Mad how the wife of a king is a queen but the husband of the Queen is a prince.
Bit sexist that innit edition
Mad how the wife of a king is a queen but the husband of the Queen is a prince.
Bit sexist that innit edition
first
unironically this, I read r/japanlife for the keks, it's mostly english teachers struggling to live, don't know why anyone would voluntarily move there tbf, if your company sends you on a pimpin expat package that's all fine
All this talk of bacon and baguettes has struck up quite a fuss in my tummy. Shall be going downstairs promptly to fry 4 slices of bacon and 3 sausages. Once cooked I shall put them into a buttered baguette, splash of malt vinegar and a dash of the finest HP sauce that Tesco has to offer. Will wash it all down with a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. And maybe a müller yoghurt. The strawberry cheesecake one, for desert perhaps
do you autism? yes, (You)
anime
does 4chanx not help with captcha anymore? haven't been on in a while and i'm getting shit captcha
It's only a year. It'll be an experience.
>4chanx
could never get into yoghurts. too weird.
>be NEET
>decide I need to start making money
>build up skills, a portfolio, clients, so i have a decent freelance income and can work anywhere
>just sit at home all day and don't do anything
any normie in this position would be flying all over the world and doing cool shit, not me though, too spastic
>captcha
idk why you'd go to Japan anyway
there's more money in Vietnam and tons of British people here
found one
The problem I've heard is low pay combined with horrendous working hours due to the culture. The whole point of being an English teacher abroad should be that you earn a premium in return for the inconvenience to you for living away from your home country. If you're not then it hardly seems worth it.
>youtube.com
Me? Why yes I'm a Communist Party of China man, how did you know?
Think my flatmate I shagged 4 days ago is in love with me
I'm a massive racist and anti-semite but there is genuinely nothing I hate more than effeminate faggots and homosexuals
Not a clue why I'm posting this here but it must be stated
need to update it so it works on 4channel.org
Hmmm yes, the crispy succelent bacon and sausages wrapped up in a fine French baguette smothered in the smoothest of butters. Thinking about the aroma of the vinegar and HP sauce which it will be doused in is already bringing me tears of joy
how did i know? cause u smell of shit and look greasy
Wtf, why does my cock feel like it’s burning on the inside?
China too but its not for everyone
all the good things in japan cost a lot of money, no point going if you're going to be a poor english teacher
plus you have to live with the nonce stigma (which you deserve for being a nonce)
Look at this кoт
fuck
>I'm a massive racist and anti-semite but there is genuinely nothing I hate more than effeminate faggots and homosexuals
>Not a clue why I'm posting this here but it must be stated
when are going back to Australia, Turt
very skeptical since seeing that thread
lots of contortion of the body means she's probably frumpy as fuck
Happens to me sometimes after wanking
I'm in Australia flag is fucked
>>build up skills
such as?
Why are all young MAGApedes so short and skinny?
I don't wear MAGA hats like a cringy sperg
squeezing my hog
Ahaha, how amusing, great joke comrade, however I must disagree. To be a member of the party one must be well-groomed, highly educated and professional at all times.
More information for you here comrade : scmp.com
the so-called scran
hooting
couple of digs
Bard here again lads. Ready to do some more songs if you'd like me to xx
mixed fruits has so much sugar I could chew it
He was already a prince, same with Albert.
any paizuri in this?
>i'm not a racist
me on the bottom
how's life in prison paddy
>baguettes
never a fan of these
bread should be soft
is this the thread dedicated to the discussion of Britain and British culture???
>already a prince
Gave up all of his titles didn't he?
baguettes are soft bread
Might start wearing a suit everywhere me
my deal or no deal
why try so hard to convince people you're not gay
There should be a Pepsi alternative without any sugar in it. Pepsi zero if you like
great with a spicy tomato-based dinner though. would only drink 1 or 2. not just cause they're too sweet but cause they're pricy af too
had this on the hard drive for a while been meaning to watch it
theresa may is a fucking idiot
love me a cut of a baguette with cream cheese, omelette, onions, and liver pate
Have been thinking myself for ages of making an acoustic ep about being a neet even wrote a song for it. Something that hopeless lads like me could relate to
Can't be bothered though haha and I still don't feel technically good enough since I want to make it kind of folksy with some nice fingerpicking but still not quite got good at fingerpicking yet. also remembered I'm a shite singer
what film is it
Stop posting my gf
really need a bf lads, so lonely
Me? What do I eat? A man of my calibre and stature only eats the finest British pork on offer. Thick, juicy smoked back bacon and only the finest British sauages cooked to perfection wrapped up in a traditional French loaf (baguette), smothered in rich butter that spreads like velvet with a nice blanket of the tangy HP sauce and a dash of malt vinegar.
Posted a picture of myself in a suit on Instagram (not posing, just happened to be wearing one when the photo was taken from me) and it got liked by 40% of my followers, including MANY women. They simply can't get enough of suits desu
knight of cups
mum told me to stop swearing. have been swearing at my computer while reading software engineering job descriptions
lol
Stop posting my arthoe gf
>lol
EFTA
F
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no they're not
they're always crusty and hard
pictures taken by the japanese gf
actually dislike drumpf and didn't vote for him so find a different image to hat me with pls
ayo HOL UP
This is my favourite turtle pic
ah, hello Commander T'Pol, glad you could make it
you already hate yourself enough white guilt cuck
>He doesn't like to feel the HP sauce and Vinegar sting his cut gums after biting through a Baguette
Are you even British, my friend?
Right sorry somebody has to say it. FUCK OFF YANKS
why are you reading job descriptions on a saturday you right sad act lol
on the outside only, inside is soft and sweet
please don't tell me you consider the yank shit as bread
toilberg knows no mercy
>you already hate yourself enough white guilt cuck
reckon i've never seen a /brit/ thread where drumpf has not been mentioned in a single post