/cum/

Just had a sausage egg McMuffin, hashbrown, and medium coffee

>your english fucking sucks
great insult you LOSER

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it took multiple european posters like a month to become more relevant than you and you've been posting here for years

another amazing insult
they LITERALLY became more relevant in a month can you believe it

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Absolutely seething

thanks

Europe once again dominating this thread

Americans BTFO

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>hates pedophila
>likes 2d loli’s
Why are people so delusional

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y'all done did it?

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Do you know this?
Man comes home and his gf talks him.
- I break with you.
- Why?
- I found out you're a pedophile.
- Whoah, what a smart word for 9 years girl.

i must break you

We have 2 Christmas, isn't it cool?

I got a better one
>talking to girl online
>says she’s 9
>sexytalk.wav
>next thing you she tells me she’s a cop
What a cool job for someone her age

very cool
slava ukraina

Well, google says right version is "i break up with you", but it's so little mistake.

youtube.com/watch?v=8lkhbD9vkfc

Realise russian, bruh?

Things I want to be:
- Baller
- Shot Caller
Things I want to have:
- 20 inch blades on the Impala

Big yikes thread

Oi, in that meaning, then of course. Also do you know that Dolf is actually Adolf, lol?

we should make a north american general

European posting is once again too based for weak US-American minds?

you shouldve been mercy

North America = 100% European heritage

i already chose mccree

and what happened next? Are you posting from prison?

yea! exactly my black brother

ew that (You)

you wake up in brazil

liveleak.com/view?t=u6OG9_1543699396

no its not, im pretty sure his name is Hans Dolph Lundgren

the only good non-/cum/ flag is the uk desu

there is no "non-cum" flag

/cum/ > Latvia > Estonia >>>>> everybody else

for my money that is

Really? Dolph is sweden name? But what about your king Gustav-Adolf?

and me

oh also india is good too

>India
>Good
Nice try, Pajeet

Adolf is a name in Sweden.
But Dolph is also a name, 33 people in sweden have the name Dolph

any time india posts he has purpose, he does not muck things up and actually has a personality

that is my arguement for india poster being an acceptable member of /cum/, at least until a chinaman murders him

A million people have the have the abdul in sweden does that make it a swedish name

Who am I kiddin'?
All this jealousy and agony that I sit in
I'm a jealous boy, really feel like John Lennon
I just want real love, guess it's been a minute
Pissed off from the way that I don't fit in
I don't fit in
Tell me what's the secret to love, I don't get it
Feel like I'm running a race I'm not winnin'
Ran into the devil today and she grinnin'

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ok, this is autistic

actually only 3080 men have the name abdul and only 411 women have the name(LMAO)

youtu.be/G_KMFxTJefE

official

thread

theme

(non-accepted /cum/ posters do not click)

>not knowing the song
You're the real autismo

why would i know it

i clicked on the link lol

>i clicked on the link lol

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Give me a name to look up, and ill tell you how many folks in Sweden have it

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Drop dead a bullet to my head
Your words are like a gun in hand
You can't change the state of the nation
We just need some motivation
These eyes have seen no conviction
Just lies and more contradiction
So tell me what would you say
I'd say its up, to me
So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in

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>ale_is_pregnant

how the fuck does the guy eat

Archimedes

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8 people have that name

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Artaxerxes

2 people

FUCK CANADA
FUCK TRUDEAU
FUCK SHITSKINS
FUCK LIBERALS

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Ah tea with lemon and raspberry is exactly that what i need now.

>gf lost her earbuds so she took mine
>had to buy new ones

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slap her ass

Jesus

What about Taras?

Rape her

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Звiдки ти?

638 men and 172 women
40 men

wish we had little ceasar's

Damn that's brutal. Life as a muslim. Life as a muslim woman. Life as a muslim woman named abdul

i think it a middle or last name, i dont actually think they are name Abdul as a first name

I know a girl named Makkah Muhammad except she's a convert to Christianity and said she wants to take a Christian name

from Kiev

based and christpilled

this is me minus hip growth obsession
will probably kill myself in 5-10 years for not doing anything about it

kys tomorrow

>Christian name
Shlomo Iosif.

it's actually really really bad.

Have any of you had a spooky experience before?

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>being an Atheist
kys

No it's not fuck you

no, i like to imagine i'll learn to cope once i get my career in order and then continue to pretend to be cis

Test

Reminder that brown women are made to be protected by a big strong white man such as myself

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>No it's not fuck you

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Move to San Francisco.
youtube.com/watch?v=eHQzHb9DVmQ

jam

youtube.com/watch?v=Cp4sYSQEjc8

have a relative returning my favorite hoodie to me today after fixing the zipper

its a good feeling

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