's impossible to tell what the fuck they're saying because their spelling is fucked.

You can't even pronounce France correctly what are you talking about

Learn Spanish you idiot. French is useless unless you're planning to move to Quebec or something.

>>teaching myself French to impress a girl
That's where you're wrong my senpai should have learned Hebrew

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Jew girls only impressed by shekels. They don't care the language you speak

Was forced to learn French in school growing up. I could never wrap my head around it. The word 'conjugation' has given me PTSD.

>>teaching myself French to impress a girl
yikes
knowing a foreign language will just be icing on the cake
you have to be good looking and charming first

French is at least some what consistent in how you pronounce the seemingly nonsense spelling unlike English.

>useless

There's a lot of great French literature, music, and film, 275 million people around the world speak French including over 10 million in North America.

Mange and manges are pronounced the same way
As for manger, just say "ay" at the end

What the fuck no, you misunderstanding/not knowing the rules does not result in the rules being inconsistant, just you being a dumdumb.

cringe, cope and have sex, faggots

>book is a he
same thing in portuguese

I hate that their moon is a he and the sun is a she. It's in the inverse in Portuguese

Oui oui chompignon.

Frenchoid subhuman

All the great French literature has been translated to English already.

Nigga, French spelling is easy as fuck compared to English.

How about I PUNCH YOU IN THE RIBS?

Translations are mere approximations to the original. A writer is a master of his language and each language works differently so you lose a lot when you translate something.

>Nothing is spelled the way it's pronounced
>Speaks English

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this, a book is suposed to be she, a bicycle he and a chair it

The yikes comes from him attempting to learn a language all by himself. duolingo isn't going to get anyone fluent lmao

Book is supposed to be a she, bycicle he, car he, chair she, the sun it, moon he, earth she, piss she, shit it, asshole he, eye it, nose he, mouth plural or she, pants plural or she
How hard would it be to sync the genders of things that shouldnt have them in the first place
How could these things be so fucked up, you cant fully learn the language completely if it has genders for shit
I would sound like a retard if i tried to have a normal conversation with a german

Je connais les règles mais les mots "mange" et "manges" ont la même sonner

No wonder they are Nyemci

English is even worse desu

>chair she
>piss she
>mouth plural or she
chair is it, piss is plurar of he, mouth is plurar of it

Certes, mais "manger" a une prononciation différente, tandis que le posteur précédent indiquait "All pronounced the same".

Here's a white flag in case you change your mind..

Chair is related to table who is the he but the chair is a she
Piss is she pl, but urine is he, mouth is still she or pl

English is the easiest language on the planet
Literal retards can learn it in a year
It doesnt have genders for every noun and is easily the simplest grammar

He meant that English is worse in terms of inconsistencied in its spelling you cretin.

but it's pronounced the way it's written so it's still ok

I didn't have to read your post, all I had to was looking at your flag and intuitively knew it was about to be a shitty post.

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