/brit/

imagine that happening to you haha

wish every post had attachments like these 2bqh i wouldnt have to go to xvideos then

unpopular opinion I know, but the best yank here is the one with the pornographic webms if I do say so

Beto I call upon thee. Destroy the Irish.

Can't believe there are still people +and I use the term loosely) thick enough to believe in cloud fairies. I though did screening now and scraped the retards before birth.

thats a tranny

off to a bad start lads

what are you doing here?
fuck off to /brit/pol/ if you love corbyn

too little

too much

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Don't mind pints and slags, otherwise based.

why did the arm have hair all the the other times and not the last time hmmm...........?

god I wish that were me

future wife and wife's son

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fuck up sherlock

got a question thats counts for 15% of my paper which basically is 'how did you study for this paper?'
how the fuck do I answer that

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I want to bury my face in that ass.

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is it true that poor australians subsist on a diet of kangaroo?

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Sopa de macaco poster

I find big arse more aesthetic but I feel like I'd prefer a small arse sitting on my face.
Is this normal, lads?

who's rob?

WOULD

there's a yoghurt in the fridge that expired in april
if I eat it I might not have to go into toil tomorrow

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not sure if these are real women

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rob schneider
famous comedian

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black fella i imagine

the future of the white world is GRIM

literaly threw away a yogurt which has 01 dec on it. Feels good to be an open uni student and not having to worry about which day is mine and which ones is Mr Toilbergs or Mr Professorbergs

the feminism just increases the hate-fuckability

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no its paedophilic

imagine being so far up your own arse with political correctness that you unironically think this

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Got a feeling it's not going to happen.

This is how I imagine Stephanie every night.

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want a gf but i'm too emotionally vulnerable and mentally weak to handle a relationship. i have too many other, more important, things going on right now. getting a gf will have to wait until i graduate

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According to every western government nowadays if a crime is committed against a white male it's a victimless crime.

RAPE RAPE

I RAPE RAPE

RAPE RAPE ON THE FIRST FUCKING DATE

YOU SCARED TO RAPE A BITCH, I CAN'T RELATE

should stuff bits of poo down your willy, get yourself a cheeky uti

is that a real woman????

That's not being up your own arse, it's being brain-dead.

Jeb end

This person is so fucking americentric to the point of retardation. Imagine actually thinking Spanish isn't a European language holy fuck.

SHE LET ME TEXT HER
WON'T LET ME FUCK HER
SHE SAID WE CAN'T FUCK
I'M LIKE HER BROTHER

>actually reading it
theres your issue, your legitimising their point by taking it in. When the normalfags try to talk to me about feminism, racism etc I just have to stop them

can one of you bitch ass niggas bump me 20 dollars

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cpgb-ml.org/
lmao their site has the same basic layout and font style as the guardian

Hope mum didn't take me saying I don't know why you brought me into this world too badly

Knock knock

There only is one world.

Well it depends on the child, doesn't it?

rorke on the podium

God is real

Rob Piper

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Make her suck your dick the first date
You scared to rape a bitch? I can't relate
She let me in her house, nobody safe
Now pass the plate, rape, rape

She let me text her, won't let me touch her
She say she can't fuck, I'm like her brother
Kick down the door unannounced while she lay on the couch
I gives a fuck this your house, place that crotch on my mouth

Rape, rape
Rape, rape
Rape, rape
On the first fuckin' date

Rape, rape
Rape, rape
Put that pussy
On my motherfuckin face

It feels better when she ain't awake
It feels better uninvited to her place
Put that coke on the plate and put that coke on my face
See, I don't need your permission, I wanna see how you taste

I rape, rape

Soundcloud rapper Niggers are based

Based

Met a "man" who openly admitted he listened to the Spice Girls and Taylor Swift lads. Haha the utter state. Imagine being a grown man and listening to teenybopper shit.

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what if she got pregnant?

*walks into thread*

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Were getting pretty close to it being illegal just to be a white male.

It helps though. The reality is so much less scary than you think.

>God is really imaginary

Imagine posting this on an anime website of all places

Yes
instagram.com/its_bruise_pristine/
Thoughts

Guarantee that's an American in some shithole southern state

why are you so insecure man? it's fucking ridiculous

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pffffffffffffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

twitter.com/ohboywhatashot/status/1069332297239982082

wanna marry her
youtube.com/watch?v=Yn0tIDWTKtY

lately only girls that are 10-12 years younger than me have shown interest in me
need a girl my age who doesn't have kids

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JANNY WILL NOT BE OVERLY FOND OF THIS

How old are you? My gf is the same age as me, which is nice.

LOL

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Met a "man" who constantly posts how much hed like to smell Emma Watsons arse lads. Haha the utter state. Imagine being a grown man and being so obsessed with Emma Watsons arse.

god i wish i was aussie

30

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Literally their best one

YEAH
it makes more sense than thinking disease ridden parasites were the secret ingedient in civilisation before masonic jews redisovered it in the 20th (i:e anti Euro) century

Better to be a shutin tradcath than a open door (open anus) homo modernist

also yikesanon you're full of shit
brazilian niggers care only for bunda, their portugeuse-ish niggers care for Christ
their Afreakans care for voodoo bullshit who understand neither Christ's scholastic Romano-Judaic seriousness nor His Indo-European childlike playfulness

Catyank?

Imagine an industrial fucking machine plowing that arse

watching are limmy play euro truck simulator
twitch.tv/brianlimond

That shouldn't be too hard age wise. At that point dating sites start to be worthwhile, I hear.

is there anything worse than when you the quality street tin and there's only those shit hard toffees left

why not just get a young girl?

You'll die first, you have a bigger time window to have kids and she's hornier.
When you're reaching old man territory she'll be a MILF and before that you've got prime time puss.

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jesus christ is my lord and saviour