Your cunt

>your cunt
>would you date a Mexican drug lord's wife?

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>mfw

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she's thicc though

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no
1. she's an enemy
2. all latinas look like that why would i go after the one where i'll get tortured slowly and painfully if i even look at her

Yes, then I'd join the rival cartel where cucking their enemy guarantees me protection and status while simultaneously receiving gifts from the caponera.

Do it a few months, use my position to get a big score, something like 10 million dollars, then disappear while travelling to the US, rent a small sailboat and hire somehing like a Canadian crew to take me to New Zealand, use the pretext of recluse rich guy to have them do everything like grocery shopping along the way, then go to whatever is the most backwater town and seduce a local girl, someone sweet and naive, get her to sponsor me for nationality on the pretext that I'll marry her, then use Anglo laws to change my name and migrate to Switzerland where most of my money will be waiting for me in a safe deposit box a couple of years later.

I'll have at that time perfected my accent and will be claiming to be half Maori, I'll make my way to Ukraine and buy their nationality as a small investor then live out the rest of my days in a small cabin in the woods with a few girls, apart from a local a Finnish and a beurette who I'll collect through European travels and sponsor as a sugar daddy.

Ofc I'll become a hunter as I know one day someone will come knocking.

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Switzerland no longer allows secret banking. You would need to provide proof you payed taxes on the money before depositing. Even opening an account as a foreigner is a PITA. Your plan is dead in the water. Consider using an Irish bank ironically, they're crooked fucks

fuck no, i'd wind up dead. mexican drug cartels have unlimited funds and give zero fucks abt who they knock off.

Go back to watch your cartoons and play your videogames.

The danger is part of appeal

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She's attractive but not attractive enough to get skinned alive while listening to disco.