Oh no someone is trying to rob me with a knife ill just hand over my wallet instead of fighting him

>Oh no someone is trying to rob me with a knife ill just hand over my wallet instead of fighting him

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ahahahahahaha

the spartan spirit lives within us my hellenic brother

>Oh no someone is trying to rob me with a knife ill try to fight him, those 20€ in my wallet are worth to put my life on the line

Stavros was stabbed to death in an months

what are you gonna do, stab me?

This is what the (((authorities))) in my country recommend. I don't know, it seens that it's just making robbings safer for criminals

>what are you gonna do, stab me?

There was just recently an ebin video on LiveLeak of some Huezillian kicking the shit out of a guy who tried to mug him with a fake gun. Looks like he gave him brain damage. Based and monkeypilled

>Oh no, someone is trying to rape my wife! I should call the police instead of trying to incapacitate him and rape him myself!

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>be French
>surrender

>be american
>get shot

Yes, a wife and a wallet are of comparable value. Great argument

You absolutely hand them your wallet. Anybody alert with a knife can fuck your shit up without even trying. Once they get your wallet and let their guard down that's when you shove them to the ground and stomp on their face

>mfw i never have a wallet on me

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my RUS fists far more dangerous than some skinny ar*B or w*Sternoid with a knife lmfao
a few little stab wounds to my muscular stomach won't do anything to me, but when I hit them with my lightning fast left hook that carries the power of six elephants, they will collapse on the floor and die of TBI
the RUS BULL wins again, SVAROG be praised

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wont they just kill you then? at least that’s what Brazilians told me happens

migrants usually don't have papers or money, of course you don't need a wallet

you wouldn't be asked for your wallet if you're a bull tho

my relative didn't give a car to a robber and he got shot in the leg with an AK, he has half of the toes and bullet scars

You can literally buy a wife in some places if you want

I would unironically fight even if I had only pennies in my wallet
I don't care if I live or die

This is also true, I'm 6'3 240lb, w*Sternoids cross the street when they see me lmao
I'm an extremely technical fighter with great grappling and striking, but most of the time when I spar with w*Sternoids and other non-slav weaklings, I can just bully them with my jab and they're scared to even retaliate, on the floor I can just muscle my way out of all their submissions, and obviously sweeping me or taking me down is impossible, due to my RUS strength

>an eye for an eye makes us all blind, of course I forgive you for keying my car!

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>an eye for an eye makes us all blind soy
good one

they literally are

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but did he lose the car?

The robber must have already had brain damage if he tried to rob someone with a fake gun

I don't seem to remember that detail or he didn't tell me, I think he actually didn't.

This is literally the only reason i always keep a bottle of homemade concentrated acid on me

just draw quicker and shot the attacker instead

t. Lucky Luke

are you ok retard

>are you ok reta-

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The winner of a knife fight dies in the hospital.
Fortunately, that's no big loss in this case.

>try to be Batman
>end up being Batman's dad