/brit/

god just shut up would you
go back to your gay discord servers

£250 in bitcoin right now bro hehe

Death comes for us all.

haha this is cute :3

>w-what do you mean you don't like gross, ugly fake tits? you mist like chinese cartoons then, that's the only possible explanation for not liking things i like
dave really is quite demented

last time i checked there were about 5 regular anons that strangely all live in the Southampton/Solent area

@98191744
don't care how you feel about the quality of my posts lmao

Think Nutbuster could obliterate my bollocks?

Think I see her on blacked raw

I'm still here
I need to use it whilst I save up

This is dave

yeah this is Southampton general

are we?

no
my wife is pure

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that's not dave. dave is a concept too difficult for you to understand

this is a wigan athletic general

i am dave

How?

yeah

Portsmouth > Southampton

it's as simple as that

told the nephew I was getting him red dread whatever its called for christmas

he's gonna love what I ACTUALLY got him

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>gf been over 4/6 previous nights
>rings me as I'm going to sleep saying she could come over after her drinks
>reply indifferently
>she's not coming, sounded a bit moody

Any gf lads, should i want to spend time with her all the time?

tried googling but couldn't find anything

imagine getting so angry at losing an argument in the last thread, you bring it into the next one in an attempt to 'win'
dear oh dear

so dave gets outed after he got upset over his love of fake tits, and then tries to defend himself by screaming dave back.
lmao. busted dave.

our new president is giving a powerfull speech

've

aa.com.tr/en/europe/sweden-says-it-will-sign-un-migration-pact/1319526

bizzare post

>People arguing that they are the real Dave
Lmao, shite thread.

You don't understand dave

O B S S E S S E D

It's definitely dave. you're understanding of what dave is, is flawed because you're new here.

This is the kind of girl that's ugly enough to feel insecure and unwanted but good looking enough that she can find a man quickly to fulfill her and make her feel loved. Probably from a broken home the poor bint, Where'd you meet her on tinder or something

Say you're looking at posts from an old thread in the archive and there's some discussion about something and you're missing some context as it was in the previous thread, sometimes finding the previous thread can be very very tedious so having an easy link there just helps

Typical dave response - get outed as dave then go on the defensive trying to deflect.

once shagged a girl with perky G cups
how is that possible one may ask? well it turns out she was not but 17 years of age

ah too excited cannot sleep

not sure whether i need to sleep before Fury or not

dont look through old posts you nonce

Mathematical computation (basically maths and computer science) at UCL or maths, computer science and a third subject (Russian or philosophy or economics or something) at st Andrews???

Not

dave sperging out shouting dave at himself in the mirror at midnight on a saturday

youtube.com/watch?v=V2Afni3S-ok

come on pajeet so close now

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hmm

No one ever thinks of all the cyber-historians of the future

Dance Studies at UWE

on at 5, though?

No, dave as a concept isn't just meaningless "lol bender" and bradley walsh. Thats the pleb understanding of dave. Real dave is being here at 3am and the guy posts a long winded rant about the EU or cars or the NHS or some really tedious shit and then spends the next 5 threads, hours on end back and forth with sometimes me, and sometimes others. Massive greentext replies and spaced paragraphs

date went really well lads

>giant corporation with thousands of employees
>one autistic swede that likes playing video games and shouting

dudes, i am the real dave

>38 degrees today
just kill me

You're not a virgin if you've had a cheeky wank

That wasn't an option was it you idiot

my friend schizo introduced me to her

What constitutes a wank to be cheeky?

it was only when i was seriously considering killing myself because of the ex that i realized that women are sociopaths. she couldn't care less if i lived or died. even after all the moments we shared i was nothing to her. she moved on faster than a fart in the wind.

>idiot
you're the one doing dance studies mate haha

>it was only when i was seriously considering killing myself because of the ex that i realized that women are sociopaths. she couldn't care less if i lived or died.
and later they wonder why i am a volcel

help if you can

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You only have 4 and half hours of sleep before it starts, I reckon you will oversleep but obviously I don't know how you sleep

Threw away a whole box of codeine as my body can't process it LOL

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could batter this lass easily I reckon

My name is itasha

The act of it alone is cheeky by default

i think you're right, lad

British government to American colonies: “Good to see that you’re doing well chaps, but would you mind slowing down your expansion a bit so that we stop getting dragged into expensive and bloody wars with the Indians? At the very least you could pay a little bit more tax to cover your defence, seeing as you pay on average only 1 shilling per head annually compared to 26 shillings in England. Thanks for listening.”

American colonies: “OYYY VEY dis is like anudda shoa! Muh bubba was taxed 6 million shillings by George III himself we dindu nuffin we need mo acres for dem homesteads” [starts destroying property in a massive chimpout]

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hello itasha

anyonw know what film this is?
think its david tennant

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where do you live

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Are you ready for the Asian century?

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Probably fucked her himself, she looks easy. Reckon I she would let me have a go on her tits for a mcflurry

Then calling it cheeky is redundant.

pewdiepie doesnt play video games anymore he just talks about memes

yes

dave literally sits wanking off over nasty bolt on tits. jesus

my loins are

THIS is the gf I want. Where do I find one?

What are those kind of masks called?

considering a cheeky ‘cide

please dont speak about my wife like this

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there are too many chinese women at my university tempting my loins. sick of it.

Ah yes, so you don't understand what dave is then, you dumb london paki

bolt on tits are hot

london upper middle class sixth forms

god norwegians are such pussies give me their women already

I've got a jaaaaag