Got laid in America

Got laid in America
>mfw when it was just too easy

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Do you have an British/Italian accent?

Yeah it's pretty easy to have sex in general
The hard part is finding someone who wants to have sex with you and loves you

No he likely talked to an american woman. It's that simple no gimmicks necessary

>love

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I love American women.

They are very nice when they are horny. Even the feminists here turn primal when they are horny before reverting to their hatred of men. It is a shame they are all so obnoxious

mfw no luck

How old are you and do you have a bit of the 'tism?

it's rly not hard to get laid, ya kinda gotta be dickless not to get some in college. after graduating once u get a lil money n your own spot, yall should be cleaning ur sheets 3x a week

Are they really though? I've met American women from both sides of the political spectrum and they've always been infinitely more open and just fun to be around than the absolute bitches you get here.

I know an Asian American guy who joined a frat for easy sex but couldn't get laid for the entire 4 years. I feel bad for that guy.

20 but I just want a friend that's a girl tho. Also, what do you mean by 'tism?

>mfw when it was just too easy
just like ur mom LMAO

make sure to upvote and follow me ;))

>tfw american women don't like my proper norf accent

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>tfw latino
>tfw 23 year old kissless hugless virgin
>IQ of 135 and physically fit
>Hydrate daily and take multivitamins
>Veins pop from my arms and neck, no girls are attracted to me despite my fitness

Life is unfair.

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You probably don't dress well. That and possibly a bad haircut.

Get yourself a cockney accent.

U got aids now bruh

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Try the Korean soyboy look

I fucking hate American women. They are scum of the earth

Not kidding but how is this possible
mofo liar stop shitting us

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You wouldn't be saying that if you came over here.

>after graduating once u get a lil money n your own spot, yall should be cleaning ur sheets 3x a week
How? Where do you meet girls? Not at work, you don’t fuck where you work.

Redpill me

American women are massive sluts who can’t be trusted. They have no problem burning men, infant they feel empowered every time they fuck over a man

This. After 4 ex-gfs, I started dating foreigners.

I guess I wouldn't know about australian women since I've never spoken to one but yeah typically american girls are pretty open and fun loving. The comment about feminists isn't mean to imply they are numerous.
A lot of the hatred about american women from guys on here comes from them not being receptive to discussion about animu and Jow Forums and the audacity that they would sleep with guys other than themselves. They can be a bit naive and loud but that's my only real complaint with american girls. That and no latinas where I live

Imagine all of that times a 100, combined with a hatred for Americans stemming from deep rooted jealousy along with a lack of beauty, completely empty personalities, weight problems and severely lacking social skills and you have Aussie women.

By tism I mean autism. When you're younger like that it can be easier in some ways and harder in others to meet girls. I found it much easier as I got older

I don’t trust them. They feel so entitled. Like they really believe they can go out, fuck loads and loads of dudes, but still think they deserve a top quality boyfriend later on when they want one. They also don’t have a sense of loyalty because they will job from boy to boy

They are sluts too? :(

The posts make me sad :( I'm not a slut I'm just in college (つ﹏

You might be onto something there. I've actually been able to have pretty deep conversations with American girls here. I even talked about politics with a girl from Florida after I told her that I'm okay if she happened to be right-leaning politically (it's considered blasphemous to even indicate that you have any conservative views here, even though no one here has any idea of what actual liberal philosophy entails and simply use it to be 'cool' and 'trendy'). We talked about fiscal responsibility and how having conservative beliefs down here is considered to be some ungodly sin. Cool girl.

American guys I've met have been fucking awesome to be around. Just great vibes.

MASSIVE sluts, but they act like they're virgins saving themselves for marriage. What I like about Americans is that people seem to be okay with being who they are as opposed to people over here who are all literally the same on the outside because they want to maintain some facade of moral righteousness even though they engage in every type of debauchery possible behind closed doors.

I don’t sleep around by choice, so I don’t want a girl who did sleep around.

I think that's anglosphere women in general. I still don't think american women are so bad. I've only had a few bad experiences through countless women, one cheated on me with her ex and I argued a nonstop with a couple others. The latter was more incompatibility than some microcosm of american women as a whole though.

But here women are encouraged to be sluts. It’s said to be “empowering” for a woman to be promiscuous. That’s why there is this huge push to end slut shaming

whats the story?

Times running out to find a virgin you better get back on the hunt

True, but the levels of shittiness varies. American and British women are pretty cool in my experience.

Havent got laid in America (or anywhere).

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Exactly. It's the same here, except that the women don't want to pick a side and stick with it, which leads to massive insecurity and just general unpleasantness.

lads im headed to the bars, im generally good at getting girls at house/apt parties as i find it easier to meet ppl and maintain conversations. how do i get girls at a crowded, noisy dance bar?

