Imagine being a 70 yo virgin

Imagine being a 70 yo virgin

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45 years from now and that's what I'll be. Can't wait.

go have sex then lol

Don't kid yourself NEETs don't live to be 70

haha joke's on you i'm gonna kill myself long before that

you probably got hit by thunder if you stay post 50 virgin

Jokes on you, you will be killed long before that, but before that you will be raped.

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at least i won't die a virgin when i'm raped

I wonder what will happen to all 4chans 25yo virgins when they reach 50

By this time robocatgirls will be invented, so why bother?

Five more years bros, and he will get there
I wonder what terrible powers one acquires when reaching that level

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if you actually lived that long as a virgin you would not giva a shit about pussy anymore...

most of those disgusting old creeps are that way cause they cannot get any pussy anymorebut if you never tasted sex you wouldnt care

If I can't get married by 40 I will just go buy a mail order bride from Ukraine or a Jap sexbot

Lol

Worked in a nursing home and there was an old virgin woman. She was crazy and keep yelling obscene stuff like "WHAT DOES COCK TASTE LIKE I'VE NEVER TRIED IT" it was both funny and horrible

pope thread?

That's my future.

At first I thought this said "Imagine being a 10 yo virgin"

>WHAT DOES COCK TASTE LIKE I'VE NEVER TRIED IT
So, did you tell her?

Some Pope even had wives. Even current Pope said he kissed a girl when he was young

Let her try mine obv ;)

Loss of virginity by kiss, eh? I may not be doomed after all boys.

Sorry I meant at least he's not kissless. In older times there were non virgin Popes. Even some faggots popes

>even the pope saw more action than you

Depressing desu.

kek I just read that pope Paul II allegedly died of melon indigestion. But that's a lie and he was actually getting assfucked by a page lmao

They don't exist.
Virgins post 50 years old ascend from this mortal plane.

Eh, nothing wrong with being a virgin

t. virgin