/brit/

RIP BUSH

Imagine if a male called a woman mommy during sex. His entire life would be in ruins, but women can easily infantalise themselves. This sickens me desu.

Just trew two packages of wet wipes away from Lidl after almost a year I discovered that they come from Israel

Lord of the Rings isnt as good as everyone says it is...

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The United agrarian Socialist Collective of the East Midlands & South Yorkshire

tyson fury was robbed

what is your job title at toil lads?

terrible thread

guess what

General manager

god you're fuming

Full time shagger mate

yeh?

no we're not you vile kike

Home security

stupid question

i thought soo was asian

real street nigger

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literally just "team member"

unemployed

Mum is angry at me because I don't want to work in a supermarket and am sad because I see no stability in the future and will never have a place to call my own

you know those sue lewd pics

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Tyson Fury proves gypsies cannot be killed with conventional weapons

Prime Minister

Zionist? Ohh what a surprise oh ....

assistant to the regional manager

Full time legend

Full Time Mummy

CEO (Can't Ever Operate)

Happy first day of Hanukkah to my kosher friends on the /birt/

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FUCKING CHRIST this fillm was s ogood mannnnnn

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No idea why this made me laugh so much.

It's like they're like, 'shall we make them feel valued by giving them an actual title?'

'na just call em tema member so they feel like drones'

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toilbergs deputy cock holster

>Tottenham fan arrested after banana skin is thrown at Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang in norf London derby
thoughts?

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Dog walker

recommend some kino for me NOW

released 2017/2018

I want to be Craig Ferguson when I grow up

got outright rejected for 6 jobs in a row now (zero interviews)

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i know of them yes

feel like pure shit just want him back x

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shagging operative

assistant burger artist

brown hands

wanked to those now 8 (eight) individual times not ironic post

Branch Assistant

>Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
is this a real player or is this like the ngubu gimmick?

Weird flex but ok

kike enabling hands

shall be buying a 1 bedroom flat for £240,000 in zone 3

70k deposit, 170k mortgage on a 50k income

gas me

what's this from

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reminds me of my mum and dad
oh yeah my dad's scottish and my mum's a jew
haha

Cheese master

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Is it true Jewish moms are overbearing?

could unironically build a 3 story house on 50 acres of land for 170k

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she looks nothing like this now, hit the wall at mach 3
Britta was always best girl

WAIT how lewd are they

A beautiful representation of human goodwill, where decent humanity goes beyond the rivalry and a man gives a footballer on another team a banana for energy and to keep him sustained.

The police really dropped the ball on this one

neo tokyo
warning: it's not comfy. at all.

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he's from gabon

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seething brown hands wanting to murder innocent israeli peoples

no my mum's a sociopathic cunt

really PISSED OFF that i only get one life

Are you the French lad with the collection of these comfy gifs? I remember you posting them on the night my grandad died last year

They call me a shotta

they usually run the household and alternatively baby and have high expectations of their offspring

I want kids to carry on my legacy

but why the fuck would i voluntarily cause another human the pain and suffering of life in this wretched world?

The eternal struggle

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what you on about
ive posted them
ahhhh youre annoying me now a bit

but is it good

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>Americans live in houses that aren't attached to other houses

do you know what that means lads
they can watch porn without even wearing headphones

how the other half live.

Want to dress up as an SS soldier and have a Jewish girl dress up as an Auschwitz prisoner and we'll role play me raping and torturing her

Would be so fucking hot

any lads know much about shared ownership, good or another cruel trick by the rentier class?

>I voted brexit

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have my top off at the moment
wearing muh jeans though
with my belly I really have that fat hick texan look
reckon I could play him in the inevitable biopic

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same, still think about high school every day and i left over 7 years ago

do more wank

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if you have to ask, it's a way for rich boomers to profit even more off poor millenials, what you think they'd make it cheaper without benefit for themselves?

did a bit of country roleplaying with a russian webcam girl

cringe when i think of it

Hitler, reguardless of what you think of him, went from homeless incel loner in his teens and 20's to one of the most respected and powerful men in all of Europe. If he had won he would have went down as the greatest man in history.

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>I voted remain

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erm no
unless you live in some really cheap terrace that should have been knocked down by now to comply with regulations, you really can't hear what's going on in the house next to you apart from the loudest of bangs
you've got bricks and plaster and shit in the way

They look disgusting.

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yes america is an ideal cowboy paradise where man is free to do whatever he wants when and wherever
it's not grim in the least

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