/aeg/ - Anti-England General: first edition

Post your memes about angl*id DOGS and british """culture""" in general, and have a laugh at the most decadent country in the world.

Irish, Welsh, Scottish and Americans are also welcome to post, as are colonials who hate Engl*nd, the "british empire" and beady eyes full of lies.

NOT welcome: angl*id DOGS

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Hey lads how's it going

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Not great, but I know how to make it better
*POP, POP*

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Let's start with the """english""" language, which is a made-up variation of Scots imposed upon England by it's medieval French overlords who colonized it - and didn't even speak engl*sh untill the 16th century. LOL

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How many brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two! One to screw it in, and the other to get the light maintenance license!

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funny little monkey fella speaks english
ian come have a look at this

Says the inbred fella

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It's a Germanic language mixed with Old French. The other words and just loanwords.

why is this funny little monkey fella obsessed with us of all people
what goes on in his funny little monkey bran

>funny little monkey bran
brazil's national cereal