looking at you, denmark
>his """"country""""" doesn't have dangerous animals
Levi Cruz
Tyler Nguyen
Denmark has Greenland, which has Polar Bears and sea lions (second one i’m not 100% sure)
Bentley Adams
Why do Scandinavians call these elk?
Are they stupid or something?
Alexander Cox
We are stupid but that has nothing to do with it
Hunter Sanchez
Don’t you know what real elk are?
Elijah Harris
this is
Elijah Clark
They're called Alces alces (hard-C). Everyone in Europe calls these animals some form of 'Elk', it's basically just North America that calls them Moose, which we aped off some Native American language
Aiden Roberts
Bearlets btfo
Alexander Peterson
That’s a moose
Didn’t ask
Blake Wood
a mouse? it's obviously not a mouse, silly american
Jayden Sanchez
Poland doesn't have any dangerous animals.
Denmark has immigrants.
Leo Jones
sweden is BIG
did you know we have T-I-G-E-R-S?
Benjamin Diaz
Greenland is Norway though.
Dylan Collins
Christopher King
we have russians and somalis. recently they've become more bold and even venture outside their habitats into towns at nightfall. if met rummaging through trash or with their young they can get aggressive
Leo Ramirez
That's a lynx, you liar
Juan Butler
Do Greenland’s taxes go to Oslo?
No, they go to Copenhagen.
Taxes pretty much always determine ownership
Logan Long
>Greenland
>generating taxes
Michael Lee
Man is the most dangerous animal
I would rather crash into a moose instead of some guy trying to pass on a solid yellow line
Cooper Price
It sends small amounts of shit to Copenhagen which almost immediately gets given back by Copenhagen
Andrew Cook
Well tb h here there are just a few bears and wolves. But they're really rare.
Andrew Baker
Zachary Clark
Every country has the most dangerous animal of all: homo sapiens
Isaiah Anderson
no homos here officer
Jackson Hughes
We have wolves, bears, jaguars, boars, crocodiles, snakes, coyotes, centroamericans, mooses, bisons, sharks, cougars and the most dangerous of all mexicans.
Ian Flores
get laid lmao
Wyatt Stewart
It depends if you mean the Kingdom of Denmark or the country of Denmark.
Gavin Ortiz
We have a wolf here, sometimes.
Very very dangerous!
Easton Price
Yes they're called serbs