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stream link for the fight

Thinkinvg o f parring my ex again lads, im fucking based

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sent the ex an angry text
put her in her place

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ex just unfriended me and removed all pictures of me from her page. she went on a stint with me from her ex who she's now back with. grim state of affairs for him

what the fuck is wrong with you

Haughs o' Cromdale As I came in by Auchindoun, A little wee bit frae the toun, When to the Highlands I was bound, To view the haughs of Cromdale, I met a man in tartan trews, I speir'd at him what was the news; Quo' he the Highland army rues, That e'er we came to Cromdale.

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honestly think id have a shot with liek 2 girls from work if i din;t have a gf

dont affiliate me with those two american spackers u mexican prick

On fellow SPOTY nominee Jessica Ennis-Hill (after being at the centre of a massive controversy over his inclusion after his comments on homosexuality)

>"She slaps up well, looks quite fit in a dress"

On his critics

>"50,000 wankers (who signed a petition) can all suck my balls" (Fury actually finished 4th out of 10 in the public vote).

On David Price

>"I'm gonna do you some serious harm, you big, stiff idiot -- and you know your gay lover Tony Bellew?" Mic gets cut

On David Haye

>"David Gaye"

On Wladimir Klitschko

>"He's a devil worshiper"

On women in boxing:

>“I think they’re very nice when they’re walking around that ring, holding them cards. I like them actually. They give me inspiration when I’m tired. I’m all for it. I’m not sexist. I believe a woman’s best place is in the kitchen and on her back. That’s my personal belief. Making me a good cup of tea, that’s what I believe.”

On his wife, Paris

>"Sometimes she needs an uppercut, sometimes she doesn't"

On Steve Cunningham

>"Come April 20th, this guy's getting knocked spark out. Guaranteed, 100%. I hope him and his trainer believe in magic, because he's going to need a lot of magic to beat Tyson Fury. Steve Cunningham, the whole of Philadelphia behind him couldn't beat me - together. Never mind him on his own, there's not a man 200lbs on the planet who can beat me. And I ain't coming here to play games or talk nonsense, and I'm here to fight. And I hope you're here to fight too. And you talk a good game, 'I'm from Philly, I'm a tough guy, gangster', but let's have it real - I mean business, and I'm going to hurt you seriously April 20th. I hope you understand that, I hope your trainer understands that, I hope your wife understands that, I hope everybody understands it, because I mean business, I didn't come to the USA to play tip tap boxing. I came here to do demolition jobs on cruiserweights. I'm not named after a battleship or whatever

parents really got dissapointed when i told them, i dont want to get married