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good job

ive been up for like 24 hours(?) pls tell me to go to sleep

OFFICIAL

THREAD

THEME

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this thread is a pedo-free zone

Go to sleep Mohammed

sleep sucks
stay awake

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Thanks for coming. I thought it was gonna be like those news stories where a parent hosts a birthday party for their kid but no one comes so instead firefighters/cops come and bring the kid gifts but in my case not even they would arrive so the parent complains about it on the internet for no one coming.

no permanent harm until at least 3 days probably more

i was falling asleep while jerking off

Stuck guarding merchandise no one wants at work. What should I do?

Sex is gay

Steal

You know what's not gay?
Gently loving your girlfriend because it's her first time and you want it to be nice for her

Masturbate

It really is, if you fucked a fleshlight that other men fucked and nutted inside then you would be gay. But if you do the same with a woman’s pussy you are straight
wtf

Please go sleep

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accidentally burnt my finger today--OUCH! Luckily its my left hand tho

my thread watcher keeps lighting up red as if I have a (You) but when I get here there is no (You) for me

You won’t get any (you)’s from me

EZ """"challenge"""" desu

98154756
Try making good posts more often

this fucking sucks it lights up as a (You) when anyone posts itt

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4859
quite a predicament

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We are based national-socialists now bros
superpower by 2020 :)

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It will be a very comfy sleep

While were on the subject, are my semi-frequent all nighters going to cause me to die early?

>finally home after spending a week away
>can smell my own house
>it smells fucking great

Yes

Just got a match on the ole 'der

Morning

buenas bb

I slept for like 10 hours, fuck me

>tfw no gf to gib pudding #911wasaninsidejob

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cringe

iv been up for over 24 hours! get on my level!

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when im up for a long amount of time i get hallucinations, have you gotten any?

I can't believe George Bush is fucking dead.

yeah but it might be the drugs

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It's the H.W. not the W.

S or F ?????

Love picking boogers tb h. The thick hard slightly moist ones are simply the best

I compulsively smell mine right after picking

kys

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oh wait you already are since your taking drugs LMAO

that feeling when it peals of off the interior of your nasal cavity

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Thoughts?

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same

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Why do I only ever get tinder matches when I super like?

Interesting. I just squeeze mine a bit or roll it between my fingers if it’s a good one

cringe

My memory has been shit lately.
Is it the weed?

>weed
do coke like a fucking adult

Would an employer consider hiring me if I could only work for a month? I have absolutely nothing to do for all of December and I want some pocket money. I'd let them work me like a dog for the whole month.

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Can’t be

yes, weed literally fries your brain but these big corporations dont want you knowing that since the want to sell you weed.

yes, of course

>coke
Shrooms is the modern intectellual's drug of choice.

youtu.be/evqx5HLm9iM

I fucking love daft punk

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Imagine not being attracted to this

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coke's too expensive to do often, even if you have the money you'll be burning through it at an alarming rate

Pretty unattractive

Pleb

I know it was the old(er) one, faggot. But to think I watched the Simpsons' episode where Homer kicks his ass not so long ago, and now he's dead, I thought "Damn".
F. I didn't hate or like the man, and I don't buy into Jow Forums-tier conspiracy shit. So yeah, rest in peace, I guess.

who cares about bush

She literally has jowels. Also, you can only see the side of her face, probably for a reason too..

>another American Imperialist dead
BASED

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He accomplished more than you and all of your lineage combined could ever hope to in any given day of his life. You’re trash, and you always will be.

tits? not a fan
dick? BIG fan

woah dude you owned me
literally crying rn

what a bizarre board /lgbt/ is

All the normal gays like stay away

any bugchaser man in

>normal
>gays
pick one

the only reason i dont go to /lgbt/ is because i always end up sad because of the hon threads, passing trans women, or cute stories

there are healthier trans community spaces desu
I mean I know this is 4channel but it can always get worse right

maybe in the future you´ll have a cute story yourself

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Will be drinking hot coco soon, really looking forward to it

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What are you, 6? LMAO

Has Zando showed up

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svara aldrig på mina brev igen missfoster

lolno

Kavinsky - Nightcall

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anime is gay

MANime is based, you cant refute that

Hello

guys, what is happening?

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what is that

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Mate where is berserk

Is it really you?

Reply to my WhatsApp message

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translation please

who here /drunkplayinvidyatabbintoshitpost/?

>WhatsApp

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so shonen? that is the shitiest of anime desu

gay boi youtube.com/watch?v=hE0nRy_Wato