/brit/

It's just because of movies. Most Americans don't ever meet British people in real life.

say it lil nigga see if I don’t squeeze it make sure yo kids don’t grow

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fitting really

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leafs are milquetoast americans

I visited the UK from norf to souf and literally all the girls had gigantic forehead and fried straight hair with no bangs but worn up like scene girls used to mid 2000s

What’s up with that

supposed to move all of my stuff out of uni before 10AM today

but its pouring with bloody rain
for fucks sake

me?

Personally I couldn't care less what any foreigner thinks about Canada at all.
Unlike Yanks, who seem pretty desperate for European validation.

cut a canadian and a yank will bleed

Welcome to life as an adult you spoiled brat

Have you seen ought of my bonny lad?
Are you sure he's well-o?
He's gone o'er land with a stick in his hand,
He's gone to row the keel-o.

this political language you mention is so blatant in its hollow nature that I'm honestly surprised anyone can stomach it sincerely.
deep down I think everyone is just rolling their eyes and doing it lip service out of a desire to be "moral" rather than any actual belief
the very idea of an "incel threat" just seems completely manufactured to me anyway. its just one of these incredibly vague diagnoses which confused young people are sort of corralled into by whatever social figures only to have rubbish thrown at them as if they were animals in a third world zoo.
I don't believe in it as a genuine thing at all.

Cut a virgin kiwi and he....cries probably.

Why didn't you do it the day before?

Wor lass

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yanks of a feather

Fuck OFF schizo you aren’t hard

new england lives in the shadow of new york

fuck off

>fush and chups bru

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>his entire country is essentially centered in two small cities being bought out and rented back to them by chinks

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yeah hard out

>deep down I think everyone is just rolling their eyes and doing it lip service out of a desire to be "moral" rather than any actual belief
I don't know about this but I think it's so controlled by what they encounter in media or on the internet (which for normies is barely any edgier than broadcast media thanks to facebook etc) that if the control of the media or the direction they wanted to push changed, the socially accepted "norms" would change very thoroughly and very rapidly.

If Incels had the balls to be a threat they wouldn't be virgins.

yank banter
dire

mum works during the week full time, she was only able to come and bring the car on a saturday (i cant drive because i am too poor for insurance)

rise and grind gamers lets get this bread

Shut up mother fucking faggot cocksucker nigger bitch suck my penis you fucking pussy
-cody

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who is this white, british female?

they go with it because having a relationship with a real person in any sort of genuine way makes you vulnerable and requires some sort of effort as opposed to doing nothing forever.
these are also the same people who's lives often revolve around a "fandom" of some sort and all their personal connections revolve around it as well rather than any real familiarity with each other.

Reminder that this is the Australian you’re talking to in /brit/

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Understandable, but hopefully you've got everything packed and she gets there at a time you will be able to get everything out by 10.

...

Got my coffin picked out lads
Its got handles to lower me smoother
My gravestone only has minimum typos

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ah good, so you don't believe in that cringeworthy memewealth thing then.

Ocean poo, doesn't need to be flushed dudu come poo with me and you will understand

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>Unlike Yanks, who seem pretty desperate for European validation.
That's definitely leafs though.
>g-guys I'm not American i swear!
>look i hate americans too xD

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> having a relationship with a real person in any sort of genuine way makes you vulnerable and requires some sort of effort
not necessary to get laid

I still have a hard time believing that even the most die hard people take this stuff 100% seriously, its always done out of some alternative motive (good or bad) or desire to be an upstanding moral person, or desire for power/athority/belonging, anything of this nature.

people don't have beliefs or ideals anymore, these are a relic of the past and anyone who does is a complete throwback and treated as such. at most people might "do the dance" and mimic what people who DID have ideals in the past did, as if by ritual re-enactment they could make it come alive, just like the Eucharist.

having sex with a person does require effort and does put you in a sort of vulnerable position.
being an asexual polyp is easier

#enjoy such moments of life. It makes you mature up
m.youtube.com/watch?v=s4urM0Gl72Q

Personally I'm an advocate for the balkanization of this country.

Don't shoot me Santa Clause
I've been a clean living boy
I promise you, did every little thing you ask me to
I can't believe the things I'm going through

oof

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accept your cookies you fucking weirdo

>moortugal

The die hard people believe things seriously, but more often than not it's because they need to believe something and what they believe is what's on offer to them. Even the more cynical ones believe it in the sense that believing it lets them live a certain lifestyle.
That's the illusion of democracy, that what normal people say and think matters, and that politics should be one big discussion until everyone is convinced of the one rational truth, whereupon the world will have all its jagged edges slot right into place.
Truth is politics is decided by interests, and the beliefs of common people insofar as they are necessary to make "democracy" work don't actually pre-exist, they're manufactured and instilled in the people by powerful interests so as to create the social conditions that people believing what they're needed to believe will result in.

