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*Gives you the gf you deserve* edition

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I deserve a gf

fuck drumpfth and FUCK wh*te people

I will be giving a white woman my BCC VERY SOON

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fuck you ((((dane))))

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Me? I'm a fucking loser with no friends and an awful job yet I've lost my virginity

i just gave you one....

me but with the v card

Is she an America-hating leftist from California?

Shut the fuck up schizo freak

This but with a bf

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die faggot

Going to be switching doctors soon as I have had the same one my entire life and desire one more adult oriented.
She is young and cute, how do I prevent getting a boner when she examines my cock?

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literally me

Female doctor examined my dick without gloves when I was a kid

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sad lad

can you die faggot?

This is a lie. you wouldn't be gay

>african american gamers

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I realized I do not know where to go to find the white gf
Where do white women like to go?

Should I blind buy this boys.
what are some good winter fragrances

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Crouton

She called it a puberty check she would ask me to drop my pants then feel around my dick kind of like a hernia check but no turn your head and cough, it was very awkward and I eventually got my mother to switch me to a different doctor

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Based Kevin Durant

What makes you think you ""deserve"" anything? What have you ever accomplished? What is your worth to this world, no, what even is your worth to the small social circles you surround yourself with? Not very much, I bet.

Oh my god please die just die

I DESERVE A GF

I want to ejaculate inside a German female with a small chest and large arse

Why does this schizoid keep responding to me?

I'm sure there are plenty of girls who haven't done jack shit that can easily pick and choose between potential bfs

>He prefers butts to tits

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If anyone sees any threads made by the avatarfagging female, tell me so I can ask her to marry me
I bet she's cute

fuck off

I bet she likes Asian guys

She said she doesn't like guys but I can convince her otherwise

She's lying, all women are bisexual

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Just came to this

they like education

don't care

/cum/ is a noporn general

>lesbian porn

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I kinda care

I will make sure to ask her about her sexuality if I see her again

didn't ask

>Western porn

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I deserve a Californian gf

t. loli hentai watching pedo

Too bad, lesbian porn is based
Dicks and grunting males are replaced with more vaginas and grunting females, which is very hot

where's the japanese version of this with story

Where the fuck is my gf

start by moving to california
you'll need an H1-B and job so brush up on your webdev skills

I also watch JAV and a bit of AMWF

Karlie Montana alone is hotter than any Japanese porn star

Dude I don't watch JAV for the females, I watch for the Japanese men.

I'm going to marry the anti-American girl for my visa

brainlet

doubt it

I bet she's cute and really nice
I hope her hair is dyed pink or blue

>Dude I don't watch JAV for the females, I watch for the Japanese men.

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GIVE ME MY GF WHERE IS SHE

Sorry I hate niggers

She's outside
Now get out there, fag

I miss my ex
But I can't find a new gf

do you think rdr online will let you have a cattle ranch? that'd be fun

Jewish people smell like poop
Blacks too

I want to play RDR2, but I really don't want to buy a console

>tfw no brit gf

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imagine if we actually had a good game like that

this but for Bloodbor

Jewish women smell like heaven

cant stop singing the shitty new ariana grande song

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Just came to this desu

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Going to have a cum to this

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Ew

I want Ariana to spit on my face

the fuck

This is what I imagine my Californian gf looks like

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How does this have such good sound quality?

the only problem with dating a tranny is that i couldn't tell my parents that the only gf i could ever get was a tranny

Gonna listen to In Too Deep now

what

Join the party, this is the gift of Pori to the world.
youtube.com/watch?v=nNaGws0HXBc

I wonder if this was her post I want my Californian gf to post

yikes

Are you her?
I love you

What the fuck is wrong with Finns?

jelly?

I prefer jam

You're right it's a bit boring I think I'll watch this instead

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spit some ham for these jams because i got the bamfs

Pori seems like a miserable flyover

why does tinder taunt me? before I send the first message, it says, word for word: "five million messages sent in the last hour, you can't even think of one?"
I can't help that I'm autistic

thats very similar to my dick desu

It's the Summer city of Finland.

1. I'm based
2. I'm redpilled

stop consuming pornography you freaks

pics

>*Gives you the gf you deserve* edition
I was just thinking about this earlier; I can't be the only one who honestly believes he has earned and deserves a dainty arm and a leg, can I?

Well, being in the U.S. I know there are many who at least think so about an arm.