/brit/ - Alfred The Great edition

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*enters thread*

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No?

Based. (The man, not the representation from the jewish cultural reshaping of the past industry)

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Distracted by Donny tbqh

"My body if I could choose to ashes it reduce
And let the breezes blow to where some flowers grow
Perhaps some fading flower then would come to life and bloom again"

If the workers take a notion
They can stop all speeding trains
Every ship upon the oceans
They can tie with mighty chains

Every wheel in the creation
Every mine and every mill
Fleets and armies of all nations
Will at our command stand still

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i want to DANCE post good tunes

people say /brit/ is worse than a couple years back but i remember when there was 10 different consistent gimmick posters competing for the first post in every single new thread

the first 10 posts of every thread were the same in different orders

nowadays, there's no regular gimmicks at the start of the thread, just people saying something random

no but I disabled everything that could possibly affect it and killed the browser process
I don't recall but no reason in particular other than I knew you were a /brit/ poster

Miss that 2bh

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

plymouth is actually fucking dogshit

It's kind of like when you read in the news "an anonymous buyer bought da Vinci's sketchbook for $50,000,000 at a Lloyd's auction"

It really makes you wonder why, who, and where.

One time I stumbled upon the Instagram of a teenager who belonged to a very minor noble family from Germany. All his friends were also nobles, some minor, but some were counts, or at least very close to Dukes. They all had pictures of their super-cars, weekend trips to Italian villas, and taking jets to music festivals in Spain.

Some of those old Central and Eastern European petty noble families must be hiding enourmous amounts of wealth. You're telling me their grandparents never hoarded priceless works of art, or set up Swiss bank accounts, then passed it down? It must be like some secret club, too, where all the families know each other, etc. This probably extends to some of those old Italian banking families. You know, the law is a little loose in those parts of the world. Politicans turn a blind eye to Henrich von Whatever's hoard of gold coins in his basement


I mean hell....there are so many missing priceless pieces of art, and shit like all the lost Nazi Gold or Amber Room as recently as WW2, that I bet it just stashed in some aristocrat's castle cellar.

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try a different browser

virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=AKlSwdBU4M0

just home from a (shit) night out in my local town

I dont mind going out in a city but my god does anyone else find it completely dull going out in their local town? Fucking awful, running into a couple mongs you barely knew in school and people with no style, no cop on. The music is terrible and the club selection is small AND shit

accurate

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my twitter was linked here on several occasions in the past but not for a long while when you followed me randomly
did you maybe find me from 'the /brit/ archive'? they only follow me and you
twitter.com/britarchive/following

I didn't do this because I'd just be annoyed if it worked but since we appear to be all in this together I'll give it a go.

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t. ahmed

All mosques and Muslim centers in Europe need to be destroyed and non-citizens should be removed.

the only really bad posters are the few leftymongs and the emma yank
schizo gets annoying too when he goes off the rails

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Posting my best get

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what are they going to call modern art in 200 years?

I don't remember exactly but I think you were recommended to me as someone to follow on twitter.
yeh it works on chromium, how frustrating. I'll look into it more after coffee.

Dad wants to adopt a black baby

Haven't seen the emma yank for ages, seems like he's only on early in the morning. Will add him to my filter if he starts going off.

on the first day of christmas my good friend's brought to me a song and a christmas tree

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what coffee la? some good thailandish shit?

Tell him no niggers allowed in the house.

the last remaining remnants of the white race being raped and tortured

Three potential outcomes will happen

1. Whites are extinct by then and nobody bothers recording history anymore

2. Our historians call this period a massive age of degeneracy and try to ignore it

3. All humans will be extinct by then

embarrassing

Oi! it goes:
On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Partridge in a Pear Tree

the ''''lefties'''' in /brit/ go on autistic tirades ruining a thread tbf
they just wind rorke up for a laugh
forget politics, as far as banter goes, leftypol have a humorous upperhand over rorke

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Was only talking about pic related mate
No need to get your knickers in a twist

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played at a wedding tonight and they decided they wanted me to play outside, had to retune my guitar every 5 minutes

no they just spam rotke take your medd

mental how public signs are written in chinese in canada

fair enough, do you know who i am? if your /brit/ personality knowledge is on point then it's pretty much identfiable

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you will not approve but I've become addicted to these.

