/brit/
Fuck anglos
NEWCASTLE
JAAAANNNNNYYYYYY
fuck white people and fuck trump
>I want to marry an Asian!
I want Emma Watson to plop a brown log right in my mouth.
come in, anonymous. i won't waste time reading your resumé . in 50 seconds or less expalin why we should hire you.
any nigger faggot cunt bitch whore rotten asshole shit fucking piss drinking idiot low iq gook chink kike aids paki bastard retard twat tranny gay slut lads in?
If you don't hie me, I'll detonate the pipe bomb under your chair
im also reading that one
it's a mockumentary lad, it's fake, sorry to burst your bubble, although i do agree asian women are pretty damn psychotic
*cracks open a beer and puts my feet up on your desk*
Because I fucking said so.
having eggs for breakfeast lads
is this from the last /cum/ meetup
Had a bit of the ol’ ‘how’s yer father’ with the fwb last night. Made me wear a Johnny though so it was like playing snooker with a bit of rope.
Blew my beans in her yapper as revenge
hatiANUS
no
I can’t get properly hard if wearing a condom
doubt
I've been called that before but don't even know who he is
any anime friends here
The GF isn't actually annoyed at me. That's a relief.
think my gf of 6 years fucked her ex a few months back, might an hero
poos, willies, fannies, and such
new
somewhat
What sort?
anyone else /struggle to make eye contact/ here
The weird thing about getting a gf is that it just sort of happens. It's not really the amazing moment people seem to think. You just move into a new way of living.
a sort of omelette. 4 eggs, olive oil, butter, tomato, onions and mushrooms. tasted pretty good
look at the space between their eyebrows
That's a lot of grub for brekkie.
4channel's first downtime wew
needs a few more eggs and some red meat in there, 3/10 a child's breakfast
I'm a big boy and very active so I try to get as many calories as possible
based
Need Emma Watson to spread her butt cheeks and fart near my nose.
An Argentine news channel has come under fire for displaying an image of the Simpsons character Apu as Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi arrived in Buenos Aires.
.......when can you start
Oi, chai wallah, bring me some tea
what should i get me old man for christmas
going for a hair cut
terrified as usual
*makes direct, unblinking eye contact with you*
>youtube.com
What will you do when the PLA lands on british shores? Me? Why being a Mao Zedong man i'll be the first to welcome them
go to an autism friendly barbers
What the best way to get work if I have no work experience?
Drug dealing
What a beautiful flag you have
If I want to work, I need experience working
a nice book or a hooker
I own several, but this one is my personal favorite.
I thought completing a Cert III would make me more employable but it didn't
I was until I realised it was because they've all read about evading eye contact being an autistic symptom.
Now I either talk to the part in their hair to ensure maximum fake aspie points or play the staring game myself and usually win at it.
Fast food toil
*breaks the 4th wall*
*breaks the glass ceiling*
retail
warehouse
fast food
call centre
hotel work
bar work
removals
manual labour
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,--
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
pick asparagus
Love wanking
IPTV on my SMART is awesome.
Literallt every channel reliably arriving in my lounge for £10 a month. Including the fight tonight.
Based.
I've applied to Red Rooster and Dominos but I haven't got any work experience
I applied for a job as a fruit packer but I didn't get the job
friends
Why is Oxford so highly accredited if it doesn’t even have a department of poo nigger studies?
Based, how many do you have
>The search backend is currently unavailable.
what are these pricks playing at, it's practically never online
Respect my pm
What are you searching for on there?
No, he's an islamophobic racist
ah, an aged deano
Employment isn't easy to come by nowadays
Phone -> Usb C to USB -> USB to ethernet -> Ethernet to wall.
How I'm getting internet right now lads.
no. I actually make sure to maintain eye-contact to the point I lose track of what people are even saying half the time
something so beta about not making eye-contact 2bh
Like 5 I think
think i could only ever do doggie. would get too self conscious shagging a girl face to face
He is cucked to the slims
Literally cannot believe Noel was evicted first
We should have an annual chav cull with big prizes for the most blood soaked council house rent books recovered by the hunters.
you could probably find usb-c to ethernet and cut out one stage
got a bit of a small dick myself lad
never had a problem
Listening to the Veronicas lads.
trying to muster up the courage to lose the virginity to an escort
got me mum a blanket for xmas
I wish nurses would keep their mouths shut
Haven't shagged the gf yet and don't know how to approach the fact I have herpes. Dunno how she'll react or what the etiquette is about it.
put a sock in it
nah imagine being face to face breathing at each other and making eye contact. makes me nervous
If you haven't shagged her, she's not your gf
bit grim, how old are you? might be worth putting yourself out there first and actually trying to shag a normal girl
Listening to Blink 182 lads.
hundreds if not thousands of farts have been let out into my chair, and it has retained seemingly all of them
Thoughts on Indonesia?