ITT: all of Jow Forums wakes up in a lost island

*whips out a fatty blunt*
nice quads bro, hit this shit

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Fuckin checked.

I guess I'd just avoid the autists and hang with the chill fags? I dunno, I wouldn't honestly have a clue what to do on a lost island.

>turns into king of the flies

Plants flag and claims it for the British Empire.

dibs on the Italian bird in the short pink shorts

i'd find caballito and rape him

>lord of the files

*>lord of the flies

I'd chill with my BLACK brothers

*throttles all the libtards, foreigners and animefags that post under my flag*

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None of you retards would actually own the libs IRL, Seamus.

How cute are you?

>ITT: all of Jow Forums wakes up in a lost island
And this island gets name "Isle of thousand autists"

if you are a cute girl, very probably yes

I'll take a Scandi user and make him my wife, so we can live happily together in our new formed autistic community.

>I'll take a Scandi user and make him my wife
Norwegian one am I right?

Feels like home.

If he's feminine enough...

/brit/ would hunt down the /cum/ and /eire/ posters and hang them from trees as well as enslave /nederdraad/ and /fr/

/ausnz/ would be annexed into the tribe

everyone else can live in peace as long as they pay tribute to their /brit/ overlords

Modern british ain't shit, it's gonna be more a caliphate than a empire.

No.

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>/brit/ would hunt down the /cum/ and /eire/ posters and hang them from trees as well as enslave /nederdraad/ and /fr/
/brit/ will literally be the first one to get rekt desu

see

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fuck off you poofy cunt

Team up with /lat/ and /mena/ and kill wh*tes

I am automatically protected because I am American and therefore considered non-wh*toid.

Try us bong

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hmmm, where are the femanons? Are they hiding?

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This island becomes the new Pitcairn.

>This island becomes the new Pitcairn.
???
Pitcairn is populated by few hundreds of retards?

OKAY WHO WANNA GO FISHING?

To the deceitful clowns of Jow Forums
Your low character is the subject of Greek plays. This is a formal declaration of WAR. Our armies shall
meet on the field of battle!

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Start building mountains to make the center of the island safe from foreigners.

>right-click
>plot to kill
>go to intrigue window
>toggle on auto join

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*captures you in one battle because of bullshit dice RNG, castrates you, and forces you to settle for peace*

I immediately start hunting down all the anons until i left 6 in total, because a tiny island can't sustain us all.

Fishing is gay

Can we come? We might be peaklets but we can make fjords

Find the chileanon and kill him since he's a psycho and want to kill us all.

>Fishing is gay
Well he is scandinavian

Most of us won't last a month. Also, everyone will be engaging in gay sex with each other for the lack of femanons.

Tru dat

Everyone on this island must convert to Islam or pay the Jizya tax. Which is when I jiz on ya.

Yes Norway is our only fren

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Thx god my drill instructor taught me how to kill beta euro dicks...

Join me or die

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Average italian aka 10/10 in america

>tfw no ahegao head massage

>being unhealthy
>eating fish
Choose one.

Straighter than you Mohammeds

would collect all the food and enslave everyone to build me a nice house

>the Virgin fisher"man"
>the CHAD HUNTER

What do you hunt, apes? Hunting is common Norwegian acitivity.

So this is wit. This is how the last island people of this kind in the WORLD disappear. Not with conformism. Not with a tsunami. Not with disease. Not with bayonets. Not with a machine gun.

But because it went mainstream and now fucking casual normalfag shitheads all know it exists. Just like Jow Forums. Just like anime. Just like Star Trek. Just like video games.

I hope I don't live to see that fast-approaching day.

Most of Chile's mercenaries from the Pinochet era have already been exported abroad. Does the modern day Chilean grunt still hold up?

it would be the Ancap dream

I hunt Norwegians smartasses.

We gave you that cross and we can take it away.

Reply to this post to genocide all Americans on our island

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*builds a boat*
*sails home*
Heh.. nothing personel "chad"

let me out

Reply to this post to genocide all anglos on our island

b + r

We outnumber the rest of Jow Forums put together slav.

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Starves because I couldn't find any potatoes to eat. The rest of the island is ok however, they all survive on fish.

Come and get it!

Malta belongs with /brit/ anyway.

What about Danish?

It's populated by a few dozen people but like half of them are convicted sex offenders. I think it was CP.

M-maybe... *-*

>It's populated by a few dozen people but like half of them are convicted sex offenders. I think it was CP.
So its basically /tv/

THIS ISLAND BELONGS TO THE NORDS

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Since we will have to live together i propose a Constitution

Article 1 - Americans are not allowed to express an opinion

how about we kill everyone that posts in generals

Article 2 - Englishmen are not allowed to express an opinion

I'll probably end up as the communal cum dump

Nice, can you atleast protect me?

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Article 2 - gay sex only

Article 3 - The national religion shall be Islam and those who refuse to convert will work as slaves.

No. Fite me.

B-but I'm a lover not a fighter.

Article 4 - Egyptians (and all semites) m be killed at sight

Article 5 - Russians and Jews will be drowned.

W-With my life...

Excellent! Easier for me to beat you up!

uhmm, sorry but you violated Article 2, your punishment will be execution