/cum/

That’s like a good majority but who’s gonna stop them from coming in?
WE NEED A WALL

Did you know she is from British Columbia?

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tfw no big dicked goth gf

don't know if you could handle it, city slicker

>tfw goth girls are all underage
fuck they make my dick diamonds why cant girls be goth in their 20s i dont care how fucked in the head they are i will wife you and pay for all your shit

some scraggly looking dude just knocked on my door, 15 minutes to midnight, and asked for a lighter or matches for the cigarette in his mouth
I told him I didn't have any, and had my gun in hand hidden behind the wall just in case, and eventually he just walked away
freaky stuff lads
the door has an actual door behind a solid metal screen door which remained locked so he had no chance of actually getting in as I talked with him, thankfully

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>Did you know she is from British Columbia?
She just moved from Canada to California
youtube.com/watch?v=_Hot0anpwFA

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i-i live in a fairly rural area near the border user. i love the cold weather but s*Mmer is too much.i never want to see another 70 degree day. i want to live in canada or alaska but lol as if alaska isnt enough of a shithole look what happened now

so why is tenda here

It was me, sorry

He has no girlfriend to take up his time so he spends 90% of his waking time spamming imageboards

>empty stomach
>no more food left
>only pasta noodle and milk left
Wat do lads? Already full on cum and no money left

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That was Santa asshole >:^(

>but lol as if alaska isnt enough of a shithole look what happened now
what's wrong with alaska? i wanted to visit

too soon

yeah but ive never seen him in generals, i guess the op pic attracted him

um, santa doesnt smoke, sweetheart

Who the fug is tenda

thats the only reason things didnt escalate tbdesu. he was testing the waters and the best he had as a fallback was hey i need light man.

So were these images legit cursed or is it just some bitch with weird eyes

He's barely a human at this point and spams any thread with an Asian female
Sometimes he pretends to be Korean, too

santa has been having a tough time okay

she's dead lol

2AM and I'm still awake
gf will be unhappy at me sleeping until like 11

Too soon.

the earth swallowed it whole
but memes aside it is a genuinely fucked up state. crimes get exaggerated for so many reasons because of the nature of politics and city dynamics here but alaska has seriously batshit problems with alcoholism, crime, depression, and every competent individual fleeing at their first opportunity.
absolutely stunningly beautiful in the summers though

>

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I've lost interest in fapping since 3 days ago.

Yeah me too

The fact you even saved this pic has me 9/10 yiiikesing rn

Hot coco and knäckebröd

Knicker bread?

As frustrating as it was catching the wife cheating, it was pretty hit watching her suck that big white cock

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"crispbread" or something in english

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Very true post

Quit larping
If you’re not kill the wife and rape the kids make the man watch

would your wife like BwBC (big (white) burger cock) really want to fuck a canadian

Why are blacks so loud?

twitter.com/ayuzu_s/status/1031043486772940801

Imagine your ass getting 32k likes

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HA
GAAAAYYY

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Wypipo love rappers that are non-threatening and sound like they're reading a thesaurus

nice

>the brit complaining about his virginity is posting male asses from twitter
>this was the same brit complaining last thread
bro it's the heart of sunday morning for you what's going on?

Cant stop listening to this MASTERPIECE
youtube.com/watch?v=xxnPM-1CBLQ

SHAWT AWP

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How do we fix North Dakota?

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>t. british zoomer that unironically listens to rap

Meanwhile in South Dakota

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NIGGAS IFFY UH
BLINKY GOT THE STIFFY UH
NIGGAS IFF UH
DRUM IT HOLDS 50 UH

Those are different people

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What’s wrong huh?

>be south dakotan
>worship Corn

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FREE MUH NIGGA
TREYWAY

youtube.com/watch?v=hvoagWSOw_Y

Just thinking about stuff
sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slaget_vid_Poltava

;___;

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I have probably had a combined 30 minutes of human interaction over the past week

To top it off
On top of everything shitty about your kife
The Cherry in top.
We women don't want Short Dick

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This thread has nosedived in quality compare to the last one

to many Americans desu

very rude post

>be coastal autist
>everything is centered around sociability and simultaneously 2x as expensive
>to cope with this reality you hate on a based lifestyle from mummys basement
don't you dare criticize based dakotas you fuck. this general needs to get straightened out. what happened to the mexicans? all were turned into american flags now? how come theres an outcast from /brit/ stalking around? why is the best poster swedish? where's the danish bro?
Quick rundown lads

Bad socioeconomic status
Bad family relations
Bad social life
Nonexistent relationship status
,1/3 of a cock

Just one more hour and my pork roast is finished
Slow cooked for 6 hours and smothered it in potatoes, celery, onions, carrots and have some homemade pirogies.
What u fags having for din din?

>getting triggered by a long running /cum/ joke

can i have some?

Ohh user i......

The potatoes sitting in the cooker will be a divine meal alone soaking up all that flavor. Based canada making me salivate

Nice. I got macaroni tonight.

It's 2:30

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I already ate dinner at a reasonable hour
I had ham, turkey, bacon, red peppers, onions, and chipotle sauce all in between toasted wheat bread

is really weird that i have anonymously talked to females on this website

*fakes moans*

How is it weird
Billions of women exist

"""females"""

Whoa it's like when you close your eyes the earth continues to spin!

There's no females on this site none ever posted their tits with timestamp

What?

pic related
its weird because i assume everyone on this website is male
there are some "real" ones here
hmm

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I like her hair

Your penis is too small
Aren't you still sad that you're still a virgin in your twenties?

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la GOBLINA

im only 19, and my penis is average!