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>Virgin
Why the fuck do people keep memeing this? I don’t give a shit if a girl has had boyfriends before. I just don’t want a girl who spent time hooking up with dudes from tinder. That’s degenerate

I think this is just a case of 'grass is greener on the other side'

Girls here will lie to get their way
Who would ever want to be in that crowded cesspool

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I got quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became a sport to me. For those interested here is your best strategy. first, find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest, that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good, get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread within a few feet of you. Use judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lone and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. Wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Just know that my accent helped me get it.

Got laid in Colombia.
>Mfw happy I wasn't stabbed

lmao you really think anyone over 12 likes you shitty ''''''accent''''''

Brit

Maybe. I personally think it's better for a girl to have the moral integrity to pick a position (slut or chaste) and own it and stick with it. Perhaps the girls who move out of the US are the cool ones?

Not much different here in that regard.

It's taking candy from a kid easy if you're good looking. Advanced levels of linear algebra hard if you're ugly.

Seething faggot I'm neither British nor Italian. Fuck off back to Swedania. What are you doing on Jow Forums when you have such fine women anyway? Incel faggot.

Wtf you cunt

I can't get laid because I have no confidence and chicken out whenever I see a woman.

pick ur girl out, make ins and be funny. keep it shortish. be extra social by talking w a bunch of ppl. show ur comfy in that environment. double back to her and put in work the rest of the night if she's having it. rinse and repeat if not

oh and talk with people in her field of vision. stay in sight

I never implied these women were fucked by 50 guys why do you keep memeing that? You do realize that is not at all the norm

How did you know?

I know a girl who acts shy and says how she thinks it’s better to keep sex within relationships and now she thinks promiscuity is distasteful. YET, for the past 2 years that I’ve known her, she brings random dudes she meets from tinder over to her apartment late at night. Just a few weeks ago, she texted me super late (at like 2am) asking if I could pick her up from somewhere because she couldn’t drive. I agreed, picked her up and she looked like a mess. Her hair was all messed up and she looked worn out. Found out it was some tinder dudes house. She acted like nothing had happened, all she kept saying was how tired she was and how she wanted to shower. I asked her why she says she hates promiscuity but does it herself and she said to me “but, I’m not promiscuous. There isn’t anything wrong with me having some fun here and there..”

Dude why are you doing this shit for her wasting your time, effort and money? You're her 'gay friend' at this point.

Please, have some self respect and cut her off. Unless you've never had any interest in her romantically/sexually and you see her purely as a friend.

Even if she's just a friend, why be friends with a hypocrite?

Why would I want a girl who goes from boyfriend to FWB to boyfriend to FWB to boyfriend to FWB? Throw in some hook ups there too. Why would I ever want to date someone like that? It shows they are controlled by their biological desires and that they don’t think sex is something special meant to be shared with someone who they have a romantic relationship with. Girls like that are the most likely to be disloyal
Because American women lust for James Bond like sophisticated British cock

I have absolutely 0 desire for her. I would never ever date her. She’s just a friend that I talk to occasionally and she had just asked me for a favor

ya i mean she's a hypocrite. that;s the bad part of this, like u can have fun and fuck around theres nothing wrong w that but dont proclaim to be maidenly when youre not or hold others to a standard you fail yourself

Ahh I see. You have my respect. Also I think you just made me realize shit is pretty much the same over there too.

It's the guilt she's feeling as this dude seems like a stand-up guy and she knows how much of a whore she is. So she wants to atleast have his respect when around him by lying to him.

>Why would I want a girl who goes from boyfriend to FWB to boyfriend to FWB to boyfriend to FWB?
When the fuck did anyone say that dumbshit who the fuck are you even talking to?

wow talk about seething

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Right. And the sad reality is this shit is becoming more and more common. Not all sluts are obvious. This girl for example, if you met her IRL you’d never think she’s a slut. She acts like a normal polite girl. Doesn’t dress slutty, doesn’t wear make up or lip stick or anything special. But after hours and behind the screen of her phone she’s a different person.

How can we trust anyone anymore? She actually doesn’t believe that she’s a slut. So any future guy she dates or eventually will marry will have no fucking clue the things she’s done

People do like the Australian accent though fyi, so long as it's not a gross bogan accent.

its absolutely awful, i would never take anything they say seriously

That's why you date virgins

You implied that any girl who is not a Virgin is a slut, which is false. There is a huge difference between a girl who saves sex for real boyfriends, compared to girls who fuck random dudes

What's wrong with fucking people though? As long as you're safe...

Virgin females dont exist past the age of 18.

Have you met many Australians irl? My accent (fairly neutral Australian) has caused more than one person to want to kiss me. I'm not an obnoxious, loud cunt though.

Bong...

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imagine your out in town and you’re eating a slice of pizza and some random woman comes up to you and says “can I try a bite of your pizza slice?” You’d probably say no right? Because it would be disgusting for some stranger you don’t know to put her mouth on your food.

