stream link for the fight
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Thinkinvg o f parring my ex again lads, im fucking based
sent the ex an angry text
put her in her place
ex just unfriended me and removed all pictures of me from her page. she went on a stint with me from her ex who she's now back with. grim state of affairs for him
what the fuck is wrong with you
Haughs o' Cromdale As I came in by Auchindoun, A little wee bit frae the toun, When to the Highlands I was bound, To view the haughs of Cromdale, I met a man in tartan trews, I speir'd at him what was the news; Quo' he the Highland army rues, That e'er we came to Cromdale.
honestly think id have a shot with liek 2 girls from work if i din;t have a gf
dont affiliate me with those two american spackers u mexican prick
On fellow SPOTY nominee Jessica Ennis-Hill (after being at the centre of a massive controversy over his inclusion after his comments on homosexuality)
>"She slaps up well, looks quite fit in a dress"
On his critics
>"50,000 wankers (who signed a petition) can all suck my balls" (Fury actually finished 4th out of 10 in the public vote).
On David Price
>"I'm gonna do you some serious harm, you big, stiff idiot -- and you know your gay lover Tony Bellew?" Mic gets cut
On David Haye
>"David Gaye"
On Wladimir Klitschko
>"He's a devil worshiper"
On women in boxing:
>“I think they’re very nice when they’re walking around that ring, holding them cards. I like them actually. They give me inspiration when I’m tired. I’m all for it. I’m not sexist. I believe a woman’s best place is in the kitchen and on her back. That’s my personal belief. Making me a good cup of tea, that’s what I believe.”
On his wife, Paris
>"Sometimes she needs an uppercut, sometimes she doesn't"
On Steve Cunningham
>"Come April 20th, this guy's getting knocked spark out. Guaranteed, 100%. I hope him and his trainer believe in magic, because he's going to need a lot of magic to beat Tyson Fury. Steve Cunningham, the whole of Philadelphia behind him couldn't beat me - together. Never mind him on his own, there's not a man 200lbs on the planet who can beat me. And I ain't coming here to play games or talk nonsense, and I'm here to fight. And I hope you're here to fight too. And you talk a good game, 'I'm from Philly, I'm a tough guy, gangster', but let's have it real - I mean business, and I'm going to hurt you seriously April 20th. I hope you understand that, I hope your trainer understands that, I hope your wife understands that, I hope everybody understands it, because I mean business, I didn't come to the USA to play tip tap boxing. I came here to do demolition jobs on cruiserweights. I'm not named after a battleship or whatever
parents really got dissapointed when i told them, i dont want to get married