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>the largest known tornado ever was nearly three miles wide
what the FUCK

edition

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Tom Hardy OBE

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hold on, this is a unix system. i know this. give me 12 hours and i'll be in.

NORF FC

DONT CARE BOUT RACISM

MO SALEH IS A SOUND LAD

IF ITS GOOD ENUFF FOR MO ITS GOOD ENUFF FOR ME IF SITTING IN A MOSQUE IS WHERE I WANT TO BE MO SALALALALALALALALALALA

MOHAMMED IS A SOUND LAD AND HE LETS ME 9 YEAR OLD DAUHTER SLEEP IN HIS BED UR JUST A RACIST MATE

Want to shit on a birds face haha

the shareeeeef he dont liiiiike it

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imagine having a macbook

>wogsocket
kek. spot on

just popping in to say GODDAMN, thatsa big ol 'nader my dudes

watching supersize vs superskinny
great diet motivation

Has the same surname as me. What did he mean by this
Sort of look like him as well although i'm uglier haha

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>those county names
excuse me what the fuck

dont care bout white genocide
dont care bout rotherham

love labour
love pakis

simple as

The storm is calmest the centre

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you've an hour

all women should be arrested

Barnstable mentioned

Unironically deep and powerful
Based Hitesh

>dont care bout white genocide
>dont care bout rotherham

>love labour
>love pakis

>simple as

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My name is unironically Storm

one of the first areas settled by br*ts
there's a reason mass is the center of new england

highly rate krispy kreme coffee grounds from the store. reminds me of hot chocolate

What's the issue? It's called NEW ENGLAND for a reason

Leo Varadkar? That's not an irish name haha

>youtube.com/watch?v=fcDhlsaSHgI

>tfw you'll never live in 80s miami and take the company limo from your penthouse to the latest swanky club where you get rat-arsed on the finest colombian coke which is in plentiful supply

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Don't see how seeing a psychologist is going to remedy the bleak and dystopian multiracial hellscape that awaits us

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Almost as if it was 100% English for about 300 years

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I like Tay Tay

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Tweets of twitter fendom girls humiliating their slaves

YouTube videos of working class people verbally abusing tv license officers

Twitter screenshots of British police

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Should I take my dog to the vets

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off your meds today rorke?

that last sentence is so clunky was it auto-translated from like Chinese or something?

You forgot one
>'ate pikeys

iran, irans so far awaaaaaay

The tornado killed four storm chasers, the first known deaths in the history of storm chasing. Although the tornado remained over mostly open terrain, dozens of storm chasers unaware of its immense size and erratic movement were caught off-guard. Near Highway 81, TWISTEX scientist and engineer Tim Samaras, along with his son Paul and research partner Carl Young, died in the tornado. Paul and Young were ejected from their Chevrolet Cobalt by the storm's sub-vortex, while Tim was still buckled in the passenger's seat. Local resident Richard Henderson, who decided to follow the storm, lost his life in that same area. He snapped a picture of the tornado from his cellular phone before it struck him. Other chasers, including Mike Bettes of The Weather Channel and Reed Timmer, were either injured or had their vehicles damaged. A Doppler on Wheels-based analysis of how the tornado impacted these teams revealed that they were hit by an intense internal sub-vortex. Overall, the tornado was responsible for eight fatalities and 151 injuries. The National Weather Service referred to the tornado as "the most dangerous tornado in storm observing history."

looks like my bollocks after they've been flattened

post some of the first one lads

They're for people that want to be told there is something wrong with them. 99% of all Psychology is made up nonsense, the profession is filled with charlatans that all know its bullshit too.

>Why don't Americans just build their houses out of brick? It would totally stand up against a tornado
Why do Europeans do this?

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trippy

spent £600 on an office chair today. Think I may have overdone it this time

foy foy foy your boat
gently down the stream

>The phrase Nomen omen (or the plural nomination sunt omina ) is a Latin phrase that, translated literally, means "the name is an omen", "a name a destiny", "the destiny in the name", "in name and in fact "and derives from the belief of the Romans that in the name of the person his destiny was indicated.