Britain is cringe tbqh

don't like it?
fuck off
simple as

In contrast to your opinion I think most incels are too hung up on a picturesque, overly idealized sense of things.
Look at the way they act on here
>I DESERVE A GFFFF
>NORMIES REEEEE
>m-m-muh tik tok qt
They're so angsty and thirsty. Hardly asexual.

>Kundal Pradhan, of Auckland, went into a Farmers store where he placed his phone in a sports bag with the camera pointing up and the zip open, a court document said.
>He then moved behind a woman and attempted unsuccessfully to record a video up her skirt.
>The victim did not realise what had happened, but store security noticed and reported Pradhan to the police.
>He pleaded guilty and was convicted by Judge Keith de Ridder, who said the offending was a "completely intrusive attempt to make intimate recordings of females".
>It was "quite deliberate, planned and premeditated offending", he said.
>But Pradhan's lawyer, David Dickinson, appealed the case to the High Court in Auckland in October, asking for a discharge without conviction.
>Justice Christian Whata this month upheld the appeal.
>Dickinson said Pradhan had lost his job in the days after the conviction was entered, Justice Whata's judgment said.
>"There is some speculation however as to whether the conviction contributed to the termination of employment, because Mr Pradhan was already subject to a redundancy offer."
>Justice Whata said it was necessary to consider the potential impact of that on Pradhan and his family.
>"The undisputed evidence is that he and his wife are not currently able to meet their monthly living costs."
>Pradhan and his wife emigrated to New Zealand in 2009 and are both citizens, while his parents recently emigrated under their sponsorship.
>Justice Whata did not explore the immigration implications of conviction.
>"But, with the added burden of his sponsorship of his parents, the consequences of conviction for Mr Pradhan could be very significant."
>"I am satisfied the consequences of conviction are out of all proportion to the offending – that is, an isolated, untargeted, unsophisticated, and fleeting attempt at an intimate video recording."

Fuck this country and the smelly unemployed indian pervent immigrants that bring in their smelly unemployed parents it protects

Democracy is not for me

>politics should be one big discussion until everyone is convinced of the one rational truth

Found the hebrew

Felt cute, might delet later

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I'm disagreeing with that belief. I think if it were removed people could have an actual rational discussion about what politics is.

New gimmick: making good posts in /brit/

It's just rain you arrogant student

regretting last night's paki pizza

>this is what grandpa smoked jerries for

birth of an anglo

>paki pizza
Elamo

not off to a good start

Is paki pizza better than Italian pizza

What’s the difference? Not just between the pizza really but between pakis and Italian.

My dad was 27 when the soviet union collapsed
My mom was 22

HATE wogs
LOVE pakis

Paki pizza > wog bog, simple as

pakis are just italians with lighter skin

nonce

I NEED a jeopardy gf NOW

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I don't think people are cynical, they believe these things but they have no faith in them and think that just endlessly performing these social roles will make it true. its also why people are so eager to pigeon hole themselves into these sorts of set roles so that they can easily understand and interact with one another in the chaos that is modern society.
I think this is also the motivation behind conspiracy theorists. the issue then in a lot of people who just do things out of a vague utilitarian sense rather than any sincerity.

like can you even think of the last time you heard someone speak, or saw any object of communication/media and thought that it was totally sincere?

Lost 5000 gold coins

It's still funny

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far better joke for you

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Now imagine what total war in our time would look like in a city like this.

is this portuguese jeopardy or are you just an npc bandwagoning /tv/ memes

Wouldn’t look like anything would it?
Just a miasma of shite, just like you

Stuck a nerve did i?
The latter

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>its also why people are so eager to pigeon hole themselves into these sorts of set roles so that they can easily understand and interact with one another in the chaos that is modern society.
Very true.

>like can you even think of the last time you heard someone speak, or saw any object of communication/media and thought that it was totally sincere?
Well, if we're only talking mainstream media or normie-friendly online mass media, then I honestly can't recall. But that raises the question of whether the media is an accurate representation of what's going on. Do you only see insincerity on the media because it's the media filter, or do you think that reflects on how people live their lives outside of when they're performing for the camera?

No it's just banter innit

Well

yeah those threads are pretty fun

thing about yank women is that they all want to mutilate baby genitals so stay the fuck away from them even if they are cute

i wanna be a black bull

>they all want to mutilate baby genitals so stay the fuck away from them even if they are cute
I hear the yank doctors do it by default too, and often don't listen to the parents or communicate their wishes down to the snipper.

My mom was pretty cute and she didn't cut my dick, in fact it was her idea not do have it done.
#notallyanks

yeah there was that florida woman who lost custody of her son because she wouldn't get him circumcised

youtu.be/1kcJb250dzc

my penis is
1. more attractive
2. longer
3. thicker

How is this British culture?

And it takes a lot for a woman to lose custody, so that speaks to how highly the yankish establishment values Jewish penis mutilation rituals.