Are the Canadians chill irl?

are the Canadians chill irl?

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in my experience yes. They apologize and cuss a lot. It's like punctuation

i am canadian

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what is "canada dance"

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I got quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became a sport to me. For those interested here is your best strategy. first, find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest, that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good, get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread within a few feet of you. Use judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lone and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. Wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

I'd like to think so. The Quebecois can be kinda rude to Anglos but I don't think they have any beef with you Japs.

>The Quebecois can be kinda rude to Anglos but I don't think they have any beef with you Japs.
I've repeatedly seen Québecois de Souche old men yelling 'Heil Hitler', 'Go Back to Your Country', etc at roving groups of East Asians in Montréal. Resentment against foreigners is pretty strong.
(see: 'vote ethnique' during the referendum, among other things)

they're like americans but quieter. they can be a bit passive aggressive, but i wouldn't say they're impolite

None of the girls here are as cute as leaf girl..

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Yes i have met relatives from Canada and the states and the canadians were less over the top in every regard.

me too

NS: Drunk sadbois
QC: Countryside very nice, montreal's full of asshats
North: Nobody lives there
AB: Rich, wannabe muricans
SK and MB: Weird prairie people and natives
ON: The canadian everyone knows in south ontario, rural farm lads in north
BC: VERY rich people, asians, as an east asian probably would be your best bet to come here.
NB: Based, only multilingual province
NL: weird accent, nicest people, nobody lives in labrador
PEI: Potato, Anne, your aunt probably had a wedding here.

>he doesn't know the difference between Manitoba and Saskatchewan

God I wish that were me

there is one? is it relative level of natives or something?

>Millk in a bag

Never seen a bag of milk in my entire life. Dumb meme.

Fuck Canada and Fuck Canadians.
Anyone who isn't European, Syrian or Japanese is disposable by default.

Why are canadians polite in person, but absolute shitheads online?

Canadians, along with Australians and Kiwis are honorary Europeans.
>Syrian
What.

Jow Forums Canadians are the losers of the population who never go outside to actually talk to people. It's two mostly separate groups.

Yeah because you probably live out west, it's really popular in Ontario and everywhere east of it

why are yanks shitheads both online and in person

>are the Canadians chill irl?

nope. they just like to ignore the real world and hide themselves behind fake smiles and ignorance.

This Canadians are polite usually, they aren't nice unless you're in trouble or something
Odds are you're gonna get chirped or a polite cold shoulder if you start getting too friendly with people you don't know
This is for normies btw not autists and uni students

i dont know lol

The only canadians I ever met were 50 year old grandmas with annoying cat lady accents

>its popular in the worst place of all of Canada

Really makes you think.