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to /brit/!

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oo wee oo i look just like buddy holly

cokelad?

that song is so kawaii

Whoms't should i wank to?

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and it's justifiable
just the look at the spelling in your post, maybe rorke's took a bit too much of his meds?

never understood this

fucking idiots

And gamers everywhere!

Cool, I play guitar too
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im lying down typing with one hand and drunk

is that a... can?

sad

I can only laugh at these now

They do have it over rorke but they rarely post anything original or funny it's always just basic recycled bait

Valentina Nappi
Cathy Heaven or Aletta Ocean
Victoria Summers or Jasmine Jae
Phoenix Marie or Ava Addams

nah, i'm a lad that does coke but not the cokelad
shan't be giving any more hints as you've proved your personalities isn't up to scratch
although most of your /brit/ time is in yank hours so you see the worst of this general

I was just a joker in a serious game
I Didn't have the Heart to play
But sooner or later
I'll find a reason to throw it away
Risin' on the crest of a natural wave
That Never seems to break my way
I'm livin' without it
But I got to Do something about it

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yeh it's a can of iced black coffee. They're convenient in the morning. I'll be spotted with one in hand on the way to the tube.

wish the perverted yank could go one night without posting filth

Finally started performing in public lad?

Aha! This is the collusion Mueller has spent 2 years and millions of tax payer dollars trying to find!

idk mate, as you said I'm here in the off hours.

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alri

And Fuck niggas

shut up cunt that's our culture

because we don't need to, we post enough to make rorke flip his lid and that's not hard

regardless, anyone that's not delusionally biased knows that the so called '''''''leftypol''''''''' posters are winning the war banterwise

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exactly la although i will say i know for definite you are aware of my existence, you just haven't put 2 and 2 together

Did spider man do this?

tbf I don't have much to go on other than the way you write.

*ting ting ting*
Based!

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You gonna give a clue or what

I unironically want to do some racist graffiti in an underpass in the paki area near me
already planned how I would do it, park my car on the other side of the park, run through the park and do the graffiti with a balaclava

reckon it would cause a big stir in local social media

>car
no, a camera somewhere will see your number plate

rate my main card meal

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Owen Jones is gonna FREAK!

Hate cars, we should have trains and trams everywhere.

Where would you even find the spray paint

looks like a dinosaurs diaper

in a shop?

Lads I got a plan...

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Bender

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>diaper
FOY

Saw some stickers around my area that said 'nazi controlled zone' made a cheeky pol thread about it at the time.

you always got a plan dutch

If only there was a website where you could order such things.

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nah there's not that cameras around, potentially from cctv from a house but it would never get traced to that
i would park in a side road and then it's a 15 minute walk to the complete other side of the park to get the underpass
no cameras in the park to track back to me

Yep, I know what you mean I've done similar before, haha. Just curious to see how it is and what they do but obviously social media is only one side of the story and I'd bet many of them don't even bother with social media because I certainly wouldn't. But yeah, I'd bet they have various complicated 'charities' and stuff like that where it's just a huge confusing network of wealth all over the place.
I wouldn't buy flash cars or anything though, maybe a few nice pieces of history like some art as you say, it's more of a peace of mind and freedom that wealth brings, none of that ever interested me but what does interest me is just being able to be 'free' and do whatever you want financially as in you *could* do X or Y if you were so inclined.
Like I said, Ross Ulbricht living in his simple apartment with few possessions but he knows in his mind that at any moment he could just say "Yeah, I'm going to move to X for a while and see what's going on", etc. Or even just living there but having some priceless artwork on the wall, haha. Just cool to think about. Just a certain freedom which I doubt I'll ever experience but it's nice to day dream! Inb4 nary a pixel replies

bizarre reading through girl memes

Why not just use a bike?

alri, be careful then. Hate crimes are srs bsns