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>When girls see my willy
edition

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cara

boga

yeah
nahhhh actually not he turned out alright though

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arry

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based and rosepilled

can hear the monday toilbells in the distance

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you sound like a cunt

>enable adobe flash player
nice try

*puts on a proper choon*
right on haha right on

dick is pretty small lads but I've got a big heart

Gentlemen...a toast!

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got expelled for using a make shift flame thrower (can of lynx and a lighter) to torch this fat lasses hair on the school drive haha

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After an awkward silence, Mugabe said, ”Once [Trump] is your president, you’ll wish you’d been friendlier to me,”

are you real swedes?

alone

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he is a Sami, I am a real proper sven

HOLY MOTHER OF PENG

post viking battle axe

very nice chebs for a chubbster

a Toast!

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fucking reunion tour WHEN

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I'll be moving to england in a year or two, what city would you recommend living in?

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Putting the old Xmas tree up later on today

my gf looks like a white Jorja Smith

Gf tried to make me wear a condom last night so I chinned her (I was pissed) now her housemate is threatening to call the police

Can you self teach boxing?

posting the gf

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gonna have to say manchester based on that I know absolutely nothing about england

might say the n-word

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dua china

she's fat

not a fan of plastic trees.

real tree gang.

Fuck buckfast!

>closed mouth
>assymetric mong

kek absolutely exposed

>Ay Fury...I'ma fuck yo bitch cracka"

Holy BASED

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The ‘pool

if you want to be around other irish people just google whatever the poorest city in england is

>It's nearly Christmas and you have achieved absolutely nothing since this time last year

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nottinghams a craic lad

Only just made it home from the one night stand’s
Half the day gone
Toil on the morrow’s morrow

Can't accept that family members will actually die

Not even close to them but I reckon I'd just collapse mentally

nottingham mentioned

need niggers out of business

not without someone to spar with
best thing about boxing clubs is just having a variety of people who want to spar so its not like you're always with the same person

how's the preparation for /gf2019/?

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grandparents are dying all around the world and nobody's doing anything about it

Fury will win and then KO Joshua

yes

London obviously you clown

exeter

Got bullied once

>Older kids try and harass me every time I walk past the baseball park
>Knock me down and steal my pokemon cards
>Tell my brother about them
>I wasn't able to see it myself, but the talk around the neighborhood was that my brother went to the park at night and beat them up so bad that they thought he was some crazy adult
>Heard he put one of them in an armlock and threatened to make it so that he'd never be able to play baseball ever again
>Next time they see me, they give me back my pokemon cards and call me stuff like "big guy" and "little champ"
>Everyone at school was all like "Wo-hoah! Remind me not to mess with your brother!"

Feels Good Man

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if anything I've gone backwards, I lived with my long term gf last year and now I live alone and have a fwb

brexit is hitting me hard

Thanks for the tip lad, unfortunately I wasn't enough of a scumbag to get into australia

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Tyson Fury will win. Simple as.

bodger an badger
bodger an badger
naa naa naa na na
naa naa naa na na

MENTIONED.

dua lipa is very beautiful

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a post i will not be reading

this is oxford bender's ff after she mouths off to him

ayup lads

4,2,3,1,5

What's the night life like there?

just realized that skinny girls are unnatural and you need to chase fatter girls
fat girls are fertile and can survive the winter whereas a skinny girl will surely perish in the cold
so skinny girls are unhealthy

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Get a grip you fucking ponce
Absolute state

the 'dinbruh is PENG this time of year

Ass is flat tho

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top tier to be fair like i catch the train in on a sat night and the first thing i can smell is coke in the air, statistics show women outnumber men so theres plenty of fanny to have at as well (and its cheap, the drinks not the fanny)

Imagine being French

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wish my parents werent so racist theyd disown me if i were to bring home a girl like her

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want to kiss her softy on the lips and hold her hands

Alri

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any /kino/ lads in?
what you watching?

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peaky blinders

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>family members
do you mean parents or extended family? two of my grandparents died. was 11 when the first one died and it crushed me; couldn't stop crying. her husband died earlier this year and it didn't affect me that much 2bh

What is a President to a King?

Blows my mind that Neil Armstrong actually died

His name was so mythical to me as a child I felt like he must be immortal

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much a gram

me in the back to the left

Game of thrones

macron has to be the cringiest fucker i've seen in a long time

gayboy

Was looking it up there it looks fairly comfy, what's the rent like? It's 5-600 euro just for a room here in dublin

that the Scottish thing on Netflix? my dad said it was rubbish

tiktok compilations

how the fuck do you sit through that? its like a b grade boardwalk empire.

2 4 1 5 3

Whats a King to a God?

depends on the gear but i get proper stomping powder for 40 no problems