>be Bayezid I
>come from a long and powerful family
>was given the best education and tutelage
>take the throne after the death of my father
>win various wars and battles
>earn the nickname Thunderbolt because of how badass I am
>planning on expanding to Eastern and central Europe
>hear of rising empire bordering my kingdom
>led by a steppe Turkish-Mongol mutt cripple
>receive a letter from cripple where he tells me he doesn't want a war between Muslims
>Im agreeing with him
>until I read the part of the letter where he calls me an ant
>says If we were to go to war he would trample me
>Send a letter back and call him a cuck
>couple years later Im with my army trying to take Constantinople
>when I hear cripple king has attacked my unprotected lands
>drop everything Im doing and go after him
>try to take back my city
>learn that he's retreated to the forest where his steppe archers and horsemen are at a disadvantage
>go there spends days looking for him but cant find him anywhere
>figure he's given up and ran away
>later learn that he split his army up regrouped right behind me
>he starts ransacking my city's again
>march back with my army tired and exhausted
>lose over ten thousand men
>finally our armies meet up
Be Bayezid I
>I got variety Seljuk Turkish warriors,Janissaries,Serbian Knights and even steppe mercenaries under me
> I can do this
>He inanities the attack
>my forces are holding their ground doing well
>when suddenly learn that steppe mercenaries have switched sides and Joined the cripple
>still holding on
>one of my commander tells me we should retreat while we still can
>say no but just in case I order my son (who is also a commander)to withdraw
>cripple sends men to kill him
>have to send my Serbs to protect him
>army smaller now
>cripple forces start surrounding us
>many of my men start retreating
>pushed back into a mountain
>completely encircled
>manage to breakaway thanks to the sacrifice of my soldiers
>planning to get back home and regather an army
>suddenly arrow hits my horse
>it goes down
>surrounded by steppe horsemen
>Im captured
>holds me In a cell me for months
>tells me my sons have a started a civil war and are killing each other
>don't wanna believe it but is most likely true
>die
pork
>be Tokhtamysh
>descended from Genghis Khan
>but it seems like so is everyone these days
>everyone claims his lands and territories
>everyone fights among themselves
>in the end only thing what matters is who wins
>Im fighting my uncles and not sure if i can win
>hear of a cripple whose supposedly a military genius
>meet him and talk to the him for a bit
>knows more about Genghis khan then me even though he's not related to him
>leads my armies and helps me beat my uncles
>part ways with the cripple
>reform the Golden Horde
>take territories in Russia
>learn that the cripple has taken Persia
>lands held by my distant cousins
>how dare he
>I was gonna take those lands
>take his unguarded territories
>cripple sends a declaration of war
>okay its on
>our armies meet near a river
>we fight
>fighting in the center was straight forward
>bloody melee combat
>my forces were dominating in the right wing even with lower numbers due to higher ground
>yet Timur's force still manged to hold their ground
>main focus was mostly on left thats were Timur is
>figure he will give up as he soon danger comes
>learn that the cripple is fighting beside his men and pushing my army back
>Timur central forces are victorious
>Timur central forces and Right wing forces encircle my right wing forces
>I can see where this is going
>only one thing to do
>Run away without telling my army
>be Ruy González de Clavijo
>get sent by Spanish King to form ties with foreign kingdoms
>go to Cathay(china)
>The Emperor there is Yongle he is fat
>yet to his people he is viewed as a god
>all he does is eat,drink and have sex
>barely pays attention to us and treats us like shit
>and is so smug faced all the time
>later ordered bu king to visit another Asian leader
>though I hear this one defeated the Ottomans so thats good
>go to Samarkand and meet him
>he has a serous face and a serious attitude but he treats us with respect
>we find someway to communicate though use of secondary languages
>he is intelligent and well spoken
>tells me his plan to Invade Cathay
>fat bastard will finally get whats coming to him
>tells me various trade routes in Asia as a sign of friendships
>this guy is great
>on the route home
>think for a bit
>when Timur eventually will take Cathay he will probably refocus his efforts on the ottomans
>just the thought of those cockroaches being wiped out is enough to put a smile to my face
>trade will be lucrative for both out kingdoms
>life is looking up
>months pass
>learn that Timur died on his way to Cathay
>....... mfw
Where are you going with this?
Shhhhh let him. This is his magnum opus
>Clavijo
god wish i were an adventurer like him
Oh Allah please strike this Paki down for posting this on Jow Forums 69485972814 times instead of posting it on Ameen
>preferring homosexual shitposts over some interesting story telling
kill yourselves