Why yes, I am French. How did you know?
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can't imagine being such a CHAD
his life must have been crazy, the guy spent entire decades being on top
ideal hair
I felt an urgent need to suck your cock
does germany have a Delon? an iconic chad actor that was the peak masculine icon?
same for spain
Sounds gay. Easy.
>Why of course I’m a french icon, it must be the corsican blood.
is he alain delon?
Imagine looking like this
Life on "just be yourself bro" mode
Why do Brits always feel the need to point out the foreign origins of French icons? Is it out of butthurt that Britain hasn't been ruled by an English dynasty since 1066 because of French people?
Yes
Arnold Schwarzenegger maybe. Tbh Im not very into movies.
WE
he was austrian, like hitler
stop stealing Austria's great men
This is the reason why
...were kings and some such. Even if you exclude the Normans(who called themselves French, see pic related), the Plantagenets were initially as French as they get. Did France ever have an English ruler?
Facts... then idk
moi à droite
>still has abundant hair in his 80s
Is he, Dare i say, a master race??
He has superior genes
dude looks don't even matter, you just gotta be urself. chicks dig that.
you just gotta walk up to her and say hi :)
You never invaded us once while we invaded you on your own turf in those pathetic dynasty disputes and would of had Henry V king of france had he not died miraculously
>You never invaded us once
1216, First Barons' War
just be yourself bro
diev et mon droit lol
isn't it mad to think you rightfully owned half of france then lost it all kek
Yes but thats the same situation as the glorious revolution where we allowed william to walk in and settle the dispute with a shit ruler.
These niggas know what's up
Confidence is where it's at bro
>invaded by the Danes
>invaded by the French(twice)
>invaded by the Dutch
>"we totally let them invade us guys"
>Yes but
COPE
Not really you would have taken it back eventually. We are an island people with a smaller population and you were always the strongest continental people. Like I said it they were just poxy battles that were strung out for a century
Here you should know this one there is difference between letting someone fuck your wife than her getting raped
You're coping so hard rn. It's okay m8, no need to be overly nationalistic, you invaded us twice too.
You can use all the buzzwords you want. I’ll think if you’ll scroll up I made you bust out the wikipedia. And what is nationalistic about stating history its there for anyone to see I cant change it
it's poking fun at how the french claim literally ever attractive brit as muh normans!!!
don't take everything so seriously
>bust out the wikipedia
I replied to in 44 seconds. I'm pretty knowledgeable about history, you see.
Also, "buzzword" is a buzzword in itself. And you were still invaded and occupied by French troops even if you invited them.
We did start that meme but tb h Americans use it a lot more than us. Like they're the ones who usually say that Henry Cavill is French.
See here, like those ‘battles’, I’ll let you have it because this history recursion is stupid
it's always the americans ruining euro banter.
what's even more cringe though is when reprobates from /britpol/ try to deflect banter away from themselves by saying all ugly brits are celtic and not PURE BRED ANGLO GERMANIC
they are literally below the average shoolkid in knowledge of genetics it's embarrassing. At least with the Americans it's understandable because they're used to having a hundred or so years of mixing instead of literally thousands.
You don't see French people going about arguing whether they are Gaulish or Frankish.
>get invaded by vikings so hard you give up a duchy to them
>those vikings then invade england
>claim the vikings were french
you dweebs are the americans of europe
the real redpill is that no one really invaded anyone. William was Edward the confessor's named heir, many anglo-saxon nobles supported him.
unironically projecting modern nationalities on the past is beyond retarded
Now this is coping. I don’t believe the anglo saxons would have supported the removal of their upper class. And he wasn’t he only his named heir, he also names harold. This leads to the battle with another claiment Harold Hadrada whos untimely visit ultimately caused the downfall. Edward is the one to blame. But yes these shit flinging historical are stupid but what else are we going to banter them on
The only iconic actor Germany ever had was a twisted fucking psychopath
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I'm a FRANKISH BVLL you filthy c*Ltoid
My hair only gets like that if I don't wash it for a day.
Is greasy hair normal in europe? Maybe I should stop washing it every day.
>Did France ever have an English ruler?
Yes.
Wtf I was gonna post a gif of this with the exact same thread subject the other day.
What in the god damn..?
this is a bit forced and cringy