Is your name pleb tier or god tier?

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It's still "English", just now with lots of "Irish" and "Italians". New England is still the whitest part of the US, because it's boring, expensive and cold.

Love Moni so much just want to suck her penis all day long x

is america the only place where tornadoes happen?

big fan of Jow Forumslactation 2bh

god thats disturbing

I am a white Greek man

red sauce on sausage
And gallons of bitter
Ngubu on telly, reading The Star on the shitter
All of my mates out on nonce hunting stings
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Cream-sandwich biscuits and crisp Cornish pasties
Ladbrokes, fishing books
My flat filled with nasties
Hot boiled gammon all bound up with strings
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Slags in thick makeup with fat sagging boobies
Go to my mates to roll up some fat doobies
Wetherspoons pubs with their hot chicken wings
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When Souf F.C scores
When Tories trick
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember the lost ninety six
And then I don't feel so bad

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Why some states in america a commonwealth?

why don't they just make artificial hills out west at the very least
you could take all of our garbage and landfill material to do it too
a tornado couldn't go up a hill

Herman Miller? Sitting on an Aeron myself, top comfy

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best british song of 2018
simple as

the north london microstudio

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(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
she's a en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-eater

Remember this

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wew

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what is that

It holds no legal meaning today. It's just so they can be special snowflakes.

lol

i bought one for £15 from an african on facebook and it's very comfy and good quality, will last for years

I know i'm late to the show but for the first time ever last night I clicked on an ASMR stream and I'm genuinely shocked that this even exists. For years I thought I was over the whole laughing at alternative things on the internet, and just ignoring it, but good fucking god this is not a good sign for the future of humanity if this is what we're doing

>Rick Smith, the warning coordination meteorologist at the National Weather Service Weather Forecast Office in Norman, stated that this tornado was among a "super-rare" category within the EF5 rating. Smith also stated that it was fortunate the tornado did not track into more densely populated areas, particularly those within the Oklahoma City metropolitan area, "this would have been … I don't even want to imagine what it would have been." William Hooke, a senior policy fellow at the American Meteorological Society stated that, "[Oklahoma City] dodged a bullet...You lay that path over Oklahoma City, and you have devastation of biblical proportions."
imagine if a three mile wide tornado crossed over an urban area, it would be fucking insane. several 9/11's worth of death and destruction

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Just had my Sunday curry lads, washing it down with some peng non alcoholic diet beer

linked to being hotbeds of anti-monarchist and republican ideology

The modern dream

Nah, KAB Director Office chair. Wish I looked into it future but looks comfy enough

probably cuz you smell and look weird LOL

They can happen other places but they seem to occur often here. It's not even a midwestern thing, we have them in the south as well. I actually heard to be on the lookout for possible tornadoes on the news earlier this morning.

*explodes into your anus*

Most happen in the US, and all of the strong ones happen in the US

based

monotony is a slow killer

Bed chair master race
If you own a desktop PC you're a virgin freak

>When Souf F.C scores
>When Tories trick
>When I'm feeling sad
>I simply remember the lost ninety six
>And then I don't feel so bad

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kneeling chair m race

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the poorfag cope

Something like 90% happen in the US and all of the strong ones are in the US too
Other countries get sissy tornadoes

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Any Pagan man in

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the lord ensures natural disasters only strike in less populated areas. He truly watches over us and protects us.

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Remember, white genocide is a crazy conspiracy theory

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azaria_Chamberlain_disappearance
imagine actually having your kid be killed by a wild animal but then having everyone believe you murdered them and made up a silly story but then it turns out you were innocent but still loads of people don't believe you

grim

*breathes in*
Poo arse willy wank boobs cunt shit piss twat fuck
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hmmm makes you think

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Is it normal to feel like shit after codeine

wow top funny mate