Just got fired

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
guess what, I'm an Chinese investor who just bought 5 properties in Sydney. I make more in 1 year than you could possibly make in your life time. Yeah chink chink chong. Hope you enjoy being a slave.

service the farmer, are you guys twinks?

Not a twink but I shit you not even the sugar daddies here are cheap as fuck compared to the rest of the world from what I've been told by women.

That says a lot..

I wouldn't be surprised. Good thing is China's economy is teetering on collapsing and once Trump makes that final push, it'll all come crashing down.

The world made a huge fucking mistake believing that China could be a responsible global power. The Japanese knew about you lot all along.

Come home aussie. Find work here.

Cant be as bad as Spain.

numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_cities.jsp?country1=Australia&country2=Spain&city1=Melbourne&city2=Madrid

Atleast you fuckers can just move to a better country with no problems because you're in the EU.

Everything here is fucking expensive. If you thought being unemployed in Spain is bad, try doing that here.

Did he fire you because you shat your trousers whilst eating peanut butter on the job?

>Fired on a sunday

If you're going to shitpost at least do it right

Just stop being poor LOOOOOOOOOOOL

You need to have grown up on a farm to get into the industry proper and for stuff like picking fruit they only hire backpackers and Polynesians they can pay fuck all
I did a shift as a dominos delivery driver high from edibles the night before and got away with it completely get dabbed on

Too bad all the money in the world can't buy Zhang a soul.

boypucci?

Don't worry, he'll just buy another LV bag in a desperate attempt to fill the emptiness he feels inside.

lol wypipo really are mad as fuck at Chinese domination of their country

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Not your President
Be a true Australian and bend over, Hamish

In your dreams you micropenised faggot.

Lol because china dominates the usa. Ui can't hate both us and china retard

You're no better than nurses when you say stuff like that

Imagine being an Australian that has to LARP that Trump is his leader instead of the latest Liberal/Labor PM that bows down to the Chinese GOD

lol wake up Wang Dong.

>mfw when the Chinese takeover of Australia is complete and white women turned into comfort women and white "men" into slaves.

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>literally is a chinese colony
>calls someone from the usa criticizing China a chinese name
Ok zhang

Me and my gf have considered moving to the US for work. We're both anglo af, good work history and university degree holders, how good are our chances?

>anglo
No chance in a 56% country

maybe now you'll find a better job

They are fantastic tbqh.

My boss is devoutly christian

MUCH better than over here I can tell you that. All the Aussies I know who've moved to the US never end up coming back here except to visit.

If you have the chance to move, go for it, mate. I'm trying to do the same thing myself.

>we are looking for people between 18 and 23 with 7 years of experience to blahblahblah
Don't worry, it's pretty much the same here.

based retard

>AMERIBOOS
KEK

Yeah but Argentina doesn't compare to over here because this is one of the most expensive countries in the world. Unemployment elsewhere is VERY different to unemployment here.

WE WUZ LARPING AS AMERICAN TRUMP SUPPORTERS N SHEEET

>Be Ameriboo Australian MAGA larper
>Move to America
>Get shot

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I bet you voted for John Howard as well right, cunt? Give away all your guns because you think the right to bear arms means everyone's constantly shooting at each other?

Stupid cunt. kys

Why the fuck would I need a gun lol

Exactly. You don't need a gun but you need GST right? Dumbcunt. No wonder the chinks took this place over so easily. I can't even blame them.

How are the two even remotely connected?
>Guns
>Get shot
>GST
>More gibs for poor "people" like you

GST is a regressive tax fucktard. kys

I know you're meming but all Aussies I've met here have stayed for a long time. Family of mine too

Yes

Are you ready to establish a soviet republic yet anons