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doing a fat poo

what does this have to do with British culture?

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nigga get money
nigga get rich
nigga get car
nigga get bitch

live like a nigga
die like a nigga
swing like a nigga
cry like a nigga

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enjoy slags

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why oh why indeed mmm

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cheating chink didn’t touch him

im doing it in britain

fuck up ye wee mongo
ye wouldn't know british culture if I slapped you with a sausage roll from greggs

For me, it's Indeed

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Tik Tok is now the number 1 free app

ENGLAND'S BRAVE HARRY KANE

what does this have to do with British culture?

'ad a nice wank 'ad a nice poo
all in all it was a nice day

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me (turtle) on a date

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why every time I have a genuinely insightful post I want to make on /tv/, captcha suddenly decides to start giving me that 'automated queries' bullshit?

does it WANT me to sneedpost instead or something?

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no one gives a fuck you narcissistic little cretin

una vela

why is london real estate so insanely expensive?

>we wants cheaper houses
>but we also want more immigrants
>we want greener, environmental-friendly policies
>but we also want more countryside smothered with concrete, steel and glass
Ah yes, (((young))) people.

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what does this have to do with British culture?

I can't get a job without experience

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A schoolgirl asked me for a cig I said I don't have one very timidly and she made this expression like "of course you don't incel"
tiny cunt

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Just lie lmao, think I have a total of 1 years experience made up just to fill gaps.

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do you think jackie chan's family call themselves the chans or the chen

WHY AM I SO SHIT AT DRIVING. 3 attempts to park. THREE.

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did you rape her then and there ?

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how’re the toilers feeling? we’re edging closer to sunday evening. have you made your packed lunch?

it'll be you someday i promise

Jews are based

not much to drive around in jersey innit

do you lads remember your first ever wank?

Thinking about whether I should shave or not, tempted not to bother.

biology chemistry maths fake bulshit all of it

how could I forget

I work at a garage in the countryside
Feels based

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utterly hopeless at it. folded my wing mirror against the wall reversing in. had to drive around the block and go forward. car stalled as i was doing that. ARGHHHHHH.

business idea: mindless degeneracy

2 am here in Sydney
should be getting to bed really
youtube.com/watch?v=UbxUSsFXYo4

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Never saw a number in my entire life never saw this "evolution" thing either

youtu.be/wunYHYXnSeY
Hmm

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*invests*

god he looks so french

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THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

>WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO HOLD THE HAND OF THE PERSON YOU LOVE, INTERLINKED
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what's your revenue model

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State of Arsenal
The man can’t even kick the ball

*kisses u*

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people who wank on sunday will go to hell no matter what

thea

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We should jsut start running over all criminals

pengletubbies

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yeah, i didn't do it properly though, sort of jerked my willy around rather than stroking it

still came though

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Oi!

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Bit sick off all these fucking annoying proxy cunts that infect /brit/

will london be the first city to usher in the dystopian cyberpunk setting?

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Imagine getting dressed up with all that slap just to dance about in your room for virgin lads online
State of women

I understand, I'm not that bad but I can't parallel park with a car even though I can back up a trailer in a tight spot with a big tractor
patience is key, I believe in you jerseyman

got absolutely no reason to be depressed, just having one of those days where i wallow in sadness for no reason at all

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wish i was black

nordic women? no thanks

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I'm already in hell

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this is a bloke yeah?

Freak

>with a big tractor
*smirks in parisian*

NO

haha got family friends round but I dont really want to talk to them so i'm doing a poo and having a post with the lads

*gilet jaunes in bouseux*

alri lads

alri

my brain... my brain is messed up man it's fucked dude it's... it doesn't produce "dopamine" messed up yeah? I have depression yeah ever heard of it?

how big is your willy lad? x

have an uncle doing that
methinks i'll postpone finding a job till this whole thing blows over

alri dave

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>not having a pass

Fuck that's based. You know how you all fucked with the govvies for putting bars over Based Tommy? If these cops ever get prosecuted, you should def do another Tommy.