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dreary saturday’s

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Just had 8 peanuts for breakfast
Down to 121lb

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My gf sucked my 5.8 inch dick this morning

I already do most of these throughout the year frick off desufam

to the women in here
I have a hard dick you know

please suck my dick women of this thread
Ineed my dick sucked

The anti-American hapa poster from California is a girl, so ask her

Post your penis
I need to see it before I do anything

i miss usa (in fact, the best country in the world) desu

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>got 45 dollars on blizzard account
>can't use it to buy tokens because the in-game shop isn't available in the starter edition
jesus blizzard

just woke up but i would still eat that rn regardless

why that bread tho

to unclog the meat from your throat

new president dabbing live on everyone rn

tfw you get convinced you're wrong but then you realize it's actually everyone else who is wrong

Baseado y rojopileado

America citizens...

Malaysia...

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qt

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por que estan contando?

What is that white mass? Looks like jewish salad: cheese, garlic and eggs.

I hate winter
my hands get so god damn dry it's like i'm an old guy

mashed potatoes

Getting that TF2 itch again

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coconut oil or just moisturize in general

NEED
BROWN
GF

they look really shook,
is AMLO really gonna fix things?

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taking my third shit of the day lads

are you a chicano?

si

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Are you sweden sweden? How can you need brown gf if you live in country of yellowheads goddesses?

hapy december

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I'm not your lad, guy.

yes im Sweden Sweden.
Meh, dont care for "yellowheads" desu, i want a brown wife with a personality etc.

I'm not your guy, lad. :D

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good lad

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today's not dreary, it's a great day. george hw bush died. one less war criminal president tbqhwyl

I applied for a job over the summer and only just yesterday finally got a rejection email

Already got one, rolled up in my left hand
Pussy on my mind, tighter than a headband
Kush in my lungs, got ganja in my sweat glands
This shit I'm on, better than the next strand
Than the next strand, better than the next strand
She head down, booty poppin' in a handstand
I shine bright, I'll give your girl a slight tan
I make that pussy whistle like the Old Spice man
I don't even understand, why she'd ever want a man
If she ever throw it, I'd catch it like a cornerback
Like a cornerback, that's an interception
You think I give a fuck, that's a misconception
Oh what a night, oh what a night
The roof is on fire, so what? I'm high
I said, oh what a night, oh what a night
Yeah she a bad bitch, all jokes aside

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isn't she like 14

> AMLO is pro-NEET
Fucking B A S E D

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>can't find a brown wife in Sweden
Must not be trying. I recall talking to 2 "Swedish" girls (Somali and Iraqi) on interpals and I only used that shit for a few days

I wanted to say that there is nothing happy in this month but then i remembered about New Year. I like those 2 week until New Year.

Those breaats are way too big.

kys parasite

sorry ur parents never raised you right

Hey trust me, i will find a brown wife sooner or later

what do you mean?

december is the ahppiest month of the year

No thanks, buddy

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Can i pick up some yellowhead sweden girl in this case? If you don't need it then one is free at least.
Oo, we'll give birth to many children who'll go to England on ships-dragons to invade it.

why? because of Christmas?

25 days till christmas, buds

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INVESTIGATE BUILDING 7

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Do you watch Home Alone at this holiday?

sure go for it

because of all the decorations

my family used to watch Christmas Vacation

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> AMLO calling out /cum/
B A S E D

i got into this mindset that i need *all* dlc for something to be playable. i know that's not true but if i don't have everything i feel like i'm missing out on something. i'm the ideal consumer.

I have lliterally never bought DLC for any game
Fuck that I already payed for it

i have that mindset
but it's okay because of creamAPI

Yeah Chevy could make wind in those times.

I wonder how that feels

Based Chevy. How you doing today, fren?

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VIVA MÉXICO

Not really good, i've got horrible disease, and now i'm sitting in front of monitor and suffer.

I’m sorry, fren. What are your symptoms?

It's like some one put boiled water in my throat.

take a ginger shot, it usually helps

so is PES really dissolved? what happened to that party?

i dont know what it is, my man.

Sounds terrible. Get some rest.

a drink with alot of ginger in it

My poop smells really bad

ow, ok, i'll try it, thanks.

hmm... must be poopy butt disease

ale

Quit eating processed foods

Just ate a cookie
My mom gave me a big ol' box of homemade cookies this thanksgiving
They're pretty tasty

Fill in the blank:
Traps are ______ gay

Very

arguably not gay

I brute force all the safe combinations in Dishonored because I'm too lazy to look for where its written and dont want to look up the location either because that feels like cheating

might as well be cheating
gonna get some coffee

Traps aren't gay and disagreeing is transphobic

wat

thoughts on transgender people in the military, should they be allowed or not?

no reason to not have em