So why is it cool for a girl to have some guy who she doesn’t know, to come over her apartment and for him to put his dick in her mouth and blow his load in it? They don’t know each other. Just 2 strangers swapping body fluids and sticking their body parts in each other

Oh we have plenty of those here. I've noticed that a good indication of a girl being a massive whore is if she actually goes out of her way to 'slutshame'.

The only exception is if the girl has a solid religious background AND great parents with good values, especially a strong positive father figure with strong values. Even this doesn't work all the time, but Mormon girls who are actually involved in the faith are a good bet.

Oh and she knows she's a slut. She knows very well. Only thing is she tries her very best to convince herself that she's not because she wants to live up to some standards that she thinks are superior even though her personality is not compatible with those standards. This is the typical female condition. These are the 'cowards' in the female community.

I've actually had a porn star tell me she's not a slut because she 'only does porn' and doesn't escort, while proceeding to hit on me. This is the 'shit tier' of women.

There are good women out there, but to find them, you need to have a solid moral/ethical background yourself. You won't find them hanging around at clubs, bars, etc and they are usually very difficult to land and require you to prove yourself as being worthy from a moral standpoint. A lot of these types also tend to be feminists, but in the true definition of what that means, i.e. having self-respect and dignity.

So where can you meet truthful non-sluts who ONLY have sex within relationships?

What is this thread

Es verdad, amigo.

Tbh I probably would give them a bite of pizza if they were nice, could be a good conversation starter. If 2 consenting adults want to have some fuck I don't see any problem with it.

Nothing wrong with fucking people. What is wrong is pretending to not fuck heaps of people and pass yourself off as something you're not as it has far-reaching severely negative implications on a society as it destroys the family unit.

While the guy should be held responsible for 'vetting' a girl before deciding to marry them and have kids with them (a slut will have many red flags that you'll notice even if they outwardly act chaste once you start dating them), but women also have a moral obligation to not lie.

It's a win win situation if they accept that they are promiscious and make no effort to hide it. Men don't really give a shit if a woman decides to sleep around, if anything she will land more mates.

The problem is that in classic female fashion, they want to have their cake and eat it too. They want to sloot around but still make it possible to land a 'real man'. What these thots don't realize is that a 'real man' wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole as it is their intelligence that makes them 'real men' to begin with. So at best, they end up snagging some beta cuck when they hit the wall, and keep cucking him because they didn't land an alpha like they thought they could have.

>stay in home country
>never socialize
>never distinguish yourself from your cohorts
>remain virgin

>go abroad
>perform obligate social activities
>have natural cultural and behavioral differences
>slay basic bitch pussy

grats dude

As far as I'm concerned those are personality problems, not necessarily anything to do with promiscuity.

In a country where third wave feminism is actively prevented from having influence.

So unless you're a Muslim living in a place like Saudi Arabia, you're pretty much fucked.

Anywhere else, you can't go 'looking' for these women. What makes a woman not a slut is the fact that they don't put dick on a pedestal, hence they won't go to places looking to get laid. So you might run into these women as you go through your life pursuing your own goals, like she would be hers and then hit it off.

If you're a guy putting pussy on a pedestal, you'll only run into whores. Like attracts like and you need to fix yourself and know yourself first before you can attract decent women. There are good women out there though, just that you won't find them 'going out with the girls on a Friday night' or posting duckface selfies on Instagram with their asses sticking out.

Well then one can make the argument that a vast majority of Western women have severe personality disorders (which is factually true). The blame for this lies in poor parenting, particularly fathers who weren't around or fathers who were degenerates themselves.

Thanks

>particularly fathers who weren't around or fathers who were degenerates themselves.
blame the women for initiating 70% of divorces and recieving 90% of total alimony

or, read up on the gender paradox. western women are shit because women are naturally shit and degenerate to total shittiness in ideal conditions

No i didn't retard i was being hyperbolic

The men have personality problems as well though. People get into shitty relationships all the time. It's not all 1 sided.

Disgusting.

Also, condoms don’t protect from herpes, have fun getting herpes on your balls

Does anyone else have stories about being laid in a different country?

Well that fault partly lies with the man because he didn't vet the woman he was going to marry OR because he was a degenerate or led to the woman initiating the divorce for reasons that are morally justifiable.

Of course there is a factor of chance involved, and I feel bad for those men.

I dunno about all Western women being shit. It doesn't make any sense from a statistical point of view. I personally think that most men today are wired to think (through the media) that the behaviour exhibited by a slut is what is 'relationship material' while completely ruling out the non-sluts as 'boring'.

Never said they didn't. Not all men though, just like how not all women are fucked up.

>they won’t go to places looking to get laid
That’s the issue with modern society tho. With tinder they don’t have to go anywhere, they can literally be in their room, match some chad on tinder and have him show up at her room a few hours later

Lol. Why are you so salty. It's not like you have to do a new person every week or anything anyway.

Yes but mostly with other guys.