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Im a fidach man

THE irish DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
``THE irish ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the irish DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY irish IN ``LATIN ???

*`SMELLYUM CHIMPUS MICKLOPATHETICUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN irish IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR SUBHUMAN COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``VICTORIA BITTER`` AND ``VEGEMITE``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED HORSES

my namea jef

There was a short animated film tonight on BBC4 about exactly that strangely enough. I took it as a metaphor for circumcision but I doubt it was actually meant like that.

Sam Hyde hates England

Where is she lads?

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do you think the irony of the Norse invasions was expressed by any of their Anglo-Saxon contemporaries?

she is sucking the cock of John Podesta while we shitpost here

some rich portuguese man's basement

Be mad if she was still alive

under my bed

éireannach iartharach is the best compliment i've ever received

Single mum in Northampton with a half Portuguese baby and a crack problem

I feel like in theory it should be liberating and affirming (he likes the real me, not just the primped sanitized version) but in reality most girls would think you were a freak for requesting it and refuse to comply

Sam Hyde hates British people
I'd bet you a tenner right now

practically most of the country knows her parents were up to no good

Never had crab or lobster. How are they?

feels beta to punk out a cat, they are too small and weak
but if a large dog gets yappy i have no problem beating the shit out of it

found out when our relationship was on the rocks at the start of the year my gf of 6 years started sexting her ex and made out with him
we've got better since and at our best ever recently but finding this out has changed everything, i feel sick
i just wanted to tell someone since im embarrassed, thanks for subscribing please upvote

the long proclaimed schizobrit

yeah they knew they used to worship the same gods and where they came from. I think some of them even thought the Vikings were God punishing them

Itchy and tasty.

very good when done properly

you haven't lived till you've had a genuine steamed Massachusetts lobster

dead

both very good but lobster is overpriced
the best area for lobster in the us is the northeast and the best for crab is the midatlantic. if it's not coming from those places then it's not very good

More of a Mercia man myself.

Killed by parents. Pretty obvious

Has Sam Hyde ever visited England

Sopa de macaco poster is here

Ceart go leor, ach ná bí ag insint do na daoine gan Ghaeilge conas atá í a labhairt nuair atá drochghramadach agatsa féin.

i doubt it, recently found out he hates british people

Yea, named Hyde Parl after him.

Yes that's correct, his British paypigs don't know this since autism disables ability to pick up on social cues and the intricacies of human social norms

its very dirty to eat if youre cracking the stuff for yourself. youll be covered in juices and shit

really baked

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*clears throat*
*steps up to the mic*
Poo, poo nigger

lol
nice quads
anything you guys tell me about it is enlightening anyway so even if it's not completely right, go raibh maith agat

what is the purpose to post this kot

theres a place in turkey called batman haha

Sam Hyde hates the North of England

Ahahah fucking yanks!!! What a load a mongs!

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I'm addicted to money

Piece of shit. Get your shit together immediately or you'll never accomplish anything.

And the South

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bane,_West_Virginia

>a man in Kentucky

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>300 grand for nothing
Doesn't sound like a mong to me

luitcoyt

what is going to happen to him when bolsonaro becomes president of brazil

Why has he never visited England then? I'll tell you why: Because he hates England and British people

any 3 patricians in

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Irish lads: why does RTE show hurling and gaelic with irish commentary? just a nationalism thing?

Sam Hyde authored these posts

I don't slice toast at all. I'm a real patrician. Also that toast is not done enough and is not brown or crispy. It's called "toast", it's not called "soggy"

People who make soggy toast with too much butter should have their fingers broken

cheese ravioli with butter and sugar mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

if i hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Why does this Twitch text to speech shit always get me rolling on the floor laughing

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dude WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
stupid little faggot I'd sock your jaw so fuckin' hard they'd be picking up your teeth in thunder bay

1 or 3. Never 2.

Live in Mercia but my stock hails from the Nordic land of Scotland

No he didn't. He hates British people and I am a British man. I just know what I know and what I know is that Sam Hyde hates British people and England

you make me sick
I like mine almost completely white and just warm enough to soak in the marg

They are Gaelic games. When I started playing football when I was young the manager only spoke to us in Irish.
Plus RTÉ rarely shows them in Irish, Tg4 does.

wish i had a gf that would like to eat sopa de MY-COCK-o

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neal_Falls
screeching
imagine getting ganked by a prossie
1 for regular sandwiches, 2 for toasted sandwiches

Then it's not toast is it dickhead? It's warm bread with butter on.

Glywysing

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i dont eat toast outside of beans on toast with grated cheese and worcester sauce. goat 5 minute dinner

HAHAHA

fucking idiot

Asian pussy smells like soy sauce

>to eat sopa de MY-COCK-o
Sopa de tu pollo???????

THE MONOTONY
IS A SLOW KILLER
(A SLOW KILLER)

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scum

where did i call it toast

Nothing better in this world than having a fat stack of cash in your hand and you feelings its resistance to open. The scent alone would make me blow a fat wad in my pants.

Yes, exactly

B&R

wrong way round you utter fool

She wants to have sex with me.

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aberfan

must have been mistaken about the network.
I think I was watching All-Ireland hurling. How does the eligibility work? Are you only allowed to represent your county of birth?

Isn't she like 30 now, that's gross dude.

He hates England and British people

'no'
1 gives you a bigger mouthful of sandwich ingredients. i like plain lettuce, cheese, tomato
2 doesn't spill out as much of the ingredients, important for a toasted sandwich which often sticks to the knife as you cut

at first i really hated british people and even called them pirate scumbags when i started posting here

fucking idiot

Why does he hate?

pirates are based, I wish more foreigners called us pirates