What are the requirements for a qt slav gf?

Be the President of the United States

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Why you had not posted her nudes photos?

Had no idea she had nudes. Just saw them. She's SMOKING hot.

My respect for Trump just shot up even more than I thought was possible. Man's got fine taste.

money, lots of it, you can even look like a goblin without eye, teeth, you can be full of pimples but if you have money then it is all good. Well there are two exceptions if you are poor. You simply can be black or brown since all slavic girls dream of getting fucked by a wild stranger.

Money to catch their eye, good sex and physical and psychological abuse to keep their hearts after catching their eye.

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>You simply can be black or brown since all slavic girls dream of getting fucked by a wild stranger.

This. Russian women in particular are crazy for bad boys, specially those black dudes who wear gold chains, gold teeth and backwards cap.

This is partly truth, but the main thing are money.

>qt slav gf
No such thing

What you say?

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>tfw

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plz
Russia is flooded with slavettes we would all love to have
maybe you have higher standards because you are so used to them

Just like anywhere else in the world... social intelligence.

>maybe you have higher standards because you are so used to them
This.

>hapa
No
>photoshop
>1000 layers of makeup

OK, i realized

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Serbian girlfriend here, but dated a Polack and a Russian too.

Accept that:
1. You must accomodate to her culture as much as you do to hers, its a tradeoff not an act of politeness.
2. She must visit baka/babushka and the rest of her family at least once a year, denying her this is like denying her her family, and her family will dislike you for it.
3. She will save anything that can be done cheaper in her home country to do it there, such as getting a haircut, buying furniture, etc. So expect her to come back with the most slavic haircut ever and possibly a bunch of chairs.
4. If her mom doesn't like you and doesn't call you her son or any other form of a relative, your relationship is practically over
5. Slav women need a strong man otherwise they'll walk all over you and do whatever the hell they want, western men are seen as prettier to slavic women but also softer and a bit too accomodating to their women.
6. You will be told to learn the language often by everyone except your girlfriend, if you practice a little she'll love you for it.
7. She will want to have kids early unlike western women, and unlike western women "we'll see" doesn't fly.
8. Enjoy listening to slavic music a lot.
9. Time, slavic women are anal about being on time and making sure you'll have seats, and worry over it long before you even get there.
10. There's a stigma towards slavic women dating western men as a means of financial gain, so slavic women tend to feel bad relying on your money even if it's a fair trade. Slavic women also don't always like the idea of a fair trade as it can be seen as not ladylike.
11. Her nephews, uncles, and brothers will not feel bad about breaking your collarbone if you hurt her, you must prove you will not treat her like shit.
12. Nephews are like brothers, enjoy going to birthdays, weddings, babysbowers, and funerals a lot.
13. Her mom will visit often.

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>had realized

>The Slavic woman is a Tatar

AHAHAHHA Russians accepted their Tatar ancestry, finally.

>Tatar
You fucking mad. Where you had seen Tatar?

>are

Uhhhh... 9gag claimed that her mother was a tall blonde blue eyed Russian woman and her father was a Japanese businessman, but it's a myth. She is just a disgusting Tataroid.

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I don't see proofs

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As a Russian girl i can give you step by step recommendations:
1. Be black or brown;
2. Your dick should be 19 cm minimum;
3. Your annual income should be about 500 thousand dollars;
4. You must obey my parents
5. You should also have Tesla (for me, of course).

Poor white guys with little please pass by. Thank you

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>Slavs
>Not obsessed with Germanic cock

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